Team Reality gets to the top, Team Blowups gets to the bottom and Team Boy Guns gets the clue. It’s anyone’s game!
Blowup Dave takes control and shuts Rachel down to go into navigator mode and tells his cab driver EXACTLY where to go. Shut up Rachel! Let me work it! Shut up! I guess he’s back to treating her like his wife instead of an equal. On the way down from the building, while Reality Rachel says she is pretty much going to die, Brendan is having problems with his footing and sliding all over the place.
This is exactly what I expect Spiderman’s Turn Off The Dark looked like.
Complete with a red haired girl’s annoying scream.
Team Boy Guns is strapping in and not looking forward to the heights. JJ said it’s like tempting fate. Meanwhile, Team Reality hits the ground. Not in the fun way though, they get there safe. They are off to Sand Island as Art and JJ hit the top.
Team Blowup get the roadblock, “Shave Ice!” Using a samurai sword they have to shave 14 quarts of ice. If they do, they will be given the next clue by famous Hawaiian actor Taylor Wily. Famous, huh? Maybe we should put famous in quotes. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. To IMDB!…..Well, surprise, surprise. His big show? Hawaii 5-0. And Forgetting Sarah Marshall. He doesn’t do much mainland acting, but I’ll call him a real actor. Of course, he wasn’t in Lost…
Blowup Dave starts shaving his ice as Boy Guns comes down the tower. Reality arrives and Brendan starts shaving as Wiley looks on.
Blowup Dave gets all his ice shaved pretty quick and Wiley gives him a very cool, “Alllll right,” along with his clue. Oh man, if that’s his catch phrase we are totally gonna start watching Hawaii 5-0. Scott Caan be damned!
“Your false confidence will be your undoing. Allll riiiight!”
Now teams must make their way on foot to a baseball field where a helicopter is waiting for them. Dave has some issues with this and tries to get in a cab like three times with Rachel yelling at him. They jog over to their helicopter and Dave starts spouting aviation terms. Great, now he’s going to be a backseat helicopter driver. But seriously, this guy has really been in his element this leg, everyone he’s met does what he does in some way.
Team Boy Guns shows up to shave ice and Team Reality tries to talk to them and get ignored. I get it. Reality is annoying as hell, but you’re in Hawaii and on the last leg and you’re shaving ice with a dude from Hawaii 5-0. Relax the grudges dudes!!
Cut back to Blowup’s scenic helicopter ride. And now for the obligatory, “this view is beautiful” moment as they chopper over Hawaii. Which is immediately spoiled by Dave reminding us he’s also seen other beautiful places.
“Delta Foxtrot request for you to throttle this nugget, I’ll take it from here!”
Team Reality finishes and we get another awesome “Allll right” from Taylor Wily. Man, I love this guy! I wonder if he’s also a midwife? Seems like a fun guy to be around with all that pushing and screaming. And me passing out. By the way, is there an Emmy category for Best Guest Star on a Reality Show. There’s not. Let’s start a Facebook page for Taylor Wily!!
So, hilariously, Team Reality gets in a cab to go to a stadium. And unless it’s being driven by Fred Flinstone that is a penalty!!
Yes! Team Boy Guns finished. Not that I care about them, but I get to hear Wily say “Alllll right,” again. And give a thumbs up AND a “hang loose.” Hey, did you guys know he is also a former sumo wrestler and a mixed martial artist? His real name is Teila Tuli, but he goes by Taylor Wily. I’m a HUGE fan!
“Your perception of strength is your actual weakness. Alll riiiight!”