The kids are running ahead of her and she’s screaming their names and telling them to stop, over and over and over again. Kids don’t listen and she looks like a classless hilljack. I bet the other mothers just laughed and laughed and laughed at her then had another chardonnay.
Anyway, they forgot Elesha’s number, which I don’t see the downside to, so they have to run back to their room and get it. But they lose Zachary and have to find him to go back to the room, and Elesha is already ahead of them going back to the room…then it seems like they lost her while Beth SCREAMS throughout the lobby for her…but she’s back at the room door, so crisis averted.
They find the number on the floor and Beth’s hotel room is beginning to look like her house. It’s like she’s Pig Pen or something, just a bunch of dust surrounding her as she walks.
Elesha gets onstage to start her “routine,” and we hear some kind of Irish/medieval music as Elesha starts jumping around like a dumbass and swinging her sword all over. And that’s all she does – back and forth, back and forth…seriously, if you didn’t know her, you’d think she was riding the short bus. Beth is moving her arms along with Elesha and you can tell she thinks Elesha is nailing it. Only to the cross, Beth.
Not quite as prepared as a frozen pizza.
“Elesha definitely was prepared,” Beth says. BETH! Are you watching the same pageant we are? Because your kids sucks it so bad it’s almost breathtaking!
Hellllllll….do you think she already uploaded the “dance” to YouTube?
Mr. Tonya says, “Outstanding, give it up for Elesha,” and I think we’ve all pretty much given it up ON Elesha.
Wild guess but I think their daddy is also their uncle and brother and maybe a goat.
One of the judges interviews that Elesha’s mother doesn’t know what she’s doing yet. “She just didn’t seem prepared.” Oops. Elesha interviews that her mom should have helped her more. How about she just helped you in the first place?
B-man is trying to convince us that her daughter likes pageants by saying that Ptynn is really excited about her Pirate Wear. Yeah, she’s mostly excited about not being spanked for her bad behavior that she can’t help but throw at us every time she’s on camera.
Ptynn is a parrot that comes out of a treasure chest. Did anyone else hope it would fall shut on her fingers when she was getting out? Or her head? Again, Ptynn didn’t seem prepared like I would have though a 4 year old would be and B-man is in the audience acting like a fool – these mothers really must get off on doing this – dancing around so Ptynn would follow. I think a new hobby should be in both of their futures.
Now shut the lid quickly and ship her to Siberia!
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