The Real Housewives of New York Recap: Wonder Wino! She Drinks! She Screams! She Snores!

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   labowner
   Posted August 22, 2012 at 4:04 pm

   Heather looks very manly in that first photo. Wow

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   mere2142
   Posted August 22, 2012 at 5:32 pm

   The Wonder Wino caption is awesome.

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   NikkiHughes
   Posted August 22, 2012 at 6:48 pm

   I am NO Ramona fan (craycraypants), but holy canoli! Am I the only lady who was quite envious of her ass? I’m about a decade younger than she is and I wish my ass was as tight and firm as hers!

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   Maudtherriault
   Posted August 22, 2012 at 7:13 pm

   Anyone else notice that Ramoaner wears the same earrings and necklace from her True Religion or whatever the hell it’s called jewelry line on every episode?

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   MrsMiaWallace
   Posted August 23, 2012 at 1:56 am

   Great recap! 2nd’d on the awesome Wonder Wino!

   I will say Ramona has a great body and I like that she wears flattering and age-appropriate bathing suits. She is still batshit insane of course.

   I hate Heather. I hate her man face, I hate her sanctimoniousness, condescension and I hate her. Even when she’s up against morons and rudeness, somehow she’s still wrong in my book! Aviva is hobbling into that territory too. She seems to be on shaky footing trying to be team Ramona and is slowly realizing that Ramonster is not a team sport.

   Love Carol. I was hesitant to pile on at the beginning of the season because the cracks always start to show, but she has won me over! Even when she’s over-harping on Lu, I love it!

   Cannot wait for St. Barth’s. I think NYC ladies need to constantly be on trips all together to make good tv anymore. They keep trying, but mohawked musicians anally pillaging the countess does not a season make.

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   classy drunk
   Posted August 23, 2012 at 4:49 am

   Yikes! In that first picture Heather looks like Wil from Big Brother or Patrick Swayze in Too Wong Foo.

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   TV Junkie
   Posted August 23, 2012 at 7:12 am

   I really do not think Ramona is in good shape..for all the” exercising” she does…the tops of her legs meet, she has giant saddlebags and she has back fat rolls…I guess that she is so ugly on the inside that I can’t see anything pretty about her.
   Poor Sonjia is so over the top..I bet she hopped into bed with Avia’s father when the cameras were not rolling

   I don’t mind Heather and Carol, but I really queston Aviva..how could she have come out normal with a father like hers? She is getting too much like Ramona and the the other dizzy blond!!
   I do like Avia’s husband ..he seems so normal and to think they met in an asile of a Home Depot …or something like that…I have been to HD plenty of times..I guess the Union NJ store or the one on RT 22 in Plainfield and never seen anyone who looks or is a millionare!
   Important ALERT.. .today in the Wall Street Journal, there is an article about Carol’s friend from NY/Miami who was trying to get the girls to do face Yoga..She now sells an online video where you can download the face exercises..and she said that the producers have been trying to get her to do the show, but her husband and sons won’t let her..intelligent family..

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   LAC
   Posted August 23, 2012 at 8:16 am

   Wonder wino! LOL!!! Great recap!

   Aviva – Pluses: making the good point that Ramona and Sonja would move heaven, earth, and vet appointment to go to an event where there is booze, food, and the chance to have a picture taken; getting to see the results of a charity event that wasn’t some confesssional of self congratulations(GO RYAN!!!) ; Reid (him pulling her out of that shitfest party and telling Mary-O where to go was great!). Minuses: endless shit stirring over shit people want to get over; being surprised at all that the Ramona train she hopped on has left her on the side of tracks, dirtied and confused (and there is a difference between crazy and acting crazy in a situation)

   Heather: Pluses: keeping up the Ramona slap down; not letting Aviva shame her. Minuses: that muthafing red lipstick – please stop it!

   Carolyn: pluses: funny confessionals, knowing how to act in public. Minuses: what is with the second week of trying on earrings in a store? I may never buy jewelry in New York again.

   Luann: Pluses: uhhhh….liked those dresses she was trying on and she at least looked a little chagrined about not knowing it was for charity. Minuses: still the Countess.

   Sonja: Pluses: uhhhh.. liked the white jacket she wore. Minuses: when she opens her yap.

