This Week in YouTube

Hey, Gasmii. It’s another Sunday which means it’s time for more timewasting videos! This week was a treasure trove of stuff that came down the pike and boy howdy do people like cute baby…things…in the middle of winter. I have about 10 painfully adorable videos sitting in the hopper but they could give you diabetic shock so I’m saving them. But fear not, they will return. I promise. On to this week’s selections.

Gasmii, did you know there’s a scourge sweeping through the domestic cat population? No, I don’t mean that crackhead from New Zealand who wants to eradicate all housecats because he’s just now realized that when they finally manage to haul their lazy asses off the floor for more than just food and to judge you, they like to occasionally kill small animals. NO! I mean catnip. Does this describe your cat:

Catnip destroys lives, y’all.

 Meanwhile, did you know that Schoolhouse Rock celebrated its 40th anniversary this week? It did, and other than teaching “computers” through Schoolhouse Rock, many of the lessons are still valid and entertaining today. But this was the very first Schoolhouse Rock.

I can still sing most of the songs and had to sing the “adverb” song to myself throughout high school to remember exactly what IS an adverb. Here’s a hint: “How where or when. Condition or reason. These questions are answered when you use an adverb.”

Have you ever seen a sloth cross the street on a busy road. Terrifying thought, isn’t it. They’re just soooo slooow. And cute because they’re always smiling. Well, fear not gentle readers. This video, complete with R. Kelly soundtrack, shows you how they do it.

I believe he can fly, too.

You probably saw this one but it’s worth a rewatch…or ten. Conan was all set to break the news about the sex of Kim and Kanye’s baby when this happened:

How did he get those goggles?

Finally, Gasmii, there’s another scourge sweeping our nation. People who haven’t figured out that hipsterism is actually more annoying than being goth or emo. Luckily the greedy fucks good people at GlaxoSmithKline have decided that finding the cure for cancer is too hard and are curing hipsterism instead.

Because putting moustaches and birds on things is not as charming as you think and David Letterman’s been ironic since 1982. It’s not that clever.

That’s it for this week. Hope you liked them and aren’t too traumatized by the Kimye baby.

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