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Crowning! Jesus, couldn’t Pageant Director Linda pull herself together for this? She looks like she’s cleaning her basement.
In a weird twist, they are giving out “Future Princess” titles which means you could have pulled for a higher title. That seems odd since princess is usually a bad title.
First up is Emma’s group…does she pull for a Future Princess? She does! Awww. “That means she either didn’t place at all or she gets a higher title,” Hope tells us. Yeah, so that’s sort of confusing.
McKenzie’s group is next…Future Princess…McKenzie! She goes back to sit with her mother and asks, “Did I win?” and Michelle says, “I don’t know, probably so, maybe, we hope.” Way to be definitive.
Liz’s group if next…Future Princess…Liz! So she may or may not get supreme with extra cheese.
So supreme titles…First crown is the 0-3 Mini-Supreme…Emma! “All the hard work paid off,” Hope says, adding she thinks it was the Marilyn outfit that pushed them over the top. That and the fact that other girls had even WORSE eye contact with Judge Pam.
The 4-7 Mini-Supreme goes to…Liz! Jennifer is thrilled but Liz, not so much. She storms back to her seat with a pout on her face, and as she sits down she yells so everyone can hear her, “I ALWAYS GET THAT!” as she throws her sash on the floor and shoves the crown into her dad’s hands.
So her dad grabs her and puts her on his lap, putting the crown on her head as she cries that she doesn’t want this anymore. Now I would have taken this little brat outside and given her what-for for acting like that. What a sore loser! You don’t want that title anymore? Guess what? You aren’t getting it because we’re done doing pageants. How’s that for you, little staaaar?
“That’s normal for Liz to act like that when she doesn’t get what she wants,” Jennifer says. Again, if there were only some way for Jennifer to adjust Liz’s attitude. But since she won’t/can’t, I want to wish Liz the best luck in the world when she starts her first job. If she ever gets one.
Finally for us, the 4-7 Grand Supreme…McKenzie! What?!?!?! She was so gross. Michelle says she’s glad about the title, “But we were hoping for more.” OMG, I will buy you extra cheese at the grocery store, shut up.
Michelle if flummoxed by their less than ultimate grand supreme win. “That’s what we do, we win pageants,” she says. Yeah, you also both have really ugly duck faces that scare the shit out of people.
Liz is still throwing a fit and FINALLY her father says she needs to knock that shit off or she’s not doing pageants anymore. Jennifer nods. He reminds her that is what he told her going into these and Jennifer says, “I understand.” Yeah, I understand you are a doormat – to your kid and your husband (although he is totally correct, but the fact you are acting like a kid getting yelled at really rubs me the wrong way…).
So, this episode adds the bolt to the f#cknut that is Hope during her interview where she says, “I think in pageantry, it’s all about making a name for yourself. I think people might know who Emma is now. Maybe this is the beginning of her stardom.” Where is Judge Pam when you need points taken off, these points for “Stupidity beyond all belief.” What is it with these moms and stardom for their kids? It’s like Kris Jenner has become the new aspirational mother.