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Aviva has to put her foot into it again by chastising her husband that Mary-O is defending his wife and he’d do the same. Reid says he would to an extent, but it would TOTALLY be Jell-O wrasslin’.
There’s no way it can end this easily, so Aviva starts in on Heather AGAIN. Everyone except for Aviva wants to LET.IT.GO. What’s it to her, anyways? Mary-O throws up his hands and walks away. Good for him. Will Aviva get a clue that he doesn’t even want to fight about this anymore? Hell no. Heather asks Aviva when she’s going to defend her, to which Aviva says Heather is indefensible. Beating this dead horse over and over again is what’s indefensible.
Heather is confused how Aviva can keep defending Ramona and wants to know if Ramona’s paying her. Yikes! Don’t go there! You don’t want to wake up with the head of an empty wine bottle in your bed, do you?
When Aviva brings up the London un-invite, Heather asks Aviva why she didn’t invite her to Miami if she’s Miss Include Everybody. Aviva doesn’t want to talk about that. It’s apples and oranges…apples and oranges.
All of this bickering over the non-talking about Ramona behind her back is insane. Ramona is fine and has moved on to a couple more bottles of wine. We all know that a calm and buzzed Ramona is unacceptable for filming. So who is going to crank up crazy eyes? Let’s get Carole, she’ll do it. Carole asks Ramona if she’s okay and if she wants to talk about it. Ramona says she doesn’t want to talk about it, but never take “no” for an answer. Not sure where Ramona found her fake-hating friend, but she hates fake, too, just like Ramona. She really hates fake fakers, faking fake fakers.
$onja and Ramonster visit a plastic surgeon for some
plastic surgery maintenance before heading off to St. Barths. This is probably comped because $onja looks like a kid in a candy shop. She’s lost weight, so she wants some filler in the droopy craters. Sonja plays up the sex kitten schtick and says the injections in her abdomen feel like a penis. The raunchy jokes are silly and tiresome. Eventually, everyone in the room stops laughing.
Next up, Ramona bares her bikini-clad bum for the cameras as she prepares for some electrical stimulation to firm up her back side. Sonja’s correct that she’s spread out like Wonder Wino about to take flight.