Jayla has been in pageants for almost 6 years and Andrea did it to make sure Jayla wasn’t shy. Money well spent if this is how she is on-camera. Poor Jayla totally clams up. “Jayla’s personality,” her mother says, “Mmmm…she’s Jayla.” Yeah, we get that, loud and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Does Mommy need to perform CPR?
Jayla interviews totally dead, “I have a good personality sometimes.” Pause. “Not everytime, though.” Sigh.
Does anyone have a stethoscope?
“I want to be Miss America when I grow up,” she says. “I have no idea what Miss America does.” She does Donald Trump.
Back with Ava, she’s running around as Men in Black and is dressed to the nines. She’s practicing and her brother Bubba (because what else would a southern boy be called?) is going to be a part of her routine.
It’s like Industrial Light and Magic did the special effects!
Bubba pops his head up from the sofa totally dressed like an alien, and the hilarious thing is it scares the living shit out of Ava! Man, that kid can climb a sofa in a fit of fear like no one else! Luckily, Bubba takes off the mask and all is well. Watching kids get scared is too much fun.
I wouldn’t hold her like that, I think she tinkled out of fear.
Back with Bitin’ Bella, she is at the orthodontist’s because her mother is a dental assistant who is going to clean Bella’s teeth. No wonder she’s obsessed with biting! Jesus, the kid is two, slap some sparkly toothpaste on a super-soft bristle brush and BRUSH HER TEETH. I doubt she really needs to have them professionally cleaned – and of course, it’s clear she hates it. So she makes her mother clean the bear’s teeth first. Too bad he doesn’t actually have any.
Is it safe???? I mean, she is a biter.
Juliet says Bella is going to grow up to be an orthodontist but dad says neurosurgeon. Then Juliet says she really wants Bella to be the first woman president and she was glad Hillary Clinton didn’t make it so Bella can. If we have to wait 33+ years for a woman president, and Bella is it, I will blow my head off.
Back in Lakeland, Jayla is going to Sassy Sisters studio to practice for the pageant. Jayla pretty much stands there and doesn’t answer her coach when she’s asked what she wants to do. Andrea says Jayla is a different person onstage. Here’s hoping, because she’s kind of a wet noodle right now, and not al dente.
So boring she put herself to sleep.
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