Juliet says she doesn’t want to look like a crazy bitch pageant mom (then you shouldn’t have agreed to be on the show, dumbass!) but she wants to know the scores. Well, that’s fair.
And then it happens. Blake announces that people can pick up the score sheets after the pageant. At midnight. “So…have fun with that,” he jokes. Oh come on! How are the score sheets not available until then? Or how about just emailing them later? Jesus.
God I want to smack the smug off his face.
Bella’s dad is pissed and Juliet says it is “fishy.” They don’t think they will ever see their scores, so he says it wasn’t a fair pageant. I love how when your kid loses, it wasn’t fair but if your kid wins it was the best pageant ever. I fear for the kids being brought up this way, but I guess we do need a generation of fast-food button pushers with high self-esteem.
Bella and family decide to leave and Juliet says that even though the judges didn’t see it, Bella was the best in her division. That’s probably why she came in second runner up. Juliet says it was one of the worst pageants they’ve ever done. Okay then buh-bye.
Next up, Ava’s division. Ashley says there are lots of beautiful little girls so she doesn’t know what is going to happen. What a nice lady. Bet she makes killer casseroles.
Blink and you miss it…Honey Boo-Boo, and she’s barefoot to boot.
Queen…not Ava! So she pulls for a higher title. Yay! Unfortunately, Ava freaks because she thinks she lost so Ashley has to calm her down and explain it to her. Poor kid is bawling her eyes out.
Now is Jayla’s group and there are three girls in this group. Oh come on. Queen is…not Jayla! So she pulls for a higher title too!
So…supreme titles now. Mini Supreme is…not our girls! Grand Supreme for 3-5, Ava! Yay! That is excellent! She really earned it.
As it should be!
Grand Supreme 6-9, Jayla! Yay! So they both grand supremed! Very exciting for both of them. The Ultimate Mega Grand Supreme is some girl named Salee. That’s a tragic name.
We’re back to this, are we?
Ava thanks all the judges and is just so cute! This is how karma works, people. And Jayla seems to have found her personality and Andrea is thrilled and so proud. It’s really nice.
Thoughts on the episode? What else do you wish they’d show? Hey – you never know who’s reading…of pageant directors are reading the recaps and comments, maybe folks over at T&T are too. I know what I’d like to see…cagematches!
God, I need a nap before this kid makes me suicidal. And she needs a difibrillator.
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