Elesha interviews she was sad she didn’t get an eye patch because she wanted a bigger crown. So clearly she understood that her win was a loss.
Did you have to break the bank to break your daughter?
Beth is so lemonheaded, she said just getting a crown was success because some of the girls didn’t get anything…or did they just pull for higher crowns, dumbass?
Wait, what just happened?
And then – God bless you Tonya – as Beth is getting off the stage, she says, “So do I understand correctly, that once they have this crown, there isn’t a chance they are going to get anything else?” and Tonya tells her, “Right.” HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT?
Tonya telling Beth she has 10 minutes to get out before they RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
Daisy’s group is up next and we can blow through this because you know Daisy is pulling out faster than a Catholic boy.
Beth decides she wants to go because why be polite and see who won or GET YOUR SCORE SHEETS so you can see why you actually do have the ability to leave early?
Beth interviews that Elesha is a winner, she just has to “get her onstage presence better.” Well, that and a glitz dress, a fall, learn how to do a beauty walk, learn a routine and ditch her mother.
Beth says they are going to stick with the smaller pageants and she didn’t find today fun. She says her daughter’s happiness comes first. Elesha cries as she says she just wants to go back home. To the hoard.
Ultimate Grand Supreme awards…4-8 beauty supreme…Ptynn. Oh that is BULLSHIT. B-man is very proud of herself her. Ptynn tells us she was a “perfect angel.” Only if it’s opposite day, You. Little. Monster.
Well, at least the skull and bones fits her personality.
Ultimate Grand Supreme…DAISY! Of course! Daisy said she’s been working really, really, really hard to win. Well, thank you for proving hard work sometimes pays off (sucking up usually balances out the other wins).
As it should be, but Tonya, don’t hide your light!
“Ptynn was taking my nerves to the extreme today,” B-man says. Just today? She tells us Ptynn was very happy winning the crown as we see B-man leading her while she is bawling her eyes out for probably no reason other than she can. “I don’t want to smile,” she cries. Then burn in hell you little brat.
Oh, here we go, the interview with the moms. April and B-man are on the outside and Clueless Beth is in the middle of them. April and B-man are talking back and forth about how they liked the pageant and Beth just looks lost – like I said before, it’s like she cannot comprehend people putting sentences together so quickly. April and B-man are just chatty cathies and Beth makes a face like she thinks she entered the Twilight Zone.
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