Despite Robb’s best attempts to hold her back, Marie insists on getting involved to save Nany from being yelled at by Frank and Derek. As thrilling as it is to see Derek finally doing something, ANYTHING, I can’t for the life of me tell what the FUCK is going on right now. Nany tells them they’re not there for her. “Not YOU, and not YOU,” she says as she points at each of them.
“Say hi to your muhthuh for me.”
Nany accuses Derek of being a shitty friend, while he accuses her of being scared to go in. Nany claims she’s not going in because she already did. As Robb tries to hold Derek back, Derek somehow manages to knock the giant ginger to the floor. Marie, of course, will not allow anyone to disrespect her man like that. She’ll do all of the disrespecting of her man, thank you very much! Anyway, she gives Derek a shove and as anyone who has seen a preview will know, poor Sam is the one who ends up taking the brunt of it. Chet, bless him, notices this and tells Frank to “get your girl!”
After a commercial break to ponder/worry about Sam’s fate, we learn that she is okay physically, but pretty upset. Chet tells us there’s a fight in “every corner” of the house, but it seems more like every corner of that one giant balcony/outdoor deck thing where they always hang out.
Marie is being a serious bitch as Robb drags her away. For some reason she’s suddenly taking all of this out on poor Sam. Frank has decided that he should also be involved in helping to calm Marie down, because Frank is well-regarded for his calming presence.. He tells us that he “absolutely loves” Marie and sees “a lot of myself” in her, but she’s “an idiot sometimes.”
So Marie got involved in someone else’s fight and made it all about her for some attention? And what were you doing approximately ten minutes ago?
Frank has suddenly decided that he and Nany are friends again, never mind the fact that they were screaming at each other mere minutes ago. They decide to go out to the cabana to talk “like civil people” (per Trishelle). They don’t even make it there before they’re fighting again. Frank says he won’t let Nany make him look bad. He can do that all on his own! Via confessional, he proudly tells us “I will berate you until you fucking cry and feel like shit.” STFUF. You. Are. The. WORST.
Nany sarcastically tells Frank he’s a great friend, which he proves by taking a dig at her sister’s heroin addiction. First of all, Frank is seriously the fucking WORST. Second of all, Nany’s list of Issues grows by the minute. Dustin comes to her defense and tells Frank he’s weak, which of course causes Frank to bring up Dustin’s gay porn. Frank claims this is because he is “okay with myself,” which is just utterly hilarious considering everything we’ve seen from him both here and in San Diego.