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Thursday, February 14, 2013
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I had to look up the whole ‘reclaimed virginity’ nonsense. But I’m curious… did Sean get himself a new hymen too? Maybe that’s why Arie was so happy to see him?
Ugh, and does everyone in his family have a name that starts with the “Sh” sound?
I’m not going to miss the Fantasy Suite scenes anyway — although those were only good anyway for the gratuitous bikini-in-the-hottub scene. But then, since this season has been suspiciously low on bikini scenes anyway. Probably has to do with Mr. Reclaimed Viriginity and his inability to keep his boner hidden after all a whole DAY without jerking off.
Like I said, I’m glad Leslie got voted off, because she’s just too adorable. Even though, at first I gave her the benefit of the doubt for coming on this show, figuring maybe she didn’t understand what she was getting herself into. But now that we know she’s been watching the show for years, yeah, that kind of compromises things. Still. She’s seems smarter than the average for this show.
I’m really looking forward to the next week’s white trash battle. Should be fun!
But the only gal left who doesn’t have weepy backstory is Leslie. So sure, she seems a bit dim — but Sean certainly LOVES that about her. So I’m guessing she’s the one.
No way he’ll pick Ashlee (finally! I got the name right! Whoo-hoo!). He’s not looking for a woman, after all. He’s looking for a child-bride.
Oh! Fun news. It’s come out officially that Tierra is engaged. She and a former boyfriend rekindled their relationship. I guess that means she’s engaged to a zombie because she said that her only past relationship was the guy who died. Once again, I call bullshit on the “dead boyfriend” story. Or maybe this is a “boyfriend” from when Tierra was in elementary school.
Also, a friend requested this phrase be in the recap: banana hammock. There. Done.
Ooh! Even more dirt. She apparently had been dating the new fiance for “3 or 4 years” according to her brother. So, Tierra is 24. If she’s been seeing this guy for that long, they started dating when she was 20ish. Where the hell did she have time to date that other guy for five years? Did they start dating when she was 12?
Once again, bullshit on the dead boyfriend story.
Well, that engagement’s going to last almost as long as the typical Bachelor franchise engagement.
Sean is full of SHIT. This whole holy than thou act is redic.
He sends women home for causing drama and tattling on other girls in prior episodes but then takes Ash-LEE out and 30 seconds into the date can wait to dish the dirt with her. Tierra tell him it was her that she was fighting with and he say at the Rose ceremony that he wants no drama – the hands her a rose.
SO glad Pope that you pointed out how he also talks in extremes which is unfair and misleading to the women. This is the BEST date EVER. I seem to have the MOST fun with I’m with YOU. My born-again penis gets HARDEST when we kiss.
Heard Sean is going Dancing with the Stars – UGH! Pull the plug ABC – first you stretch the definition of STARS to the extreme and if you can’t find legit people to dance then stop!
Jerry Springer and Steve Wilkos are making a cameo at Dez’s refridgerator box in next week’s episode to intervene when things get WILD!
Thank you for pointing out that AshLee only speaks in cliches. I noticed that myself. But one caveat: She always gets the grammar or the wording juuuuust a little bit wrong. For instance (and these are examples off the top of my head, I don’t know if she actually said these things, they’re just AshLee-ish):
Love conquers everything. Sean and me always have fun together. I care so much about this incredible man, I’m falling headfirst over heels.
Ugh, she just bugs the shit out of me.
Aw, we’ll miss you Lesley. I felt like she was the most recognizable human being with a personality. She didn’t seem like the typical single-lady robot that ABC usually casts for this show.
Farewell, Tierra! Enjoy your engagement to your ex! If you are still married to him when you turn 32, I’ll be shocked!
Oh, and was anyone else cringing when Sean and AshLee were rolling around, making out on the beach? I just kept thinking about sand in inconvenient places. Not romantic. :-/
Tiara is a bitch.. so glad she is gone.. This show was getting ridicoulous with her on here. Hated that he sent Leslie home though. I liked her. I do think he has a great bunch of girls though.
