The Carrie Diaries Recap: You Dropped A Bomb On Me

The Carrie Diaries

By MisRed | Wednesday, March 6, 2013 | 6:00 am | 5 Comments
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Carrie finally gets inside and finds Bennet. She tells him that once she said she was with Interview, they let her right in!! Bennet explains that its voyeur night- so they are filming in the club and then projecting it onto the walls. Carrie is like “Whatevs.” She just wants to forget everything and find a new cute boy. Larissa comes up and says “I can’t believe how long you have to wait in line to do a line!” They spy a cute boy looking their way.

Reminds me of this:

Is he staring at Larissa or Carrie or Bennet? They shove Carrie toward him and he buys her a drink: a Cosmopolitan. She has found a new love.

And keep ‘em comin’…for the next 30 years

At the “Lock-in,” Donna tells The Jens that she needs their help to land a new guy. The new guy? Walt. She sends her minions off to get Walt for her.

Bring Dorothy, whoops,  Walt to me!!!

When they retrieve him, Donna tells Walt about The Mags / Cop cheating scandal.

Miss LaDonna, I think you are trying to seduce me…

Dad and Harlan are out getting “Steak” with Harlan’s slag and her “side chick.” Harlan is, practically, banging his slag at the table.

How many more spoonfuls until your panties fly off?

Slag gets up and goes to the bathroom and Harlan the Horn Dog follows her. Dad and The Side Chick end up talking and they kind of like each other.

The most interesting thing in this picture is that shrimp cocktail

Harland and the Slag decided they need to move this party to another venue.

You know where this is going, right?

At the Limelight, Carrie is dancing on a table, with big video screens flashing behind her. Who happens to be up on the big screen, doing the white man’s overbite? Dad, dancing with the “Side Chick,” and Harlan dancing with Larissa!!!

Please let me wake up, Please let me wake up

 Carrie sees Dad. Dad Sees Carrie. Cue the shitstorm!!

Everything unravels in a hot minute

Dad confronts Carrie and Larissa wants to know why this old dude is giving Carrie a hard time? Dad demands to know why Carrie is there. Larissa tells Dad not to talk to Carrie like she is a child. Dad clarifies “She is 16.” Larissa is like – She is??? I thought you were just fresh-faced. But she is psyched that she has the coolest intern!! Harlan chimes in the she is HIS intern, and Larissa corrects him that she is HER intern at Interview Magazine.

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5 Comments

  1. 1
    labowner
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 10:19 am

    I see the Dorrit got lost again going to White Castle.

    I forgot the show was on. Yes doing laundry was more exciting. Was it really that easy for high school kids to get into NYC clubs back then? Does this mean that Walt is no longer part of the group and Sebastian will be taking his place?

    Misred thank you for the recap.

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 10:20 am

    That first picture of Carrie screams do something about the mismatched hair and eye brow color.

  3. 3
    MissKris RTVfan
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 1:06 pm

    @labowner I moved to NYC in the late 80′s and there was never a problem for underage kids to get into clubs and bars. Even to buy beer at the bodegas. Besides, most clubs had an “18 to party, 21 to drink” rule so any 16 yr old could alter an ID to 18 quite believably.

  4. 4
    ellemenop
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 5:23 am

    even in the early 2000s, when i was still underage, i could get into NYC bars easily enough. it’s harder than getting into suburban bars! hell, i’ve been approached by undercover security in atlantic city casinos at TWENTY-EIGHT to demand my ID recently.

    a lot of this stuff doesn’t make sense, though. and wtf, larissa, really? you’re shocked carrie is actually a kid? who the fuck has an internship and is an adult? who leaves their fake paying job to become an intern somewhere??? and how did it just happen to work out that she could only come in for the same day? and how did carrie expect to keep the charade up with her school? so many ridiculous things to think about. if dad hadn’t figured her out, i’m sure the school would have, no matter how “indefinitely” barb would cover for her (and why would she risk her job by doing that in the first place?).

  5. 5
    Martine
    Posted March 27, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    You think a kid that age would care about having a job? Especially a kid Carries age? And blond hair with dark eyebrows is sort of the whole point of the look. Actually I think her eyebrows look great. Donna LaDonna has the best fashion on the show, but 80′s styles are back because they deserve to be back. They have a great impact, which is why everyone loves them, except older Baby Boomers who probably just don’t want to put on their old clothing again.
    I doubt Donna is trying to seduce Walt.

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