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Meanwhile, Nigella sweetly encourages her kids to dance with a chimney sweep.
Malarkey and Ludo are really going after each other at one point, Malarkey starts mocking Ludo for being French – which really? That’s not funny unless I do it. Ludo goes right back at him and calls him lazy for standing around with his arms crossed. Damn! I would have made fun of his weird playdo face, but whatever.
Tony is as laid back as those two are pumped up. He’s making suggestions, gently guiding his cooks regarding choices of flavor, etc. He declares himself above it all, which I think is his general state of being.
Malarkey chooses Jeff’s dish for the tasting, and Micah is pissed off about it. On Tony’s team, Diane is being her typical self, which is awful. If she was a flavor, she’d be epecac. She’s saying that Nina’s food is horrible, so you know they’re going to pick Nina as the magic dish. Which they do! Diane is unhappy – SURPRISE!
Lauren the country bumpkin’s dish is Nigella’s spoonful of sugar, and Ludo’s team chooses (together, mind you) Sarah’s Mac and Cheese dish. And guess who else had Mac & Cheese for their spoon – that’s right Malarkey! Mwah ha ha ha ha! Awesome.
So Gabrielle tastes the first spoonful, which is Sarah’s from Team Ludo. She says there is a chemical taste and it’s kind of plastic. Ludo’s team is freaking out and confused. Sarah says the whole team tasted her dish and nobody caught that flavor. Ludo is pissed at himself for not catching that.
Next up is Jeff from Team Malarkey, who also has the Mac and Cheese. Gabrielle declares it lighter and not as dense.
Lauren’s dish is well received, and Gabrielle likes the fried egg and says it was a pleasant finish. Lauren’s freaking out she’s so happy.
Tony’s team is next, and Tony is really confident that Ninamarie’s Israeli couscous really stands out.
And it kind of does, but it also confuses as well. Gabrielle is confounded and says “what is going on here?”
And the winning team is Nigella! Score one for the ladies! Of course Diane talks shit about Lauren, man. She takes every opportunity to just be a horrible person, doesn’t she? You think her future employers will google her and be impresed with her performance here? Yeah, I thought so.
Seriously, hating on Lauren would be like hating on Easter bunny, or chocolate, or girl scout cookies. She’s so sweet. And she’ s got immunity. So nyah.