   Ramona: Pluses: uhhh…liked her clothes this episode and those boots were hot. Minuses: probably causing a traffic jam of epic proportions while medics chase down a cab driver screaming “blonde devil” and shedding clothes; being a drunken twat; talking about her twat, and having her bony twat friend on my HD TV!!! Stop it!!

   

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   MrsMiaWallace
   Posted August 23, 2012 at 10:22 am

   @ TV Junkie – most women’s legs meet at the top. Otherwise there would be no place for the biscuit

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    labowner
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 10:34 am

    TV Junk – it was Bed Bath & Beyond

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    Susan Meyers
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Hey TV Junkie. I’ve been to that Home Depot, too. With all due respect, it ain’t gonna be happening for anyone there. But…Aviva met Reid at Bed, Bath & Beyond in NYC. Probably a swanky neighborhood. Maybe if you go to the BBB in Short Hills and you hang there enough you’ll get lucky.

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    Iona Trailer
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    I still don’t understand all of the Heather hate. Holla!

    She is a professional and she acts like it. Ramona is a looney tune and is pretty much over the line 24 hours a day.

    Likes – Carole…The Cuntess….Heather.

    On The Fence – Sonja ( like her more earlier but her ungratefulness towards Heather put me off) and Aviva (two faced shit shitter)

    Hate – Ramona

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    BelowSeaLevel
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    If Mr BSL starts wanting to go to BB&B without me, I’ll know something is up.

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    cherrylipgloss
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    @LAC….I’m with you about the earrings….I’m not entirely certain, but I think I saw Carole put the earring back in her mouth! yuchhh…I’ll confess to being somewhat ocd but that was just na-asty.

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    Mimo
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    Part of the reason, besides the Holla, I don’t like Heather is because is was clear from the get go that her agenda was to go after Ramona.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    @14 Iona– me too– I like Heather. From day one I get her passes for rookie mistakes. One thing you gotta give her–she doesnt distort facts. Anything that Ramona went craycray on, she twisted around. There is a lotta video to back up Heather.

    $onja– oh dear. She is trying so hard to justify not being at the charity event. Her dog was sick–and has been and she opted out. (I wont poke fun at all b/c I like dogs and know many people are attached to theirs, so I deem it for me a snark-free zone). She feels uncomforatable about not donating to the charity. And no one is getting a check out of Lady Morgan. She doesnt realize how reciprocal the donating is. Donate to Aviva’s and she will donate to yours.

    Aviva–shaking my head… OK–first: she feels rejected by Ramona and $onja. They are never really a trio. Its always RAMONA and $ONJA and sometimes aviva. Its the personal rejection she is reacting to more than being a no-show at the charity event.
    And I am nicknaming you–”I said You’re mean in French”. Yes-we know you did. You repeated it to Jacques and told the world at least twice. Good for you. So much for your platitude of “Say what you mean, just dont say it mean” Remember–your husband (who is pretty cool) said it and you quoted it.

    Ramona—rubbing hands with glee–your Norma Desmond face in the cab was bliss. You are also nuts. Tell your husband he isn’t the 7th Housewife. Look at Slade Smiley and take a lesson.

    Heather–I do like you. And it was very gracious of you to show up at the charity event during work hours (and school hours–yeah Aviva your porky son blew off school–nuff said) and after Aviva -insert my new nickname-tried to tear you a new one. That is called taking the high road Heather. You are a mom with a disabled (or sick ) child and you know how to focus on what is important and remove your ego from the situation. YAY and Holla to ya.

    Carole– you are just cool and I know–you look around this vat of craycray and thank “I am so getting good press for my new show” and “All is cool b/c HotCawfee has a girlcrush on me”.

    Lu–I know you love it when we call you that. Just a question Lu– I noticed in the newsy Hamptons publication out here that 1) you are still referred to as “Countess” and 2) Jacques is never with you attending all the events out here—please answer in 300 words or less.

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    Sugarbush
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Now, I’ve only watched the first 10 minutes of this episode, but did it not occur to anyone that Heather was being a massive hypocrite??? She doesn’t talk about Ramona behind her back, yet she’s talking about Ramona behind her back in the same breath as claiming not to. Then, she gets onto Ramona about eavesdropping!! Omg, I know Ramona is a nut, but Heather is a c*** AND wears ruby red lipstick on her hideous lips. That color is reserved for beautiful, sexy, full lips. Not for the female version of Diamond Dave.

    I’m pretty sure I hate all of these women except for Sonja and Carole and even that is on the line.

