And the second team that finds the pit stop first is…Team Boy Guns! Art grabs Phil and JJ says “don’t molest Phil!” Art says he has to. We know how you feel Art, we know how you feel. Team Boy Guns says it’s a FACT that they are going to win.
Reality and Second Chance are looking for the mat and much to our dismay Team Reality is the third team to arrive. We feel bad for Second Chance, but relieved for Vanessa’s ankle. So, Reality Rachel cries and all that crap and talk about how they are underdogs and are general idiots.
Even people just standing around looks like a horror movie in Japan.
Second Chance is eliminated, but they take it well. Phil even compliments Vanessa on how she really dug deep today. Or so the PA’s told him via walkie talkie. Vanessa says from here on out it’s smooth sailing. So, apparently they break up.
The remaining teams all say how they are going to win in the most annoying way possible. Boy Guns is too relaxed and cocky. Reality is painful and dramatic and Blowup Dave says “We will successfully complete operation Amazing Race.” So who are we rooting for? Nobody!! Stay tuned for part two of the finale of season twenty of…The Amazing Race!
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