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After we’ve had our fill of wacky coaches, we go back to what the show is really about, singing.
Cheesa, Naia Kete, Kim Yarbrough and Sera Hill sing “Superstition” because we need to remember why they were eliminated in the first place. Sorry, that was mean. They have lovely voices, it just chaps my ass to have to jump through all these hoops before a winner is announced.
This night is so confusing. Parks and Recreation has decided to do a bit about the spinning chairs from the Voice. I love Parks and Recreation but what is happening? WHY WON’T THEY LET ME KNOW THE WINNER???
Juliet picks Jamar Rogers, Raelynn and Erin Willet to sing with her for her last song, A Little Help from My Friends. I get Jamar and Erin, but Raelynn? I’m surprised Juliet. Although, you did just sing with Flo Rida, so I guess anything can happen.
During the performance, balloons are dumped all over the audience. The audience is super excited about the new toys falling from the sky, but Blake just sits in his chair looking highly suspicious of these “unexpected gifts.”
Lady Antebellum perform their new single “Wanted You More”, not sure why, guess they just felt like. Why not, I say. He just watched a 5-minute blooper reel about a cat. We clearly don’t have anything better to do.
We come back after the commercial break to find an imitation Cee-Lo (Kenan Thompson) auditioning a cat. We really have lost sight of what entertainment is these days.
Everybody is just using this show to plug their own shit. Does America not see what is happening here? This show is not entertainment, it is commercial after commercial after commercial disguised as “entertainment” after commercial.
The next commercial is for KIA, a sponsor. They’ve decided to be super “generous” and give each of the final four a brand new car. It had NOTHING to do with that fact that this would be taped and put on television for MILLIONS of people to see. Nothing to do with that. All just out of the goodness of their hearts.
It’s finally here!! The elimination!
Before we can eliminate anyone, Carson needs to make sure America knows how each and every one of them are feeling at that very moment.
Jermaine cries when Carson asks him what winning would mean to him. Chris believes he’s really grown in this process. Juliet also starts crying. And Tony is wearing a ton of makeup.
The fourth place winner is Chris Mann. At least it’s a place, Mann.
The third place winner is Tony Lucca. Christina won this round.
The second place winner is Juliet Simms. She was robbed!
And the WINNER of The Voice is JERMAINE PAUL!! I’m actually really happy for him, not having to be a backup singer anymore. I say, once you record your cd, you should have Alicia Keys sing backup for YOU!