The Voice Recap: And So It Begins


Well, that concludes our first episode of blind auditions.   I hope everyone enjoyed and look forward to any comments!  I should have episode 2 up tomorrow night so to be continued…

  

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Pollyanna is your typical midwestern soccer mom, hailing from the great state of Ohio.  When she isn't cheering for her kids, she can be found reading trashy romance novels or watching reality shows that make her feel better about herself.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 13, 2012 at 9:12 am

    WTF is XTINA wearing for crissake?

  2. 2
    Pikey578
    Posted September 13, 2012 at 11:04 am

    “Despite her horrific dance moves, Christina, Adam and Blake turn around.” Guess there is a definite benefit to the auditions being blind then… Christina will find out the folly of her ways soon enough (or not).

    Christina’s outfits continue to horrify – and her fan will never match CeeLo’s pink parrot…

    Looking forward to the next recap!

  3. 3
    jackie
    Posted September 13, 2012 at 4:51 pm

    i want to have adam give me the death stare. or sexy, smoldering stare as i like to refer to it. in bed.

  4. 4
    itchy itchy
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 2:45 am

    Jackie, you’ll have better success at luring Adam if you cover all your walls and ceilings with mirrors.

  5. 5
    Gilty Plezzur
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 8:45 pm

    Is it a prerequisite for this show to have a disease you’ve been cured of, a dead/dying parent or other close relative, a bullied childhood, a dirt-poor family, or have escaped from a war-torn country? I sort of like checking out the talent on this show, even though the winners instantly fall into the black hole of oblivion, but the ten minutes of hard-luck stories prior to the performances are just unbearable. I just want to hear the singing. Can’t we hear about their dying/dead ex-rocker dads after they’ve won? Thank goodness I usually have an Angels or Dodgers game to switch to while the crying and hugging is going on.

  6. 6
    scottywrangler Scottywrangler
    Posted September 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    I totally agree. The back stories are getting ridiculous.

    De BOR Ah or however you spell it looks like Urkel.

    And Xtina needs a camisole. And I’ll bet her hair stinks.

    CeeLo seems like a creepy, dirty old man.

    And Blake and Adam are still pretty edible.

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