Bella’s dad is like, well, you didn’t answer my question about her being late and I have to agree with him here…just put her in line! What is that going to hurt? It’s not like this is the actual Miss America pageant or something. You are running a kiddie pageant in Darien, Georgia and your emcee is freakin’ Blake the wonder freshman. LET BELLA IN THE LINE!
Blake calls Bella and she doesn’t get onstage. Juliet is freaking out and if it had been me, I would have pushed that fat bitch pageant person out of the way and gotten onstage. Freaking troll! Then finally Bella gets onstage and all is well. Sort of.
WIPEOUT! Hope nobody saw that.
Bella is walking on the stage then totally wipes out. Luckily dad was holding her. Unfortunately, he starts holding her under her arms and it looks painful, so she doesn’t do all of her funny faces or moves and Juliet is sort of pissed.
This is NOT conducive to facials!
Judge Carlotta and her magic eyebrows say that will hurt them on their scores.
And if this isn’t southern, I don’t know what is.
Bella’s dad explains what happened and Juliet is like, well, we’re not doing this pageant again. Well, that will show ‘em!
Even better, Bella’s parents meet the coochwaffle backstage and he asks her again why, if there was plenty of time for them to get in line, why they couldn’t? So pageant cooch says lineup was at 11 o’clock then she storms off saying she’ll talk to Chasity and they can talk to her. Cooch says, “I’m not the one you approach like that.” Uh, they really didn’t do anything but ask for an explanation – they didn’t yell, they weren’t rude, they were just upset and wanted an answer. What. A. BITCH!
Why this country has issues…incompetent people in charge of stupid stuff.
So dad goes after her and starts arguing and cooch points her finger in his face and says, “You’d better cut this thing off!” She walks out of the room and dad follows saying she can’t talk to him like this and says he will stop this whole pageant. Uh, way to escalate to a solution you really don’t have the authority for. Then this stupid bitch says, “You can call my lawyer,” and even stupider dad says, “Do that, I’ve got a whole slew of lawyers.” Which is exactly what someone says right before they check the yellow pages for lawyers. What a bunch a maroooons.
Dad is pissed and says, “I can’t put my finger on it, but something stinks about this pageant.” The fact you are taking such a small regional pageant for your two year old so seriously? Can’t wait for you to get those SAT scores in.
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