Tierra – for the first time ever in the history of this show, the psycho crazy crier cried herself right off the show!!!!! KARMA in neon colors smacked her square in the face, just as she always bitched about wanting to punch other women in the face. LOL..
It sounds like both she and her parents think she is still emotionally 8 years old.
‘They tried to STEAL my SPARKLE’ ??? Seriously, WTF ??? I can’t help to think that there is legitimately something wrong with her. Her happy moments went sky high, and her low ones were manically depressive. I’d suspect Bipolar, but for the fact that her manic periods seemed completely manufactued, put on just for show.
Maybe it is just good, old ‘crazy pants’ syndrome
I considered this season one of the best in regards of the caliber of women selected. We almost got all the way to home dates without any overt misuse of the English language. I had ‘high’ hopes for Daniela after her goat/dog question
, yet even she acquitted herself quite inoffensively. And then the girl who I considered one of the smartest women to ever end up on this show, in her last on-screen minutes destroyed all my goodwill towards her. First came ‘Sean and I’s relatinship’. Oh, Leslie – et tu..? And then she accused AshLee of starting fights with Crazy Pants, which seemed very unfair and totally factually incorrect. Oh, Leslie – I used to like you. Now you’re back to the bottom of the barrell, with Daniela. I will not be surprised to see the two of you on the next Bachelor Pad, for shame.
Next week’s emotional (and ALMOST physical) beat-downs of Sean must have been soooooooo fricking oppressive on his pure-intentioned, caring little heart (eye-roll), that ABC decided to dedicate a whole new hour to letting him enlighten us as to all the hurt dumped on him by the families, and how he persevered and rose from the ashes to valiantly continue the search for his One & Only. Yep, they’ll bless us with an extra episode on Tuesday, tittled ‘ Sean Tells All’. Geez, maybe he’ll declare his quitting this abomination and taking up with Arie?
@itchy: I honestly think that Sean has a better chance of marrying whomever wins this show than Tierra has of marrying her possible zombie fiance.
@Considerthis: If Sean is doing DWTS, I may have to just recap it from the liquor store (as I’ll probably be recapping that again this season). I just can’t take any more of Sean. Then again, if it doesn’t work out with whomever he chooses, maybe his future wife is still working for ABC.
@Dashley: I wasn’t so much thinking about where the sand would end up. I just wanted to yell to AshLee, “Girl! You you realize where he’s been?” Maybe I’m weird, but I don’t know that I’d be comfortable making out with a guy if I know he was doing the same thing with a different woman the day before and would be going at it with yet ANOTHER woman the next day.
@Talk To It Then: The girls seem fine (the ones left anyway), but this whole season has just felt so much more scripted than I remember any other season. None of the conversations ever seem natural.
@Polk8Dot: I’m pretty sure Tierra just had “crazypants syndrome.” People with bipolar disorder don’t flip moods as quickly as Tierra did. Usually, there is a long period of depression (a few weeks at a time) followed by a long period of mania (also a few weeks at a time). I think Tierra is just immature and a bitch. She loved to play the victim because it got her attention.
Argh! Why does this show keep giving me extra episodes to air on nights when I want to go to trivia? Sean owes me. Next week was the first time I could go in a while. ABC and I are fighting. Haha.
If I still drank, I would be tanked by the first commercial break! With all the “like” bs. Can’t anyone, like, talk, like a normal, like person. That shit drives me crazy!
Mrs I have never had botox, yeah ok. Is that why only one of your eye brows moves? “don’t let them take your sparkle, Tiara”, was the best part of the episode! I laughed my ass off. Reminds me of those pageant moms from Toddlers and Tiaras. I will tell you where you can stick that “sparkle”, ya dumb bitch!
Ok, so I missed the first half of the season, Did AshLee’s parents give her up for adoption at birth or at a specific age, like 5 or 6? If it was later, then maybe I can get on the abandonment train. But if it was at birth, she needs to deal then get off the subject. My husband was adopted. He has never once said the felt that he was abandoned.
I feel that Catherine was telling the truth about her dad. You could see that she was getting teary, and that when she was trying to talk, she was trying so hard to mask the sadness in her voice.
