Cara Maria is disappointed because she wanted to do more and see what else she could put herself through.
Chin up, buttercup. We all know you’ve got another dozen of these left in you.
After all, Sarah’s going to win one eventually, and then who will be our next “I’ve done nine of these and haven’t won yet!” victim? Brandon, for his part, laments his unmatched ability to get the short end of the stick by way of teammates. SERIOUSLY. He says he’s still got a lot to prove, and he’s sad he didn’t get to do it this time.
Teej sends them back to the house, where Big Easy romances Devyn some more with a bottle of white wine. He says he lost half his team today, but the blow is softened by the company of a “cute girl- a beautiful lady.” They agree that the attraction is mutual, and Big Easy was very excited to hear that she “likes white dudes.”
White wine and white dudes: Go for it. But stay away from white chocolate. Because that is some bullshit.
Next: Zach yells because the challenge is haaaard! Marie gets to say some words! More romance between Easy and Devyn. Nany’s clothes are in the pool! (Tonya Throwback!) More assorted yelling, looks like some Nany drama. We’re overdue!
So, how much of a colossal mess was Fresh Meat? Do you guys think Big Easy will be able to handle a final, even with the weight loss? (He definitely would have lost tonight’s ARENA.) Does anyone think the wrong two members of Fresh Meat went home? And I know I’m harping on this, but how bad is Brandon’s teammate luck?
In non-Fresh-Meat news, do you think Sarah’s playing Alton or does she really like him? Is she really manipulative? How confused was poor Dustin during his team’s deliberation? And how cool was that ARENA?