Mama Mia lands and hops in a cab. They admit that they like to have a jump on the other team so they can be their lone wolf selves. The second flight from Jakarta lands and teams race to get cabs. Except Big Willie from Team Tall & Tiny, he’s just yawning and stretching and wondering why everyone is in a hurry, because they’re all going to the same place right? Yeah, you’re all going to the same place, it’s called the finish line and the point is to get there first! Maybe he was home schooled, by a substitute teacher.
A night time cab race ensues. FAST FAST FAST!! Twin N’s admit to liking Trey and Lexi, Team Texas. They like them because they are cute and from Texas. One of the Twin N’s give a sweet and condescending “aw, they’re so far away from home.” BTW it’s night so you know the Alun Alun Stadium doesn’t open until 6 am or something, so Monster Trucks will totally catch up.
Mama Mia gets there first and just as we suspected they can’t get in until 8am. Okay so we were two hours off. Big whoop! Teams have to take a number for pole races. Mama Mia probably took number one because it’s gone when Amy and Daniel get there for number two. Choke Out is three. And so on and so forth. Team Amy and Choke Out seem to be on good terms. As are Twin N’s and Team FNL, they decide to work together, be allies if you will. Team Sporty are pretty hot and they are pretty disappointed that “they don’t have air conditioning in this place.” Hm, something tells us that they are not talking about the stadium and they are just bummed that Indonesia as a whole isn’t air conditioned.
“How do you do sports with no a.c.?!”
Truckasaurus is still on their way to Surabaya. They are kidding themselves into thinking they’re in first place. They know that the other teams are younger and more fit, but they think that, “Ma and Pa will be able to roll by them.” A better metaphor for them would be something about demolishing them FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY!!! So, they get there, find out they are in last place, but then they kid themselves into thinking they like being in last place.
Morning rolls around. Daniel (the other person on Team Amy) reminds us about how they lost the first leg, but they won’t lose the second leg. Um, if he talks that much about losing legs no wonder they’re on and off again so much! Jaymes and James, Team Dong, are hoping they get to whip some bulls with their toy whip. Weird. CUE PHIL!
Phil yells over the crowd, “Teams must now witness the carapansappi the traditional maduran sport of bull racing!” They have to get on the back of a motorcycle and race the bulls. So, they don’t even have to do anything? They just are along for the ride? Ooookay. Getting pretty lazy Amazing Race. Maybe they originally had the teams racing the bulls but on the dry run mock race an intern cranked the bull’s tail too hard and fell and cracked his head open. Emmy award winning safety precautions.
“I got a hat. It’s got a fish on it. Fish are dumb.”