So let me get this straight, Sean is saying that he is “born again”? Or is he just not giving it up until the fantasy dates? I really don’t want to go back and watch the first 4 episodes!
Leslie, she was the other that went home right? Why does she look so familiar? Is it because all the other seasons all the girls were blonde?
I kind of think that Ms Drinks Alot, ie Wedding Dress girl. can’t remember her name and there are only 4 left, will be the one that goes home next. But then again, it looks like Des’ brother wants to start shit with Sean next week…
Tierra’s engaged? Well, so THERE you mean girls. See? I didn’t really like Sean and I’ll prove it by marrying what’s his face over there.
@thisbuggs4u: AshLee was adopted at age 6. The abandonment issues make sense. I’m sure that can be traumatic experience for someone so young. From an interview I saw, she was abused by her foster family. Also, I don’t think that Catherine is lying about any of her back story. I just think it’s interesting that, probably due to editing, we only hear about her childhood traumas. I do like her a lot. I think she’d make a nice balance for Sean. He just seems really naive about how the world works. He has a great family, but I don’t think he realizes that people have different family experiences. Catherine could show him how the world works.
@Joye: Apparently, it was her ex boyfriend. When he found out she had gone on the show, he decided he wanted her back. He flew to St. Croix to get her. Oddly, he got there the day she was dumped. Remember when Sean asked if Tierra would be OK and she just said, “No”? Apparently she was OK in a matter of minutes.
Thanks Pope for all the information. Does make a bit more sense now. I would think that she would have a bit more trust issues then abandonment, but that is just me.
So Tierra was working Sean from the start. SHOCKER!! Wonder if the ex bf and Shay were on the same flight?! That would have been so funny! I bet now that Sean is watching these he is probably kicking himself for not giving her the boot earlier.
Man two episodes next week?!? Hopefully Sean tells all is just an hour.
@thisbuggs4u: Apparently, from what Tierra’s brother has been saying about the whole thing, she applied to be on the show the same day her ex broke up with her. Basically, Sean was her rebound. I think it would have been a riot if Shay and the future Mr. Denthead were on the same flight. I’m going to guess that they made up that story so she could get more attention. Hell, I wouldn’t even be surprised if she and the now fiance planned for her to go on the show so they could get all this media hype about their engagement.
@pope, you are probably right. But how would they know that she would make it as far as she did?I mean, sure Sean flew his sister out for her birthday. But I am pretty sure that He did that way in advance…Dent head and her bf wouldn’t know until what the week before that she was going to St Croix. I don’t want to know what that would cost form Cananda….let alone LA or where ever she is from. It would cost me 900bucks to leave on Monday and come back on Friday. It is 19 hours from Seattle to St Croix with 2 stops…What a Liar!!
Who wants to take bets that she is not going to be on WTA in a few weeks…. or if she is, it is all just going to be a bunch of bullshit that she tells.
My husband was dating this chick. They broke up. He Went down to the Navy Recruitment center and joined. She wanted to get back with him he was like, nope sorry. I am going home then I ship out in 10 days. She was like wtf you talking about, he was like fuck up I joined the Navy, see you!
I find it hard to believe that they would break up, she would get “cast” on this show and then he is there to take her back home…I am shocked that she is not in line for the next bachelorette! Would make a bit more sense if they pulled that shit off. She gets cast as the Lady everyone wants to day, and her bf signs up for the show…they can play the whole Trista and Ryan. We don’t know each other, we have never dated!
@buggs: Leslie looks familiar because she looks like someone you’d actually know and hang out with, not one of the California model types they usually stock this show with (unless you usually hang out with those types, in which case, she looks like one of the stylists/photography crew, or the girl who fetches your drinks).
I don’t know if Sean ever came out and said explicitly that he’s a born-again, but he has dropped all of the necessary clue words to establish in no uncertain terms that the Fantasy Suite thing will be a no-go. Ho-hum. But that’s why the general’s daughter (damn! Why can’t I remember any of this girls names?) is the perfect match for him. Her and her weirdly underdeveloped jawline. Because you just know she comes from the same place.
