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Toddlers & Tiaras: DCFS, Where ARE you?
Toddlers and Tiaras
Sunday, December 23, 2012
3:39 pm
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Oh brother, one of the judges has a pork pie hat. Nerd or douche? Hard to say.
Are you auditioning for a John Hughes film? Because I have some bad news for you…
Snausage is thrilled that dad is there with her and he is super loving and super-supportive, it is so cute. He says he loves pageants and spends a lot of time just showing his kid love. Other than the impending diabetes, they are a very loving family.
Those are some huge salamis you’ve got there, Snausage!
Snausage gets onstage and she’s okay…her makeup isn’t strong enough (because they just couldn’t put any on her) but she does her kissy fingers. The emcee says that Snausage’s favorite food is pink cupcakes (natch) and her goal is to learn to tie a bow on her shoes. Yeah, good luck reaching your feet!
Why are you punching yourself? No worries, lots of padding will save your face.
Judge Pork Pie Blake says she had sass and attitude, but she lacked some confidence. He’s sure that will come with time. Hey! Save your positive attitude for another website, Porky.
Mackenzie is up next and interviews in a whispering voice, “I got this…I got this…I got this…” so she gets onstage and oops…she’s a little bouncy, she’s leaning too far back and it’s not as smooth as you would have thought. She looks beautiful but it’s too bouncy. Judge Porky says she seems to have a little bit of a nervous twitch but was otherwise good.
I would say great, but that’s just me.
Here comes Coach Cooch and her demon seed, who says she doesn’t have any competitors. Faithlyn’s entourage is mostly Coochie’s I’m guessing, and those guys in the tight wife-beater shirts look very odd. I mean, t-shirts would have looked a little less skeevy.
There is nothing a bunch of losers won’t do to be on reality TV.
Coochie jams the flipper into Faithlyn’s mouth so they had to take it out. Sweet, merciful crap! What will they do!
Faithlyn gets onstage and does a pretty good job but Coach Coochie says she was pissed they kept calling her “Faith-Lynn” – “That’s ugly,” she says. So are you. Also, is “Faithlyn” really any better? That is like one of those stupid-ass names where you can’t make up your mind so you just add “lyn” to the end. Sooo much better. I mean, look at how many CEOs are named Faithlyn. Tons.
Smiling? Crying? Smelling a fart? Who the hell is your coach, she sucks if this is your beauty face!
“You were the shit,” Coochie says to Faithlyn. Klassy to the third power!
Or maybe it’s just Cooch we smell?
And how!
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“Stunning is one word to describe her, but less in a good way and more in a
horrifically obese child on Rikki Lake kind of way.” Or “Sabrina uses the hotel forklift to get Snausage out of the car”… Not sure which one made me laugh harder!! You are so bad, you are GREAT!! Loved the recap!
Ha, Coach Cooch! Perfect moniker.
I wanted to smack that stupid little smirk off Faithlyn’s face. YOU LOOK UGLY WHEN YOU SMILE KID. She looked like she was in pain or something, what the hell was that? I’m surprised that the judges didn’t comment, that was the worst beauty face I’ve ever seen. I feel sorry for her, she’s such a little bitch but she’s that way because of the horrendous example that Cooch is setting for her.
Roald Dahl was a psychic genius. Seriously. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was written in 1964, but the kids of the world (well, North America mostly) have turned into the brats in that book: Augustus Gloop, the obese glutton, Mike Teavee, the kid who watches way too much television, Violet Beauregard, hyper-competitive and greedy and Veruca Salt, the snot-nosed spoiled brat. Snausage is Augustus and Mike, Faithlyn is Violet and Veruca. Too bad the pageant director didn’t have a garbage chute to chuck Faithlyn and Cooch in. It was a very effective way of dealing with her in the book.
Also, who is Cooch to sit there and judge other people on their looks? Bitch, please, you have a horse face complete with Chiclet-sized chompers and your eyebrows are a hot mess. Not to mention her disgusting attitude. I would rather be a nice person who weighs 300 lbs than be a skinny cunt like her.
