
REALITY SHOW IDEA: It came from beneath The Dorrit’s Bed
This week’s episode is all about labels. The labels we give to people and the labels they give us.
The only difference is Luke Perry needed Botox
Carrie is talking with Mouse and Mags, she tells them that her Dad has labeled Sebastian- POISON. Mags suggest that she go out with a real loser, and her cop “friend” could help find someone, that way her Dad would PREFER she go out with Sebastian as opposed to some drug addict or someone on parole. Speaking of parents, Mags is afraid to tell hers that Walt gave her a one way ticket to single-town. Carrie hopes that Mags won’t make she and Mouse choose sides in the Mags / Walt break-up. Mags is confused as to why Carrie would even think she would make them pick sides? Carrie tells Mags that she is a “Drama Queen.”
I was about to call bullshit on the term “Drama Queen” being part of the 1984 Connecticut vernacular, but I did some research on the origin or this term, including WHEN it was first used. Looks like it’s a gay slur that originated in the 1970’s. So I’m pretty sure that teenage girls in CT who have spent all of 3 seconds in NYC would be totally hip to this phrase…not.
How Larissa doesn’t know that Carrie is a teenager is beyond. I mean, she’s not exactly Stockard Channing in Grease.
“She’s to pure to be pink”
Anna Sophia Robb looks like a 16 year old. Can Carrie even drive???
You’re a virgin who can’t drive
Larissa wants to know more about Carrie’s love life. Larissa tells Carrie that she once had an affair with her boss’s friend,
Sorry I’m late, Theresa Guidice’s closet was throwing up on me
Carrie is shocked- yet uses Drama Queen with wild abandon…Larrissa says “it’s not like you’ve never had sex.” Carrie replies that compared to Larissa she feels like she hasn’t. Puhleeeze, Carrie is the Donna Martin of this series. Let’s hope no one has to chant to get her ass to graduate.
DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES! DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES!
Cut to awkward Dad moment, standing flummoxed, in front of the “feminine protection” section.
WTF are these for?
He has no idea if he needs regular, super or super-plus? If it was my dad, he’d have to be in the agriculture section looking for horse tampons- I’m cursed with a heavy flow. Let’s back up. If my Dad had to buy tampons, I’d be an orphan, because he would have keeled over. Anyway, Dad tries to seek some advice from a lady standing nearby, he tells the lady he is a widower, which is, apparently, like yelling “PIZZA” at a pot party… the chick introduces herself as Celia and is ready to mount him in the middle of the tampon aisle. She tells him he probably wants “regular” (seriously, why do they even make REGULAR? For menstruating fleas? Does anyone use regular?), and to call her if she needs any help or advice. She writes her number on the box of tampons and scurries away. He puts the box back on the shelf and selects another one. Snap.
I had a witty caption, but then I noticed how these two look exactly alike in this picture… weird
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anna sophia robb looks like a 13-year-old model who vogue would have doing age-inappropriate shoots. actually, for all i know, she IS/was a model and i’m too lazy to find out. her face and eyes are very pixie-model-like. anyway, i still think larissa sucks, so i don’t even question why her bad judgment.
i thought we assumed dad was a lawyer because his friend’s firm gave carrie the internship, but i think i’ve been brainwashed by being married to a lawyer that everyone he knows is from lawschool. which makes me the cross-eyed bored person at many, many places. i really enjoyed when we were first dating and i’d meet his friends who would always ask, “are you an attorney, too?” and my response would be HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH/fall over laughing.
it would have been awesome if carrie had stumbled upon dorrit’s hamster while snooping through dad’s files at night with a flashlight.
so i was right at the changing point when high school kids were finally getting their own cellphones — i think i was probably a year behind most kids (my parents were more old-school than my friends’) but i did have a cellphone in 12th grade. i can say i do NOT miss the days when you only had landlines and your annoying siblings could eavesdrop, especially when you COULD TOTALLY TELL they had picked up another phone and were listening to your conversation but they were across the house and wouldn’t answer when you kept telling them to hang up. and my parents refused to get me my own line. now 5-year-olds without cellphones feel abused — they don’t know how hard we had it! (actually, i am glad i’m not a kid now — your parents can stalk your ass via your phone. no thanks! and i know my husband is going to do that to my kid whether i object or not)
how does one take back a stolen hamster? did carrie expect dorrit to just walk in and say, “hey, i stole this hamster but i’m giving him back?”
the whole monica penny scene was just … stupid. i could have done without it. couldn’t carrie have found her power somewhere else?
okay, sooo … if seth is at least a sophomore at princeton (because he was already at princeton when mouse met him, right?), making him 19 or older, isn’t he kind of a loser for having a 16-year-old girlfriend who doesn’t even live in the same state? i mean, from princeton to the NYC suburbs of connecticut, we’re talking at least a 3-hour drive, and there ain’t no midtown direct to take from princeton to penn station so he can then haul his ass to grand central and take metronorth.
“I had your sister steal these for you from Caldor” i almost fell off my chair laughing when i read this…. i thought i was the only person who remembers that store.
I remember Caldor! Isn’t that what Kohl’s is now, basically? Anyway, it’s funny all the correlations you made between this show and 90210…I was thinking while watching that this is what the 90210 reboot should’ve been. I’m kinda learning to like this show, as long as I completely detach in my mind that this is the SJP Carrie. It’s still hard, and also having read the book it’s not following so I have to put that out of my mind too. Once those 2 things are erased, it’s a cute little high school show, good for watching right before going to sleep.
I do wish they’d follow the book more closely, then eventually this show could evolve into Summer & The City, where we meet Samantha. What fun to see a young Samantha! For those that haven’t read the books I won’t say who ties Samantha to this show
Yeah, most of the Caldors are not Kohls… but Kohls is WAY nicer. Caldor was ghetto.
@ellemenop- I was 30 when I got a cellphone. hahahaha
I know Caldor didn’t become Kohl’s, I mean Kohl’s went in most of Caldor’s old locations. I do love Kohl’s so a good replacement. Yep, Caldor was way ghetto!
Does any one think Larissa would be a better “role model” for Samantha or is Larissa playing the role of Samantha or is Mags Samantha since she is having sex with an older man?
I was waiting to hear Morrisey, not name a hamster after him.
I think the point of Larissa is to show how Carrie was eventually drawn to, then remained close friends with, Samantha. I’m going to have to reread the book. I think the show is trying to blend elements of both the books (The Carrie Diaries and Summer & The City).
@misred — thing is, I actually think kids don’t know what they’re missing by having cellphones. not only can they potentially be parent-stalked via app, but they can harass you and remind you to come home or cut your activities short. I’m sure kids who don’t pick up their parents’ phone calls consistently enough get into enough trouble to learn to pick up. before, you could disappear more easily! but I guess the whole thing is thy they really DON’T know what they’re missing.
Prediction! That law firm woman/Carrie’s ‘boss’? I think she’s going to turn out to be Miranda’s mom.