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So without further ado I give you your 25 America:
Sean: An insurance salesman who I guess has a policy written around hair gel because he has about 15 lbs in his hair.
David: The unemployed NYC singer songwriter with a monthly subway pass.
Doug: Charity advisor, andddd a single dad!
Jackson: Creepy fitness model, who tells Emily she takes his breath away, so he’s a Berlin fan anddd he does roids.
Joe: Field Energy Advisor, who likes to shout EMILY, EMILY, EMILY, this is probably a wise choice, she seems a little lacking in the smarts department, a reminder of her name couldn’t hurt.
Arie: Race Car driver, with a love of mentioning that Emily’s dead fiancee was also a race car driver, I see a heavy side of PTSD starting with this one.
Chris: Financial Advisor who has already named dropped his Dad that’s been married for 39 years or some boring crap, also if Chris is 25, then I’m 12.
Aaron: Biology teacher who more than likely shares a bus pass with David, take yo broke ass home.
Alessandro: Grain Merchendiser, and he’s from Brazil, he deals drugs.
Jef: You might remember him as the guy pedaling water, and refusing to accept double constants in his name, also he rolls in on a skateboard, so he’s obviously Mormon, and 14.
Lerone: Is the first smooth guy we’ve seen, he has got it going on, also the thing he loves most about Emily is that she is a mom, and the thing I love most about Lerone is that we can see Emily’s reflection on his head.
Stevie: The party MC…emcee? Who cares he brought a boombox and didn’t even play Haddaway on it, he should have just escorted himself back to the limo.
Charlie: I’m calling this one right now as final 3. He’s kind of adorable, but the fact that his summery is “I led a normal life, I went to college, got a job, then i fell off a porch and had a traumatic brain injury” leaves a little bit to be desired.
Tony: Is one of a few creepy prop creeps, how much do you think the other guys in the limo judge the prop dude? Tony comes on full force with a glass slipper for Emily, which SURPRISE is a perfect fit. How much coke do you think Tone Loc (standing nickname for him) had to give Chris Harrison to get him to reveal Emily’s shoe size. It’s a women’s size 4.
Randy: Another prop freak, comes dressed in an old lady costume, so he’s more than likely a big Mrs. Doubtfire fan. I see the strong tie in to single parenting and cross dressing.
Nate: Is a snooze fest, but the first one Emily describes as SOOOO CUTE! But that’s probably because her personality seems to be seriously lacking.
Brent: Is a boring technology guy who puts on a name tag so Emily won’t forget him, I think that Field Energy Joe showed us that Emily has a hard time even recalling her own name so props to Brent on this move.
John aka Wolf: That’s not necessary, and noting that Emily calls him John tells me she isn’t going to throw down with this fake name business, first time I have given her any props and the show has been on for 45 minutes.
Travis: Ad Sales Representative who is packing an ostrich egg, why? Because it symbolizes Emily and her daughter, and Travis will care for the egg the way he is going to care for them. Easy Trav, what if that daughter turns out to be a little bitch, you will be smashing that egg before you know it. Don’t co-sign until you meet and greet holmes.
Michael: Rehab counselor with long hair, translation, he has already bought coke off Alessandro.