Lauren is our final girl to get grilled. And hoo boy! Does she ever. She tells the judges, “well I figured I’m immune so I’d just try something out.” Nigella’s eyes pop out of her head at that one. Then, she says the only shepherd’s pie she’s ever had was out of a freezer! Oh dear. Nigella tells her that you can’t just throw cheese on top of something to make it better, it is the equivilent of drowning something in ketchup. Yikes.
And apparently Lauren and I share something in common, which is the crying. Although to be perfectly honest, she even SMILES WHEN SHE CRIES! The hell is THAT about?! Seriously, a pretty crier?
I think someone should take some notes on that particular talent, right?
Okay so the first person to get the boot is Micah. Poor guy. Did you know he quit his job for this? Anyway, Malarkey sends him out with the following: “It’s not that your dish was horrible, it’s that this is not the time for you here.” Wow, that was kind of an awful thing to say. Yeesh!
But it’s all good, he bids everyone farewell and says that without a great risk, there’s no reward and he’s going to find that reward. Good on you, buddy. And it is true, he beat out a lot of professional chefs to get there, so he has those bragging rights.
Moving on, who will our next contestant to get the boot be? If you called Renatta, the home chef, you called it right. Nigella give her a sweet hug and a kiss, than sang her a song and they flew a kite. It’s all very sweet and would you believe that Renatta is laughing and smiling on her way out? She says that this is an experience of a lifetime and she’s grateful for it.
Damn. THAT is a class act. Everybody is behaving so nicely, save one. I think that’s why Diane’s bad attitude rubs me the wrong way, because in contrast she’s really awful. But when you think about it, her antics wouldn’t be so out of place on Top Chef. Hmmmmm, food for thought.
Ludo tells Shawn that if he is on the chopping block again, he’s voting for him to go. Ouch! He tells him he’s better than that and expects more from him. Then he winks at him. Hee!
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So that’s it everyone, what did you think of the first competition round? Is Diane as awful as I think she is (YES!), is Sarah really a ditz or crafty like a fox (true blonde) and will Ludo and Malarkey yell at each other next week (YES!).
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I just don’t know. I’ve enjoyed it, but like I said in the minicap, it really threw me for a loop when the broke from the name of the damn show, THE TASTE, to decide final judging. I would have enjoyed your alternative eyediosmio, or if they decided who was going home but didn’t reveal the decision till after they talked to them. Either way, I’m going to give it anotherepisode or two and see how I feel.
Diane is a complete and total toolbitchdouchenozzlecanoe. Cannot stand her!
I absolutely love Kristianne. I loved that she stood up for Michah and told the rest of her team \you are not a good person\ I thought of all of the places tvgasm would have caught the Hills reference.
@Chelsea: I love Khristianne, too! And ESP the way she stood up for Micah.
It was weird the way ponytail and tattoo Jeff were smirking
The Hills reference totally escaped me, truth a certain couple burned a hole in my brain where
My memory of that show should be. Sad face.
@ TVKimmy: if they do thus show again, they rally should change the format. BUT, truth b told I thought they let the right people go based on their initial tastes/reactions.
I also have a feeling people are gonna get nasty.
@eyediosmio, I actually kind of enjoyed this show and I’m glad you’re recapping it, I love your take on things and I plan on watching it until the very bitter end.
I’m not surprised Ludo did not return the high five – no other nationality hi fives, it was something one taught a toddler to do, similar to ‘peek a boo’ but one morphed into an adult behavior whilst the other remained in the nursery. It would be fun to reverse them and have adults peekaboo each other!
I’m liking the show so far; I agree the final elimination goes against the format, but at that point I understand why they’re doing it (so all the judges will still compete as much as possible?).
Can I tell a little story about kids drinking in Europe? My sister (a teacher here in U.S.) was visiting relatives in Wales; she went to a PTA meeting out of curiousity. They served hard cider to the kids at the meeting. A PTA MEETING – hard cider – unbelievable!!
Although I agree that Gregg is easy on the eyes, I think he may be at best a narcissist and at worst the next Ted Bundy?
I’ll start off by saying that while I still think Bourdain is a pompous ass, he was actually quite pleasant while guiding his team during the immunity challenge. It surprised me.
Diane definitely took her loss on Chopped hard, becase he was never even near this level of bitchiness. I get why she’d be upset, the judges told her her dick was absolutely perfect but still eliminated her because she totally forgot a basket ingredient. Still no excuse for breaking the Bitch Meter here.
The elimination bothered me on many levels. For starters, they broke the show’s premise by knowing who cooked what for elimination. Second, I hate double eliminations on the first day of competition. Third, because they eliminated Renatta for making a dessert. I fucking hate how so many chefs think so slowly of desserts, despite them being staples of a full meal. It reminds me of when Lauren auditioned and the male judges said they weren’t looking for “a dessert cook”. Fuck you, you pisswads! Desserts are just as valid as any other meal, and I respect any non-baker or non-pastry chef who can make a great dessert, because I sure have seen pastry chefs making savory dishes with no problem. Methinks so many chefs are just so scared about making desserts (see so many of them on Top Chef) that they automatically dismiss desserts.
Seriously, Renatta’s dessert can’t have been bad to get her eliminated, seeing as how Malarkey loved it. Nobody liked Shawn’s dish, he should have gone home. At least one judge loved Renatta’s dish, Shawn’s was pretty unanimous in that it lacked seasoning. Seriously, why would you not kick out the guy who didn’t season his food? It’s cooking 101, the most basic stuff about cooking! Salt and pepper! I’m not a good cook and even I know to season my food and taste it as I cook to adjust it! Man, it pisses me off that they let lack of seasoning slide!
@Chris: I totally agree regarding the dessert issue on these shows, what is more comforting than sugar? SERIOUSLY! Although I wonder if it was the way it was presented on the spoon, or perhaps the flavors weren’t complex enough. I think you can get more complex flavors out of a savory dish than a simple apple crumble, that could have been the issue.
And Shawn, what a derp. I find lack of salt is always an issue, in restaurants and on these shows. Tsk Tsk! Hopefully he keeps that in mind next time, but on these cooking shows people get in their own way all the time.
@JustDucky: Gregg is a harmless doof, he really tries too hard. My husband says he seems like the kind of guy to drink too many beers then smash them on his forehead before he passes out on your couch. Ha!
@Derek: Thanks my friend! HOpefully this show gets a little more amusing, right now it’s kind of cruising.
@zerocool: My husband’s family is Old World, he tells me they used to give the kids a little sambucca for a tummyache
@moonshine: Honestly, I can never FATHOM Ludo ever having high fived anyone. And she wanted a high five over something simple. Grrrrrrrl, do not insult the Ludo with your childish antics! Also, she needs to get her head on straight before she burns down the whole building. Yeesh!
And LOL at the peekaboo, I can see Sarah doing that – hee!
@moonshine, I would LOVE it if adult “peek-a-booed” instead of high-fiving. Makes me giggle to think about it.
And @eyediosmio, I’m loving your Mary Poppins references for Nigella. I was thinking of unicorns and rainbows, and perhaps Care Bears, but Mary Poppins is much better. Thanks for your great recaps. (BTW, I, too, cry all too easily. Even if I could cook I’d never make it on one of these shows.)
So far, this show has been a bit dull (I’ll ignore the idiotic ending that goes against the whole show concept). Hopefully it’ll pick up, because I really WANT to like it.