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Now, the lecture. Aviva says it’s because she cares about them that she wants to go off on their asses. Ramona tells her to unload and say if she’s pissed. Well, that’s never a wise approach, Ramona. Aviva’s pissed that they texted at the last minute and didn’t show up. Ramona says her face was ON FIRE! Ramona thinks she would have scared the kids. When does Ramona ever worry about scaring someone? She scares everyone.
Sonja makes it clear that she had no idea Ramona was on fire and scaring people. It’s all of those volatile ethanol fumes, Ramona. I’ve been warning about this for weeks!
Sonja’s dog was losing bladder control function, so she had to take him to the vet. Sonja has had her dog for 17 years, even before her marriage, so he is like a child to her. She sleeps with her dog and her gay interns every night, but now he’s wetting the bed, so something needs to be done.
Sonja’s dog is very proud and embarrassed that he’s wetting her bed. Aviva seems shocked that the dog is embarrassed, or at least, why it’s being used as an excuse. Carole told Sonja to not bring up her dog, and she should have listened. Sonja said she didn’t want an intern to take the dog to the vet, just in case he would be put down that day. Plus, the interns are busy changing tampons.
When Sonja trails off to the humiliation that a dog suffers from wearing diapers, Aviva has had enough. Ramona didn’t say much when Aviva tells that her she should have made a medical appointment for another time, but when Aviva tells Sonja that she should have had an assistant take the dog to the vet, Sonja gets upset. Who is Aviva to tell someone that they shouldn’t take their dog to the vet–especially when it’s that old and sick? It’s very sad to see the pain Sonja is in facing the reality that her precious dog will be passing soon. Whether it was a legitimate excuse or not, when you have a pet that has been a companion for that many years and the end of their life is near, it is devastating. Maybe Sonja was making up the excuse, or maybe she wasn’t. Only Sonja knows.
Aviva doesn’t care to hear anymore from Sonja or Ramona and screams–IT’S-A-BOUT-THE-CHIL-DREN-WHO-ARE-MISS-ING-LEGS! Everyone tries to take it down a few notches and agree that everyone has a valid point–especially about the humiliation of doggy diapers. Ramona lifts her glass to make a toast, so Aviva toasts to excuses being like assholes, that everyone has one. Ummmm, I don’t think that’s what Ramona had in mind, Aviva.