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Since it’s Sonja’s day to plan, they are headed to Tom Beach. Ramona can’t sit still for a moment. She lets the ladies know she’s got shpickles or shplickuss–she has no clue, but whatever it is, she’s got it and she’s sure it’s Yiddish. The ladies are enjoying attention from a table of hot guys–well, hot by Golden Girls standards.
The Golden Guys send over some banana rum to the Golden Girls. Ramona is screaming how much she loves banana rum. Apparently, it makes boobs grow and IQs shrink. Some of the ladies go into the ocean. Sonja is admiring Carole’s bum and says it’s no surprise that “Clooney did her for a year.”
Sonja is bringing everyone to Le Ti St Barth for “a night they’ll never forget.” SamonJa and Lu admire themselves dancing in front of a big mirror and do an underwear check while they wait for the rest of the ladies to get ready. Everyone remember to pack their granny panties? Yessss!
Tomas, the Johnny Depp look-alike boyfriend of Le Ti St Barth’s owner, catches the eyes of Sonja and Lu. Everyone is enjoying the drinking, dancing, and show. Tomas invites the ladies to perform in the show, and they accept. Instead of dancing on the stage, they do it tabletop-style, the authentic way. The guys sitting at the table probably threw up authentic style when they got a look at Sonja’s cooleyhopper flasher dancing.
Lu hangs back and chats up Tomas, saying she isn’t “just any pirate woman.” She warns that she’s an Indian, to not f*** with her. Countess, is that any way to speak?!
Everyone is hungover, except for Lu. She has quite a morning glow going on, the result of catching up with some old, Italian friends that she hasn’t seen in ages. Mmmm-hmmm. You go gurrrll. Heather’s confused because she knows that Lu knows that Heather knows that Lu wasn’t with a group of Italians.
Ramona is impressed how well Lu is looking, especially since she knows how late it was when Lu got in, and with a man speaking French. Sonja stumbles in, coma toast, as Ramona puts it. Carole is hilarious, saying she woke up after hearing two male voices–one was Lu and one was “a young, French boy.”
Lu calls Jacques to tell him about running into her Italian friends. She has some good pictures to share with the ladies. Lu is captivated that Tomas looks just like Johnny Depp…unbelievable how much he looks like Johnny Depp…a lot like Johnny Depp…enough to fantasize he’s Johnny Depp…