The Bachelor Recap: No One Deserves it More

The Bachelor

By PopePhilly | Wednesday, January 9, 2013 | 8:12 am | 8 Comments
Posted in: Recaps, The Bachelor

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Aside from making fun of reality television on a weekly basis, PopePhilly is a legal assistant by day and avid kickball player by night (well, at least on Thursdays). On the nerd front, she is an active member of the forensic speech and debate community. She spends her time judging at tournaments throughout the country and serving on the board of directors for the West Chester University alumni chapter of Pi Kappa Delta (yes, speech nerds get to pretend to be cool by having Greek letters).

8 Comments

  1. 1
    Violet
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 10:42 am

    Hilarious recap..your crack about Sarah only being half as humerus as the other ladies made me laugh out loud!

  2. 2
    NotWithoutMyTV NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 11:43 am

    Sarah’s umbilical ‘amputated her left arm while she was in the womb’?? Jesus! What did her umbilical cord do to the doctor that tried to sever it, enter his brain through his cornea and siphon off part of his soul?

    I hear Mike Fleiss is really into stump (Aviva is his favorite Housewife). Sarah’s casting was a lock from the moment she took off her prosthesis in her audition tape.

  3. 3
    YourCap'n
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 11:47 am

    I don’t care what anyone says, Ashley P made this episode. I’m glad I picked her in my initial 5 for my Bachelor Fantasy Draft. She brought dancing, entertainement, humor. And lets be honest, at the end of the day, she’s still real….she asked her mom to not be mad at her. Thats real life.

  4. 4
    lauren
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 12:08 pm

    i wish they would have mentioned that when kacie b met sean, he made out with jenna (the headcase blogger from ben’s season) instead of getting to know her. i wonder if they are trying to keep kacie b relevant so they can make her the next bachelorette.

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    Shuttercock
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 12:18 pm

    Considering Sean suffers from full-body alopecia — I bet he doesn’t even have hair on his balls — he and the one-armed bandit should get along just fine.

    Kudos to production for casting not one but three ladies of color — all of whom are guaranteed to be cut by episode three.

    This season is going to suck. Sean’s way too much of a goody-two-shoes to be any fun at all.

  6. 6
    Dashley Dashley
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 12:43 pm

    Yes, the “half as humerous” comment was SO PUNNY!
    I think Sean and Arie are gay for each other. How awesome would this season be if Sean decided “know what? Screw all these girls. I’m going to pursue TRUE happiness and fall in love with Arie.” It would make me like both of them so much more.

  7. 7
    Marie
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 12:44 pm

    Am I the only one that started psychoanalyzing AshLee’s OCD?

  8. 8
    PopePhilly PopePhilly
    Posted January 9, 2013 at 1:19 pm

    @Violet: I can’t take full credit for the “humerus” line. Some friends and were having quite a pun comment thread on Facebook after she said her arm is the reason she’s single.

    @NotWithoutMyTV: Maybe she’s single because her belly button is attacking her boyfriends as revenge for having the evil umbilical cord cut off!

    @YourCap’n: Ashley P. was the highlight of the episode, by far! Every show needs a delusional whackadoodle.

    @lauren: There’s been talk of Kacie as the next Bachelorette for some time now. People love her. She’d pull in ratings. I think they’re just completing her story arc.

    @Shuttercock: Now I will never be able to think of Sarah as anything other than “the one-armed bandit.” I hope she steals something from the house so that name sticks.

    @Dashley: Perhaps that’s what will really go on in the fantasy suites!

    @Marie: I don’t think AshLee has OCD. OCD manifests itself in a more, for lack of a better term, ritualistic way. I absolutely thinks she’s anal retentive or even has OCPD. That would definitely explain her little speech about “the first rose” vs. “the first impression rose.” I have a feeling that she’s going to get on my nerves really quickly.

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