The Carrie Diaries Recap: UpChuck and Di

The Carrie Diaries

By MisRed | Tuesday, February 5, 2013 | 10:40 pm | 5 Comments
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The Dorrit is watching Poltergeist and is freaked out by every little noise.

The Dorrit poops her pants

So she goes running to Dad- who is THRILLED to be needed and not just for The Dorrit to wipe her feet on.

Who are you and what have you done with The Dorrit?

Sebastian and Mouse for a little boy on rodent chat. Sebastian is shocked to realize that Mouse is fun. Mouse explains that her parents put her under so much pressure to be a perfect student and get into Harvard that it doesn’t leave her much time for hijinx. Sebastian counters that his parents are just hoping he doesn’t get kicked out of another school, and he wishes his parents cared HALF as much about him as Mouse’s do about her. In his defense, Sebastian’s Dad is Farmer Ted…he’s so busy showing off Samantha Bakers underpants he can’t, possibly, have time for his kid.

With that, Sebastian sparks up a joint and the topic turns to Carrie.

Like Father, Like Son

Or I should say, Sebastian wants to talk about Carrie, Mouse just wants some weed. She takes one drag and a Cop comes into the diner!!!

I’m looking for the Indian and the Construction Worker…

Oh wait, it’s just Mags’s cop, and while we know he’s not so up on the statutory rape laws, he seems to be aware of the underage drinking / pot smoking laws and is ready to bust everyone. Mouse is panicked! She’ll never be able to be Senator now!!! Oh please, there are senators that have killed people and gotten elected,you have nothing to worry about with puffing a little ganja. But not to worry because Mags is going to handle things. She takes her shag buddy into the bathroom and tries to get it on with him. He pulls away because things are different now. Mags is no longer in a relationship with a gay dude, so the cop doesn’t think it’s such a good idea that they do the horizontal-hokey-pokey. 

Turns out, another man’s trash is my trash too

After all, he could lose his job or go to jail, which seems to have just occurred to him. Mags tells him to just leave and NOT bust anyone. The cop replies that it’s his job to bust these kids, they are underage. Mags replies that his job didn’t stop him from screwing her. And… he leaves without busting anyone. Mags tells everyone that she handled it but she wants to go home. Mouse wants to stay and smoke more pot. So Sebastian promises Mags that he will take care of Mouse.

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5 Comments

  1. 1
    ellemenop
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 5:20 am

    man, carrie is such an annoying sister. she’s like my sister, except i’m older. she always ratted on me for everyone and it made me want to shove her out a window. why does carrie care that dorrit wants to go tp houses? i remember when my youngest sister (aka NOT the rat) was about 15, my mom asked her if she would be tp’ing any houses on halloween, and my sister said no, to which my mom responded, “why not? loser!”

    i wonder if walt will EVER come out before the show gets cancelled. i think it’s cute, and i’m not even a fan of all things ’80s, as i don’t remember the ’80s at all (i was 5 in 1990, so for good reason), but if anything, i almost feel like sex and the city fans must not like it as much due to all the alleged inconsistencies? i have no idea because i refused to watch sex and the city, mostly because it seemed annoying and all the annoying girls i didn’t like watched it. i also never watched 90210 (i think i was definitely too young for that one, since it started when i was watching the disney channel and pbs cartoons), so i’m also not aware of the rip-offs while i watch. i wonder if it’s because they’re lazy, or because they’re actually expecting teenagers to watch this? to me, it seems like it would be more aimed at people who grew up in the ’80s. i mean, i would watch a show about high school in the late ’90s for sure.

    i love your recaps, so for the sake of continuing to read them, i hope they don’t can this show just yet.

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    They should have never aired this piece of crap. My gawd a grown woman living in NYC only has a 16 year old for a friend to take care of her at her own party? Please

    I do love your recaps MisRed.

    Dorrit is a stoner extraordinaire. Why hasn’t Carrie ratted her out about that? I had a lot of crap on my sister growing up, no way would she ever narc on me to my parents like that.

  3. 3
    TurtleGirl93 TurtleGirl93
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 3:41 pm

    I think the expectations were too high for this show. It would be hard to follow in SatC’s footsteps, just as it would be hard if NBC tried to make a “Friends” spin-off about Ross, Monica and Rachel in high school.
    SatC the tv show had very little relationship to SatC the book. Candace Bushnell did a great job in retconning the Carrie Bradshaw character in the Diaries books and introducing Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte slowly. The writers of this series are trying to stick with CB’s books and maintain a cohesiveness with the tv show. Not an easy job IMO. I’m still mad that the Bradshaws live in Connecticutt and not the midwest. I kept picturing young Sarah Jessica Parker as Rusty from “Footloose” when I read the first book. :)

    I’m just going to say that I disliked Freyma Aygeman(sp?) since she appeared on Doctor Who. It does not surprise me that Martha Jones is a shoplifting druggie. JK

  4. 4
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 7:36 pm

    This show is super silly. One week Carrie’s dad is like, “I don’t know if I can trust you.” And the next week, he’s all, “Have fun at that Halloween party in New York City!”

    But I love it.

  5. 5
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 7:37 pm

    Also, I think 16 year-old Carrie is a much better friend than 30/40 year-old Carrie. I wonder what happened to make her so self-involved . . .

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