Catherine’s way too interesting for him. Definitely too sexually adventurous (she just has that look… ). No way he’ll end up a with a vegan, much less with one who claims to “like the beef.” Which, yeah, sigh. I wish she hadn’t said that. She’d make an excellent Bachelorette — and with her the franchise will finally be able to claim to have an “ethnic” bachelor. And she looks great in a bikini. So here’s hoping!
You can tell from AshLee’s tiny pointed forehead exactly where she comes from. Somewhere along the Appalachian Trail, if you catch my drift. Chances are her parents (brother and sister? first cousins? uncle and niece?) were forced to give her up.
As for Denthead… here’s a scenario: Remember a few episodes back, when she ran to the production assistant and told her she wanted to bail (no doubt to get back together with her ex — these people have cellphones, right)? But somehow she ended up staying? Well, supposin’ the producers cut a deal with her, knowing how boring the rest of the girls would end up being — especially with Mr. Whitebread on hand to make sure no one has any actual fun. So they cut a deal with Denthead, where she agrees to stay at least through the St. Croix episode, and they agreed to fly in her boyfriend. Plausible?
@thisbuggs4u: I wouldn’t be surprised if Tierra somehow hid a cell phone. Yeah, they’re not supposed to have them, but you hear all the time about people sneaking them onto the show. I am willing to bet that Tierra wouldn’t miss the WTA episode for anything. She wants attention and she knows that people will want to talk to HER on the show. I don’t think she could resist the chance to be in the public eye again. I can’t lie, I was kind of hoping she’d be like some of the T&T moms, Google herself, and find this site and all the things we’ve said about her. I secretly wanted us to be able to bitch right back at her. Well, a girl can still dream.
Also, there is still time for Tierra and the future Mr. Denthead (I will forever be calling him that) to pull off t he “Ryan and Trista” thing. I’m pretty sure no one has released his name yet. They can still “break up” so she can be “The Bachelorette.”
@itchy: Sean hasn’t come out and said, “I’m born again!” I mean, we all know what his spiritual beliefs are. However, I will give him credit for not making the show all about God or religion. It could have easilty taken that turn. I do believe there have been interivews where he’s said he doesn’t have sex in the fantasy suites. I’ll see if I can find them when I have a chance. I have also read a few things where Sean says that he hasn’t “reclaimed his virginity,” but he has decided that he does not want to have sex again until he’s married. I’ll see if I can find that too.
I think Lesley looks a bit like Casey S. from Ben’s season. Perhaps that’s why she looks familiar to a lot of people. Also, Lindsay is “the general’s daughter.” At this point we have Des (tent girl), Lindsay (army brat), Lindsay (divorced orphan), and Catherine (dead friend/dad’s suicide attempt). Hope that helps!
Ooh! And Apparently Arie is dating Selma now. The people who have appeared on this show are just one big incestuous family it seems.
Wait, I thought it was Catherine, Des, Ashlee and Lindsay. Looks like you put Lindsay in there twice.
Do we really think that anyone would want to see Denthead as the next Bachelorette? With as much bullshit she pulled, I sure as eff wouldn’t watch!
@Itchy, I think that you are right about Leslie! She is just so “normal” looking. She isn’t Barbie but she also isn’t an air head like we have seen in seasons past…ok an this one!…I am really glad that she didn’t tell Sean how she felt. You could tell she was going back and forth, but it also seemed like she was just kind of over everything as well.
Ok, so we have had what 15 or 16 sesasons of this show. That includes the Bachelorette…this franchise is what 3 for 16…I know 2 got married and Jason and Molly are living in Seattle and about to have a baby…If things don’t work out with Sean and whomever, I don’t think that he should be asked back to do it again. I also don’t really like that they started taking some cast off that everyone felt sorry for, and put them as the next Bachelor/Bachelorette. But that is just me.