LOVED Mackenzie, she was a sweetheart who took the loss very well. I thought the segment at her school was really weird, but I was willing to let it slide because she and her family made up for it. She seems to me like just a normal, bubbly, confident child who genuinely likes doing pageants. Hopefully as she grows she can stay confident and not venture over to the cocky side of things.
Poor little Selena. I feel so terrible for her. Her parents clearly love her, BUT YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. They are in serious denial, I hope they take Selena to a doctor who will give them a nice big bite of a reality sandwich. Wean her off the sugar, limit her tv intake and for goodness’ sake, let her go outside! I’m extremely fair and I burn very easily, but my mother never kept me inside because of that. She just slathered on the sunscreen and made me wear a hat – easy peasy. There is still time for her to get healthy. Believe me, you do not want to be fat in school. I was overweight in high school and the kids at my school let me know it. I did that to myself, so I have no one to blame but me, but kids learn from their parents. If all she eats is candy and junk food, she’s never going to learn how to eat properly. They are doing her absolutely no favors. And mom is delusional if she thinks that Selena is going to win anything if she keeps going the way she is. There is nothing wrong with being plus-size IF you are healthy. Some people are just going to be curvy, that’s how it goes. BUT being obese and being curvy are miles apart. Selena is headed on the morbidly obese track, I’m afraid, and I am very sorry for her.
Great recap, as usual! Merry Christmas to you!
Commented before I finished the recap… This has got to be the funniest one I have read. My dear hubby was in the other room and came in to see what I kept laughing out loud about! Loved it! Hope you have a great holiday season Crabby!
Merry Christmas DC! I was so happy to see the recap up because I’ll be too busy the next 2 days with Santa and all that…
Anyway, I had dvr’d the episode in case I fell asleep- which I did, and man, Coach Cooch is such an ASSHOLE! Who swears like that in front of a little kid? What a frigging loser she is. She dresses Faith Lynn (Take that Coochie)? Then take that f-ing huge bow out of her hair and stick it up your nasty ass. If I was that makeup person I would have flattened her. MacKenzie was adorable and got ripped off , just getting Queen. She should have won just because she’s a good kid. As for the sausage with legs, I’m still shaking my head. Love is blind, that’s all I can say. Fatties don’t win pageants Mamma, sorry. I’m still traumatized by her body in a leotard!
Anywhoo, great recap as always, DC, you are truly my favorite! I hope Mr. Crabby and Santa bring you lots of snauseges!! Marry Merry!
Merry Snarky Christmas dearC and all the ‘Gasm. Hubbycat found me asleep clutching the clicker halfway through the program. Sad to say he didn’t wake me to see Cooch lose her ass via her protege.
You said it all. I could in no way improve on your astute observations.
I can only hope that coach Cooch writes in to give her ($/(:&/;( side. Unfortunately crayon doesn’t work on the ‘net.
Honestly, I didn’t think she was that fat. I thought she was a pretty girl. I’m all for snark against the FaithLyn-esque children, but I’m hesitant about mocking a young child for her weight.
An – She isn’t obese yet, I don’t think, but she’s certainly beyond the normal chubbiness of her age group. I don’t like mocking children about their weight either because so often it is not their fault, it is the parents who feed them junk food and who enable the couch potato behavior.
@snowshoecat, I have to agree with you. You just know that Coochie is going to google her name to find out what has been said. What kind of parent would allow her to be near their child after this airs and they see what she is really like.
As for poor chub, I feel so sorry for her. She is in for a lifetime of hell and health problems.
Is it just me or did anyone else find it strange that a 6 year old is still in preschool? I thought that was a tad odd! I thought Sabrina was cute, but way too fat for her age. I am not saying this to be mean but that poor kid needs to lose weight. It’s not her fault. She can’t cook her own food. That is her parents fault. And the fact that they won’t let her outside bothered me!
As for Faithlynn? Where the hell are her parents? We usually see at least Mom or sometimes just dad. But we saw neither and i found that highly unusual.
Someone should tell Snausages mother that if your circumference exceeds your height that fat is an acceptable adjective.
