And to re-heat the hot mess, Beth tells Elesha to get back on stage! Get back onstage! GET BACK ONSTAAAAAGE! Elesha wobbles, gets back onstage, stands there, almost topples over and one of the judges interviews that it seemed like Elesha didn’t really know what was going on. Really? And I thought for sure feeding camels would have fixed that.
Zachary says, “Elesha, twirl,” and Beth tells him to shut up. Elesha almost topples again, then does what looks like she might think is a ballet move, then she goes to walk offstage, catches that she’s not on one of the tape lines, goes back to the tape line and follows it offstage. Beth “Woo-hoos.” Beth, do not woo at this.
Another judge interviews that Elesha needed “A LOT MORE GUIDANCE.” She continues that the dress was black – not glitz at all, neither was her hair, her makeup, or shoes… “or anything,” she finishes, kind of pity-laughing, like “can you believe this shit?”
Beth tells Elesha she looks beautiful. Beautiful enough to enjoy Pixie Stix?
Daisy is up next and she looks beautiful. I thought her eyes squinted a little too much and April mentions the same. I know there were some comments going back and forth on the stuff on the back of her dress…tentacles, seaweed, wings…but I thought it was a cute idea. The dress was killer, Daisy was spot-on, and if only Beth had stayed to watch she would have known why Elesha will be headed home early today.
Hand her the crown and hand me the nachos!
The offending wings that I thought were so cool!
Next up? Pirate Wear! Hope someone dresses like Keith Richards. Probably Beth.
Sneaking in a Benneton ad? Good one.
Elesha is getting ready as Beth tells us that she hopes Elesha has a good time with Pirate Wear. Good enough to be a nice memory when she’s being walked off the plank during crowning?
Beth tells us she found a fun song for Elesha a couple of days ago and they listened to it in the car a couple of times. That’s right. Elesha will be doing Pirate Wear without a routine to a song she just heard a few times in the car starting a couple of days ago. This family has pageant gold written ALL OVER IT.
Mad scientist or hair stylist? Why not both?
Then Beth says, “She does really good when she AB-libs,” and I’m thinking…I thought she said that word correctly when she said it earlier, but when you watch her mouth, she clearly says, “AB-libs.” I weep for America sometimes, then I just drink and forget why.
So I thought this was so funny. The pageant hotel seems pretty nice – I mean, we only get glimpses, but it seems like a really pretty hotel lobby, lots of shine, mirrors, plush furniture, etc. and Beth acts like a complete hillbilly in it!
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