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    RomoSheDiNT
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    Wonder Wino!
    Loved your recap, BSL!

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    mirabelle gingerbread
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 12:15 am

    the more I see of her, the more I loathe Aviva. she blathers on & on about her peg leg & her “tragic accident” – that happened what, 43 years ago?? – & her pronounced panic disorder yet I have yet to see her do any sort of treatment for it or even talk about getting it treated! all she does is wave her entitled nose in the air & expect everyone else to cater to her needs instead of it being the other way around like it is everywhere else in the world!

    *I* have a panic disorder, bipolar & endometriosis. I am chemically imbalanced permanently. I’ve been struggling for over 15 years to live an even halfway normal life while in the midst of treating myself & going to dr. after dr. after dr. I’ve had many tragic things happen to me (and unfortunately the events have piled up over the past 6 years – no, Carole, tragic stuff happening more than once is NOT “one in a trillion” odds) & I’ve still had to cope with it & put a “normal” face on for the most part. I’d love to see her actually STRUGGLE with a panic disorder rather than nasally bitch about it to her friends that don’t even halfway understand what the word “tragedy” means.

    sorry, I had to blow off some steam. my dislike for Aviva has been growing exponentially with each new episode & tonight I finally put my finger on why. she uses that fake leg as a crutch in more than one way. you could tell that she was raring to have a go at Sonja & was using the “children” as an excuse. it isn’t Sonja’s fault her leg was cut off.

    ugh! you are a crappy, bitter person Avivia & no amount of teeth whitener or straw bleach jobs will change that. I want to pull her leg off & beat her over the head with it. she gives people with disabilities a bad name! I for one don’t want anyone recalling Aviva’s whiny, weak, egocentric attitude when I mention that I have a panic disorder. eff her!

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    TV Junkie
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 11:42 am

    I’m with you.. Aviva is a total JERK!!!! She and Ramona are perfect together and deserve each other!

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    tvsnarkeling
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    So Ramona could not show up and support a cause that help childern without limbs because of a rash that might scare people. Please. Tell that to all the parents of these children.

    Disliking Aviva more and more. The fake legs, the phobias and fighting other peoples fight. She does not have much of a story line. I will give her the one thing- the donation of the legs was one of the best scenes in the HW shows. All the ladies talk about their charities but Aviva shows how active she is with hers.

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    hot cawfee
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    @ 21 TVSnarky-pants–(see new nickname !!!) It was a great moment to see the little boy get his running blades–his little face lit up and I cried (twice b/c i watched the episode twice—the whole Aviva-Heather-Ramona thing gets confusing— I think Heather said she thought Aviva had said that Jacques accent was fake/that he probably wasn’t even French blahblahblah). It was a great moment to see him running without any hesitation.

    I repeat my question about $onja– what is going on with the bruises on her arm?? It looks like (and am totally serious) someone grabbed her roughly by her upper arm–I noticed it at the toaster oven shoot and she has been wearing alot of sleeve less tops.

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    Annie
    Posted August 25, 2012 at 11:37 am

    OK it took me forever to finally watch this episode, so in that first pic “Wonder Wino” Ramona’s legs looked so plastic and shiny, I seriously thought it was a shot of Aviva and her prosthetic, or someone else. But Ramoner??? Gotta say though, she’s got a great ass.

    Sonya and Ramonerr were batshit this episode, with the “too-proud-to-wear-a-diaper dog” to the crumpeled up check Ramoner threw at Aviva….aye aye aye.

    Carole as always was wonderful.

    BRING ON BART’S!!! looks like the shit is going to hit the fan…..which apparantly is what happened in Sonya’s apartment with her dog.

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    kthxbai
    Posted August 25, 2012 at 6:45 pm

    @Annie At 1st I thought she had old timey pantyhose on.

    But maybe it was a pantyhose camera filter. Like the Vaseline 1s they use when movie stars get old.

    I like the new random footage style though. It’s not like it made a lick of sense anyway. So it’s better for them to just be up front about it.

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    RomoSheDiNT
    Posted August 25, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    WhereTF is Pleather getting all of her message tees?
    She should stop it.

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    TV Junkie
    Posted August 31, 2012 at 3:56 pm

    Below S.L. I just watched TWC videos and pictures,and I hope that you are alright..my thoughts and prayers to everyone affected by Isaac.