I can guarantee you that she is not only clinically obese, even at three, but is probably under the morbidly obese category. As in, you are going to drop dead in a few years if you don’t change your ways fast! A three year old heart is not equipped to deal with such a strain as all that extra weight is putting on it. Her blood pressure is probably through the roof, with bacon as her favorite food her cholesterol is probably already ready for some Lipitor, and her pancreas/endocrine system is probably being killed quickly with each additional tootsie roll she shoves in that snausage mouth. I am in health care and I see what obesity does to adults. Makes you never want to eat again. Having it forced upon a child by crappy parenting is abuse.
On that note, happy holidays everyone!
Dear Crabby, I too believe you are the best recapper out there!
@Tapnfeet99 – I totally agree about it being abuse. Parents need to get EDUCATED. You wouldn’t let your child smoke cigarettes because you know it may eventually kill them, so why are you allowing them to stuff their face with McDonald’s every day?
My mom works in health promotion, her job is to try to make the food in school cafeterias healthier, to ensure that the kids get as much physical activity at school as possible etc. I think seeing how badly some schools need reform just breaks her heart sometimes.
Parents that don’t let their kids play outside are the devil. And I know a lot of what are normally considered excellent parents who never take their kids outside unless it is through a parking lot. Shameful.
Nikki was an absolute mess, she acted like a middle school brat. Her surprised looking eyebrows were the worst. When her face moved I kept looking to see if her eyebrows would reach her hairline. Where are Faithlyn’s parents they are basically leaving her in the care of another child. Nikki’s attitude rubbed off on Faithlyn and that girl is going to get beat up on the school playground if she keeps acting like she owns everything.
What a terrible show! I think Nikki is a true bitch and so feel sorry for this child she is raising or taking care of. Still trying to figure out where in the world are this kids parents.
As far as the whale kid.. really need to go on a diet. She is going to have major issues if she is not careful. I call that Neglect! Pathetic!!
Always thankful for the full recap!
I’m wondering if the blonde who was sitting with Cooch at the crowning was her mom? They sorta resembled and she seemed very proud of her always winning Most Beautiful. Just a thought?
I only caught the last half of this ridiculousness. But it was enough to see what an utter cunt Coach Cooch is. I didn’t realize she wasn’t the little girl’s mother. I don’t like to knock little kids but you’ve forced me. News flash lady: the girl’s not that pretty! She’s actually kinda funny looking so take that and stick it up your cooch and vibrate. And, what was with her left eye? It looked like her eyelash glue was malfunctioning. Faith Lynn’s on another one that airs at 11 on Weds night. I may have to watch just to see if Coach Mega Cunt is on that one too. I don’t think it’s a repeat. It’s got Jersie, Ashley and Gracie in Kentucky. There can’t be another kids name Faithlynn.
And, Selena, hmmmm. I was a fat kid and I’m dealing with weight issues now. I would definitely not want to set my kid up to go down that road. Although, her parents definitely seemed loving and encouraging they aren’t doing her any favors. They all need some health and nutrition education.
That’s one of the things I don’t like about these pageants when they give a sash or a prize to everyone. It’s kind of an affirmation that being a brat or a poor sport is OK or they condescend to an unattractive or fat child if ‘beauty’ is truly the objective. Not that unattractive or fat children aren’t worthy of love and attention. But, giving them false hope at a ‘beauty’ pageant isn’t the place. Find their niche. Maybe it’s crafting or a science fair. Parent’s would be better off to help build their children’s self-esteem then to try to fulfill their misplaced dreams.
I think the blonde was Faithlynn’s mom. Anyone CSI-ing to find Cooch’s facebook? Or possibly Faithlynn’s, to see who she has listed as her mom?
I almost wish Cooch would find us so we can get some illiterate entertainment up in here. =P
I know we always say these bratty pageant kids will end up working the pole. Or on a street corner. But with that attitude and name, I see Faithlyn as a Walmart cashier more than I do a stripper or hooker. Who after will go home to her trailer full of angry cats who pee in her shoes. She’ll get drunk and tell her cats about the days she use to be a pageant princess. And reminiscence about her old coach Nikki who was smothered to death, when a fat pageant mom fell on top of her.
I think the little chubby girl reminded me of Gabby’s littlest daughter on “Desperate Housewives”. Remember? She was the cute but very fat child? Yeah. That is all.
