Rose Ceremony! Sean tells his brothel that each passing day he is reminded that he’s surrounded by beautiful, intelligent, confident women. He picks up the first rose – BUT – record scratch! He asks to speak to Kacie in private before the ceremony begins. The others are freaking out because he took a rose with him. Never fear, ladies: because they were friends first, he decides it’s just more prudent to dump her in private rather than over the course of a ceremony. In the Limo of Desperation, Kacie tells us that she’s sad, but she has a great life. She just won’t be sharing it with Sean. And she’s going to have to live with the fact that this time around, she’s leaving the show with regrets.
Sean slooooooowly hands out the roses, and the remaining ladies who don’t get a rose are “But I’m a Model!” Kristy and “Who?” Taryn. Everyone toasts to next week.
Speaking of next week: Roller Derby! Sweet! Any takers on whether or not they’re going to get actual roller derby names? AL could be SmashLee Simpson. And also Tierra has a dramatic breakdown.
So, Gasmii: Is it just me, or is AL the most fake person ever on this show? Are there easier records to break than longest onscreen kiss? Was Kacie’s mistake the most boneheaded move in Bachelor history? Let me know what you think in the comments – and check back next week for PopePhilly’s regular recap!
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