I am kind of looking forward to Sean Tells All. Would love to see what he was to say about Dent Head! But I also say good for him for not sleeping with the girls on the Fantasy Date. I think that is the downfall for all these past relationships. Well except for Emily, she was boring as shit. Watching paint dry is more fun! I mean sure he is kissing all the ladies, and they all know that. But if you are first for the fantasy date, and you sleep with him, you know he is doing the other 2.
@thisbuggs4u: Oops! AshLee is the divorced orphan and Lindsay is the general’s daughter. Sorr about that.
Also, this is the 17th season of “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette” has had 8 seasons. Really, this franchise is 3 for 25.
That is so sad! 3/25 yikes. But lets see, Brad got 2 tries and still nothing. Emily got 2 tries. That bitch needs to go away. I believe that she is set for life. Her daughter is the granddaughter of Rick Hendrick. I am a NASCAR follower, she yeah, she is set for life! They would probably do anything for the both of them. I wouldn’t say that she needs to go find another driver, but she needs to find someone that knows nothing about her. Now is that going to be easy probably not, unless they are a penguin researcher in Antarctica!
I think if Leslie were to become the next Bachelorett, I might watch it. I didn’t watch Ashley’s because she was so boring on that season of the Bachelor. She was on with Emily and Brad right? I can’t remember anymore!
I don’t care who’s the Bachelor/Bachelorette. But then, I’ve been brainwashed by this show so I don’t really have a choice anyway. I’m certain they’re beaming subliminal messages at me and they’ve taken control of my brain. And I don’t care!
Well, unless it’s Denthead. I have no interest in ever seeing her again.
I agree, I do appreciate that Sean’s kept the religion talk on the down-low.
Ashley’s season was like the BEST season, because she was an emotional WRECK all the time. Plus JP, the guy she ended up marrying, is cute and a really good kisser, and it was fun to watch them make out.
Emily has only had one chance as the Bachelorette, though there are rumors that they might bring her back again. Brad is the only Bachelor that has been Bachelor twice.
Thanks @Dashley! I don’t think I could watch Emily again!
I did watch Ashley and JP’s wedding special. Wasn’t that the same place that Trista and Ryan got married? Ashley and JP did kiss a lot during that special.
Wasn’t Travis Stork on a season of the Bachelor? I just saw a commercial for The Doctors.
I am with @Itchy, if dent head is on the next Bachelorette then I won’t watch her and her lies!
@Philly,,, so glad Tiara is gone.. say it again.. so glad she is gone..I really dont think she even cared about Sean, she just wanted some aire time. Well she got what she wanted.. now POOF she is gone.. YEAH for Sean. I like all the girls on there.. Interesting to see what is going to happen next week by the previews.
Ya, I’m already cringing for Desiree (she’s really very cute), because you know it’s going to be a true white trash trainwreck. Can’t wait!
Hi All! I have read all the comments and I have one thought to add about Tierra’s \engagement\. I found an article that has her brother describing her ring. “The ring,” Tyler adds, “is kind of insane. The main stone is a four-carat yellow diamond and it’s surrounded by a set of white diamonds. Tierra loves it.”Tierra made him say that because, it is something she believes women make other women jealous. No man knows that much about a diamond ring.
This shallow woman was dating a guy whose family was so rich that he could buy her a $100,000+ diamond ring. And she broke up with him. Also, she apparently was working for the family business while she lived with him. Does anyone think this shallow woman would be working if her boyfriend’s family has enough money for that kind of ring?
My Brony friends say “Don’t let them take your sparkle!” all the time. It’s a reassuring, positive-energy traditional parting amongst Bronies. Well, this one Brony friend of mine, LeSean, he changes it to “Don’t let tha muthafuckas jack yo shine!”, but we Bronies know that all friends are treasures, even if they speak or look different than you. I heard Chris Harrison is a HUGE Brony. HUGE. We true Bronies don’t treasure Chris Harrison as a friend, though, because frankly, he makes the girls on The Bachelor do some truly heinous shit, and he fosters a lot of what LeSean calls “negafuckative energy”, which doesn’t sound like anything a true My Little Pony on the path to getting his/her wings would do. So, boo, Chris Harrison! Boo from the Bronies!
I second everything you just said, but in reverse.