Top 200 here we come!!!
It’s the finale of The Voice and Carson is here to let us know just how many singles they sold on itunes last night. Well, he doesn’t let us know the exact number, but he does know that all of the finalists made it into the itunes top 200. That’s a number right? That’s the number of hits Ryan Secrest counts down every weekend. With every hit he counts down, I die a little bit more inside.
Blake thinks that Jermaine really needs to figure out what he wants to do. I think he knows what he wants to do Blake. He’s cried about it every time there has been an elimination.
Christina loves the energy in the room and she keeps waiting for someone to yell “Christina I love you!” Why do people keep doing that? I understand they love her, but to yell while she is in the middle of saying something very important about how her former mouseketeer friend hates women and will never know what success feels like, is a bit rude.
Cee-Lo is wearing a shirt with the names of “The Eliminated” from his team on it. Cee-Lo is deep you guys.
Adam is “at peace and ok” with whoever wins the Voice, because honestly, it doesn’t affect his life in any way whatsoever.
Jermaine starts off the night singing with some of his “besties” that he met on the Voice; Pip, Jamar Rogers, James Massone. Yeah, I’m sure they’re all reaaaaaaal close. The blood brothers sing the Jackson 5 classic, I Want You Back and *shocker* Jame is NOT wearing a letterman jacket. He’s really grown up, but he still wears a headband, sooo….
Highlight of the performance? I would have to say it’s the bubbles that were being blasted into the air behind them. I feel like I’m watching the Wiggles. I hope they sing about the color Purple. That’s an awesome song.
You know what I want to watch more than I want to find out who the winner is? If you said Coach Blooper Reel, I would tell you to GET OUT OF MY HEAD! It’s crazy how well you know me.
If you missed it, here’s the recap: silly faces, eating, country-isms, me scratching my eyes out.
Juliet Simms did a duet with exactly the person I thought she would be paired up with: Flo Rida. Of course. I just can’t believe they didn’t do this any sooner. She is sooooo hip hop. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve sat on this couch and thought, “Will she just sing something besides hip hop for once? Geesh!”
Chris Mann decides to bring back some of his “friends” from the Voice to sing Bittersweet Symphony. It’s a Chris Mann sandwich with a Katrina and Lindsay bun.
The sandwich hits some pretty delicious harmonies.
ANOTHER BLOOPER REEL???? This one is about the “bro-mance” between Adam and Blake. Is there nothing else they can spend their time on? Like maybe about couple thousand more commercials?
HOLY SCHNIKES! HALL AND OATES!??? WHAT IS HAPPENING????? I feel like we’ve time warped! My night was just made.
I love that for their special performance with a celebrity, Jermaine, Tony and Chris are singing backup for Hall & Oates. This is a story they will be telling their grandkids about.
Oates is really rocking out back there with his little guitar. I did not think that was something Hall & Oates did, but I was proved wrong. I’m so proud of them.
This guy is very excited about Hall and Oates.
NOOOO! NOT ANOTHER COACH BLOOPER REEL!!! They really just need to do a spin-off with all these bloopers: AMERICA’S NEXT FUNNIEST TOP COACHES.