April, I thought the exact same thing! Celia, I think her name was.
yeah Celia. She does look like a younger version of her.
Here’s Cooch’s twitter: http://twitter.com/AyyeNikki
There’s a photo of one of her pageant girls playing beer pong, with a caption explaining how they’re dominating the game (KLASSY), but mostly she rambles on about the editing of the show and how stupid ass people keep guessing who faithlyn’s mother is and they’re wrong.
I hated the way Nikki constantly cussed around the kids, but apparently she pays for the costs for her to compete? How the hell does that work?
The the probability of another FaithLynn, Faith Lynn, Fathlynn is pretty good. And If I was a betting gal I would go all in. The most off the wall name I ever heard was Delerious. I truly wouldn’t bet on that name to catch on. Or be repeated, hopefully.
“They all need some health and nutrition education.”
Then they are in luck! Mickey D’s has pamphlets now that show all the important nutrition information. I know this is true because I have seen them on the counter when I go in to get my Big Mac with extra pickles and fries that arent too crispy.
I don’t think that there is anything wrong with telling a child she is beautiful even if she looks like a beast on the outside. Because being poised, friendly, gentle and kind are attributes that make someone truly beautiful. But they are instead focusing on beauty and giving them false hope, I agree.
Lots of gals in the 70′s-80′ entered Mis USA pagents to earn scholarships. The ones that won Miss Congeniality’ usually werent the prettiest; but they ended up as Newscaster/journalist because they were poised and friendly
The pretty ones went on to become some Govenors wife or some such thing with a room dedicated to all her sashes and trophys from the old days..
I am so glad that you mentioned misplaced dreams..OMG! Did you see that woman on stage with the gold..pant things, on? Did she think she was on stage with ReMotely Cruel? Does she realise that nobody will even take a gander at her poor sweet child because they are distracted by the train wreck called Mom and are hoping she will just go ahead and do the rock and roll horn hand sign so they can get her off stage?
Oh shit. According to her Twitter it looks like Coochie Coach will be on T&T again next episode. This bitch is a raging cunt. Normally I would not use such derogatory words to describe another person but I will make a special exception for Coochie Coach.
Some little teenybopper tweeted Nikki and said : im actually really happy faithlyn didn’t win grand supreme because she is stuck up & annoying. Nikki responded with: she won most beautiful and best beauty routine u little bitch . Wow calling some teenybopper a little bitch is very klassy!
just looked at Nikki’s twitter…sheesh. Now I will admit that I’m the queen of cussing esp when sitting around having beers with my friends, but never on social networking sites. I AM aware that children are looking!!
Ew, guess I’ll skip the next episode and only read the recap. Those people are not entertaining at all.
Nikki’s facebook is under Nikki Santiago-Williams.
HAHAHAHAH I love how much time y’all have to sit here and write bs lies about me. None of you know me from Adam. And obviously love to hate me enough to clearl spend Christmas talking about me! pitiful!
Is it just me, or does anyone else think Faith LYNN resembles Squidward in that pic on page nine of the recap??
K. I just learned something tonight from VH1…. Justin Timberlake did pageants when he was little. Look at him now.. So I guess their might be hope for some of the ” my kid is going to be a star”…
Ah hell who am I kidding…..
Werent the girls kind of old to be in Daycare?? I was very disturbed by the outfit. And Cooch….what a nasty ugly person
Nikki,
Don’t pat yourself on the back too hard. You are the only one “sitting here” talking about you and HAHAHA’ing. Most of the responses you have recieved are from mobile devices from people stuck in an airport or traffic and are sharing your stupidity with others as a means to make time go by quickly. No Love, no Hate, just using you as a means to an end.
PS I know Adam from you.
oh I hope that was really her all misspelled stuff and all…and look how’s looking at TVGasm on Christmas..lol
You’re right, Nikki, I don’t know you from Adam. I know you from Toddlers and Tiaras. I don’t even think Adam knows you, but I’m pretty sure if he did he would think you had a pretty rotten bitchy attitude, too.
I’m sure there is a lot of stuff they didn’t show, but you really shouldn’t blame the editing – the editing didn’t make all those cuss words magically appear. The editing didn’t turn class into klass. That was all you, babycakes, so don’t be upset that they only showed the worst side of you, though I have a feeling there wasn’t a lot of positive material left on the cutting room floor.
