
“Oh, I always cry right before I fart perfection. No bigs.”
Will-I-Am said she was “fresh,” and Britney says that Beatrice is good, but that she’s loud and needs to control her loudness. Whatever, Brit. You’re just mad she woke you up.
Finally we get to Carly Rose Sonenclar, who meets with Britney and Will-I-Am pre-performance. Britney tells her to up her competitiveness and confidence. Carly goes before the judges and performs Karmin’s “Brokenhearted.” And, yo, homegirl KILLS it. Murked it. Slayed it. Destroyed it. Every slang term that’s supposed to mean murder, but like in a good way, not like innocent people dead way. Yah. Your girl did that. Britney and Will-I-Am say that Carly is possessed. “She’s like a caterpillar,” starts Will-I-Am, “and you think she’s gonna turn into a butterfly. No. DRAGON!” It’s totally crazy, what he’s saying, but I totally get it. She’s really really good.
Britney and Will-I-Am discuss who she should keep and who might be going home.

“I’ma be really real with you, Will. I don’t remember shit we just saw. LULZ.”
Without a doubt, the Teens are the most talented category in the competition. Sheesh! But, of course, we don’t find out just yet who moves on. They’re saving the goods for next time.
Next time, we find out who made the live shows.
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Ugh, David really bothers me…it’s just that his whole “sob story” is very contrived…if you want to find your birth mother, it would most likely be easier to go through the agency that you got adopted from? Like who thinks singing is the one way in which you can connect with your long lost family? I read that she did find him, but I think it was intervention on the producers part. I mean honestly, what’s the likelihood that she watched the show (she was from another country I believe) and just thought to herself, “well, I gave up my son, that must be him!” I don’t find him to be that great of a singer either. They had some better overs that they let go before judge’s houses. I do like Vino a lot though.
And Beatrice is the cutest. I think she is the one to beat. Carly is good but she knows it, and I can see her attitude becoming off-putting. I’m not sure Diamond is up to par with those two girls. In any case, all 3 of those little ones are INSANE.
Answer to your concerns about David: He’s totally ripped off August Rush. I loved that movie. He should be ashamed. If you’re going to have a sob story, be original!!
Also, my hometown isn’t too far from Jillian’s. From what I’ve been told, her bullying story at school was BS. However, there are rumors her mom is bat shit crazy and was actually the one bullying Jillian telling her she’d never make it. I still like her voice, it’s smoky and distinctive, but girl needs to quit crying! It’s constant and she’s an uglier crying than Farrah!
I think the teens have 2 of the best vocalists, technically speaking, with Carly and Beatrice. They are both great and will only get better. However, the overs have my 2 favorites with Vino Alan and Jason Brock. They have amazing voices and incredible emotion to go with it, which is something the teens lack, because, well, they are 13. I’m having trouble relating to them, but the 2 teen girls are good. Vino is my horse in this race, he’s the only person, so far, that i would vote for or buy music from.
Innocent- Jillian is a bit emotional, but Paige totally stole the annoying cry over everything person. At least in the last episode someone finally introduced her to waterproof mascara. I’ll reserve more comments from that episode for the recap.
I like Jillian, and i didn’t from the beginning. She won me over during the 2nd round of boot camp when the girl she sang with forgot the words. Jillian not only tried to help her with the words, but stood up for her to the judges. Much better attitude than people like Cece or Tara.
Yes, yes, Beatrice Miller is very cute, she sings quite well, etc. etc. But she’s clearly a product — she’s been manufactured into this, probably from the time she was a baby. She just makes me suspicious — mostly because at 13 years old she’s already dying her hair blonde, which to me is just a step below getting botox at that age. And then the fake nerves/crying thing?
Of course, I get the same stage baby vibe from the other teenybopper but at least she’s not pretending to be anything other than a robot.
Ugh. I get that Disney needs a constant supply of young’uns for their TV shows, and I suppose, well, why not use X-factor to drum up interest in them? But still. It just seems unfair to put these kids up there when they’re barely out of diapers. And unfair to the older people too. It’s the equivalent of using 14-year-old models to sell couture clothing to the 40-year-old women who can afford them.
The Vino guy… yes, he can sing. And he clearly needs this. But only a jackass tattoos his skull.
Paige’s crying IS annoying, but at least it’s not ugly! PS, we already HAVE a Rihanna, why do we need another who can’t even sing that well?