The Amazing Race Recap: Who Wants to Party?!

Recaps

By Fran and Berry | Tuesday, October 9, 2012 | 10:00 am | 7 Comments
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Twin N’s are moving and shaking and getting super nasty with their fish. One of them even sticks her head in the fish bucket.

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The good news is if the dead fish make her barf, she’s already down there.

They get their clue. They are on their way to the pit stop in the alley ways of Pasar Pabean Market. The first team to check in will win the express pass, and the last team……MAY BE eliminated. Twin N’s arrive first and smear their fish juice all over Phil. Oh and probably the fish from the challenge too. FNL gets in second. We never said they would win, just that they can’t lose. The allies are still together, wonder how long that’ll last. The guy on the mat with Phil has the longest and craziest fingernails ever! Lil’ C was born with exceptionally long fingernails, hunks of Fran’s vaginal wall were stuck underneath them.

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“Bow down to my incredibly long ****. What? What’d you think I was going to say?”

Team Dong checks in third. Choke Out forth. Goat Boys, oh yeah, they’re on this show, fifth. Team Amy and Truckasaurus are still lost and can’t find the right Wijaya. Truckasaurus and Team Tall & Tiny finally make it. Team Sporty are getting that ice moved. Super slowly. They get their ice cart stuck in a crack in the sidewalk, the locals think it’s pretty great.

Mama Mia checks in sixth. Team Sporty check in seventh. Truckasaurus delivers their ice as Tall & Tiny fall to pieces. Their ice falls and Will yells at Gary. Don’t squeeze him Will, he’s a pretty little thing! They deliver their ice and are off to Phil. They are not running. They are super down. Team Amy finishes and runs. There is a smidge of editing tension but we all knew that Team Tall & Tiny is team nine. Team Amy gets in last, and they are Philiminated!! Phil, what was all that MAY BE eliminated junk? Oh snap, Team Amy is gone gone gone. At least Amy can get back to snowboarding and Daniel can get back to…….trying on hats at Lids until he gets tired and takes a nap. Or whatever it is that he does.

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Off again!

Safe travels AR fans, see you next week when teams lick scorpions, make omelettes on their heads and brace yourselves for the return of the Double U turn! xo franberry

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Fran and Berry are not just a sexy elderly couple who competed in Season 9 of the Amazing Race, they are also us, Mike Betette and Amanda Ohly.  We are similarly married and similarly carry backpacks all over the world.  Some people ask us "how do you keep the spark alive in your marriage?"  And to that we respond: reality tv.  Tons of reality tv.  Sexy, fighty, douchey reality tv.  We are both comedians living in Los Angeles and we love Robin Hood and we did NOT contribute to the Harlem Shake.  Google us for more, ya dirty stalker!

7 Comments

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    Jimbob Jones
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    Is it just me, or does the guy on Team Amy (I won’t even bother giving him a name) look like the type of guy who would crash on your couch “for one night” and still be there six months later?

    That has to be the quickest Philimination of one of my ponies ever.

    I have a love/hate relationship with the TwinNs. You can’t not like them, because they’re so damn excited and happy and nice, but they need to tone it the hell down.

    Right now I’m having a hate/hate relationship with Team “I’ll call him George” (that would be Tall and Tiny). So, they freak out about stupid balloons, practically give up every time things get bad, but then can’t be bothered to run to the finish or seem to care about the race. And these are the people teaching kids. You know what they say: “Those who can’t do, go on the Amazing Race and whine about balloons”

    Other than that, I can’t think of anyone else this season. Seriously, they’re all blanding together (and yes, I spelled it that way intentionally). I’m sure someone will show up eventually. But for now, the Philiminations have no impact on me.

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    JJB
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    Is it just me or does the guy on team Amy look like T.J Lavins long lost cousin? Thats all I could think while looking at him 0-o

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    carol
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 6:29 pm

    @JJB – (read you comment, scroll back up the page) OMG, that is perfect.

    Did anyone else get annoyed with Team Amy Amy’s veneer lisp? I always hate it when a team comes in last simply because of a cab driver but I guess that is a huge part of this race.

    Do they plan out the whole race before they cast the racers? Or the other way around? It will be interesting to see if they go to India this season.

    That kid next to Phil was wickedly cute, she should travel around with Phil the whole time and do that.

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    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 7:49 am

    I like the idea of the cutie kid traveling around with Phil.

    You can call Jaymes and James Team Dong but they’ll be Team Delicious to me.

    Uh, team Tall and Tiny seem like a “couple” to me. I’m saying that because of the way they interact with each other. That’s not how you behave when you’re with a friend; that’s how you behave when you’re with your lover.

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    Pegalicious
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 10:56 am

    Drat. Didn’t expect my favorite team to be gone so soon. Darned incompetent taxi drivers!

    @Jimbob Jones, your portmanteau “blanding together” is the perfect description of the remaining racers.

    I’m sure I’ll find SOMEone to care about, but right now I could not care less. I DO care about your wonderful recaps, Fran and Berry, and will continue to eagerly await them every week.

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    swan70 Shannon
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 11:36 am

    @carol,she probably talks that way because she’s deaf in one ear.Hearing impairments very often affect your ability to speak correctly.
    I was sad to see them go,esp. because of the bad taxi driver luck.I liked them.I think Amy is an incredibly inspirational person.
    Totally agree about that little girl.OMG she is just too adorable.

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    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted October 13, 2012 at 7:37 pm

    @Jimbob: Totally agree the contestants are “blanding” in this season. Snore. We need at least one (but preferably two) teams we can all hate on. Makes the show more interesting.

    I’m sure I’m just delusional (or conspiracy nutso)…but…the first thing that popped into my head when Team Amy got eliminated was that something was were afoot (no pun intended). Shenanigans? Could Amy have done every crazy-ass stunt/amazing feat/physical freakshow that AR usually puts them up to? What if they have some super cool new shit to foist upon the contestants, but knew Amy couldn’t have done them?

    A planned out/planted/cab driver/actor? Hmmmm.

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