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So, guess who woke up on the wrong side of the bed today? PTYNN! Her hair in rollers, she’s already started screaming and what a way to start the morning. B-man says the day has been difficult because Ptynn is a huge bitch. Only she says it differently.
Going to makeup, she has to grab Ptynn by the wrist and drag her. I’m sure the makeup artist appreciates that. But B-man is convinced things are going to magically work when Ptynn is onstage.
Daisy, on the other hand, is the consummate professional. They try to act like they are running late, but you know, even if they were, she’s still going to kick ass. “It feels like it’s going to come natural to me,” Daisy says. It’s only natural if natural means you work your ass off to win, sister. Because you have.
Oh, Beth. She says Elesha isn’t nervous, she’s “ready to go.” Yeah, to the playground, maybe. Elesha says, “I’m neeeervous.” Enjoy your Pixie Stix!
The makeup/hair person asks about Elesha’s hairpiece and Beth says they are going to use just their natural hair. Beth interviews she hasn’t gotten to the point where she wants to buy a hairpiece. Well, I’m sure they can do something fab with the wispy hair your child does have.
“It feels…gummy,” the makeup person says, while combing Elesha’s hair. “Really gummy.” Maybe she used soap instead of shampoo on her hair? What am I saying, she probably didn’t even wash it. Except in the pool.
The makeup person interviews that she always sends a letter telling people step-by-step how to prepare their hair and clearly Beth didn’t read it.
Beth tries to save it by saying they were used to working with their regular person, then tells us she doesn’t like the way today’s lady worked. You mean with clean hair? Yes, she does sound like a tyrant. She tells the makeup woman, “We’re just REALLY trying to win this time.” I’m sure you can do that with no hairpiece, dirty hair, no routine, no true coaching and the wrong color dress. Shine on.
Damn! That pageant is PACKED! Pageant Emcee Todd Bailey (nepotism!) is ready to start swabbing the deck with pageant girls. First up is some girl whose favorite foods are lettuce and pickles. Just a head’s up you may not want to be sitting near her during the rest of the competition.