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Also, I actually don’t think it was an issue with the pageant, it was really that unbendable bitch lining the kids up. Sometimes, people just have way too much power for the job they are given. This woman’s sense of importance is what stinks.
Crisis in Ava-land! The string to the dress is missing. How many times does this happen at these pageants? All the time! So they lace her up with a gym shoe lace and all is well. Ava is so cute.
Ava gets onstage and she does a perfect little walk in her perfect little dress and looks adorable. Judge Darrell from previous episodes seems to have gotten some control over his Orange Julius tan and he says Ava was “flawless.” Amen, church prayer group, amen.
Jayla tells us she has a good chance to win because she’s been practicing her facials. So she gets onstage and does a great job! There’s her personality! Her eyes are a little buggish and she blinks too much, but then she does a cute wink and she has a ton of energy! She must have been conserving her energy in the beginning of the episode and one of the judges calls her “stunning.” Who knew?
Out of This World Wear is next and folks, there are a lot of tub-o-chubs in this competition. Childhood diabetes ignores no one!
So for some reason, we see Jayla’s age group first, and when Jayla gets onstage, she’s wearing her sailor suit costume. How is that intergalactic and Out of This World?
But that becomes the least of our worries because Jayla freezes and freaks out…and the face she was told to not show, she shows in HD!
She panics, runs off the stage and Andrea yells, “She’s gotta go to the bathroom, really bad! Is there one back here?”
Andrea interviews that nothing like that ever happened before…although it does explain why Jayla got so fidgety before the competition!
While in the bathroom, we hear Andrea telling Jayla that to win the grand supreme, she should get back on the stage and act like nothing happened. Yeah, because no one will remember your mother screaming for a bathroom as you ran offstage doing a pee-pee dance.
Now, I’m not sure if Jayla got back up there immediately or if someone else went ahead of her, but Jayla gets onstage and kicks ass! She had a ton of energy and a great routine although again, I still don’t get her Out of This World outfit. Are sailors out of this world? Maybe I just answered my own question! Judge Carlotta was impressed and Jayla coming back onstage after what happened “played into” the judges scoring.