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Larissa urges Mouse to put a penny in Monica’s jar…Mouse walks toward the jar, but just can’t do it. She runs out screaming “I can’t do it!! I don’t want to see her vagina!!!” Now it’s Carrie’s turn, she puts the penny in the car and Monica shows Carrie “the goods.” Carrie remarks that it looks exactly like the drawings in her biology text book.
But then… Monica wants to TALK to Carrie. Apparently, Carrie reminds Monica of herself when she was younger. Is that supposed to be a compliment??? She tells Carrie to NEVER let any man take her power and not to sell her va-jay-jay. Jeez, hopefully Carrie’s parents taught her that one. Monica wants Carrie to “take her throne.”
The crowd begins to chant “Take The Throne!” Take the Throne! Donna Martin Graduates! Take the Throne! Take the Throne!” Carrie thanks the crowd but declines. In the crowd one lovely lady says ”Since when did people get so precious about their genitalia?”
Larissa tells Carrie that’s she’s crazy for not letting her whooha hang out and that she thought one day Carrie would make a name for herself. She can picture Carrie’s face on billboards and on the sides of busses!!! But Carrie will never own her power.
Carrie replies, that she didn’t think flashing strangers was a good idea and “My saying no is owning my power.” Monica Penny saw something in Carrie. Carrie knows she needs to define what she wants…and what she wants is Sebastian. And no one, not even her father, can stop her. We’ll see, Carrie, we’ll see.
Outside the club, Mouse tells Seth she tried to be cool and casual but she couldn’t do it. Seth is glad to be out of the club as well. Mouse tells him she’d rather be having ice cream at Serendipity, but her friends told her that was dorky. Seth tells her this is what he loves about her, he tells her he never had a girlfriend before so he didn’t really know how to act or what to do. They kiss. Mouse finally gets the label she wanted: Girlfriend.
Meanwhile back in Connecticut, Mags is trying to let go of the same label. She laments the loss of Walt and stabs a teddy bear Walt gave her with scissors.
The Dorrit manages to lose her hamster while she is decorating his shoebox.
In horny Dad territory, Dad meets a friend- the one who gave Carrie the internship- they go to a singles bar.