Ooooh…it really is Christmas at the Gasm! Hey Nikki! *waving enthusiastically*
Dear Nikki;
Please teach the twat you’re pseudo-raising to smile in a manner that doesn’t suggest she’s trying awfully hard to shit herself.
Sincerely,
Whatwhat
Mackenzie was too cute for words and if she works on some of the nervous blinking and bouncing she will own those other girls lol. Ahh the coach. Well my son cusses as much as she did on the episode. He’s 14 lol. Even he said he sounded like some of the annoying girls in his class. And foul mouthed cheer coaches like her are the reason my daughter takes tumblingband ballet.
Which Adam are you talking about Nikki? I know an Adam he was with this chick named Eve. But they broke up after she gave him this random apple. I am not 100% sure of how the story went but I do know that he was like super pissed at her about taking to some snake. He had a weird name like Beelzebub?
@Nikki
*waves*
So crayon does work with the ‘net.
Who knew?
Please be a good girl and stay away from children.
Nikki,
Not all of us celebrate Christmas. Although I sincerely hope your bratty pageant spawn Faith LYNN got loads of coal! I have not written a single lie about you. The fact is that you come off as a complete raging cunt. You are ugly on the outside and on the inside.
The cover photo on Nikki’s cover page says: “Be Fabulous. Be Bitchy. Be Glamorous.” Am I surprised? Hell no! Anyone else surprised? Doubt it muchly… Sad, so very, very sad.
Talk all you want but whether you’re watching to talk shit, or to support-YOU’RE STILL WATCHING ME!!! And no faithlyn didn’t get any coal for Christmas but she did get everything she wanted and then some. I may curse often, that’s no lie-but not nearly as much as they made it seem. They filmed me for four full days and crammed it into an hour show which was with two other families. If the worst you can say is I’m ugly and have a potty mouth-I’m ok with that. I know I’m a good person, and adore all my pageant girls. I worked 3 jobs to pay for all faithlyns expenses and spent 20 grand on just pageants for her in less than a year. Did her hair and makeup look like shit on the show? Absolutely. But I had never used those ladies before and didn’t know that it would look like that. As for all the shit talking about her name, I don’t care really. The camera crew asked me what I thought about them not saying her name right (obviously for reactions like yalls) and I told them how I felt, which they obviously showed. And for all of you stalking my fb and twitter talking trash, you’ve hit an all time low. You think so low of me, yet still want to know my life story. WOW
Nikki – OF COURSE they are talking about you. That’s what this board is all about: talking about Toddlers and Tiaras and the people who have appeared on it. Do you really think a group of random people woke up one day and suddenly decided to start talking about you? You give yourself too much credit. You are today’s idiot and fodder for fun, nothing more and nothing less. By the time the next episode finishes there will another idiot to take your place in the spotlight.
So Faith LYNN got everything she want and then some? That just proves she is an ugly rotten spoiled brat. By watching T&T that you don’t have to be beautiful to win a beauty award at a pageant. I blame you for ruining her. That kid is not that pretty. You are mean, nasty wench with the attitude of a grinch who curses in front of young children. I am sorry to tell you but you are not a good person. You are a total bitch and I wanted to punch your nasty ass face every time you spoke. Your personality makes you ugly.
Nikki a couple of questions…
How did you find the Gasm?
How many degrees do you have?
Do you like Wal-Mart and Little Debbies?
What percentage of the people that disagree with you are just fat jealous bitches?
Do you think that if you took a fourth job and paid out 25k Faithl’nne might have won?
Do you think you let Phaithlyn down by not getting that 4th job?
What’s your favorite swear word?
You can call her a spoiled brat all you want. But for a kid who has a p.o.s dad and a million sisters. She deserves to have a damn good childhood. I worked my ass off to take her to Disney for her birthday last year. I didn’t “ruin” her. She gets all A’s in school and goes to a trade school for dance and the advanced kids. You have no clue what you’re talking about. And as for me, I graduated high school a year early with honors. The hair and makeup scene on the show was edited. I am not rude like that I was telling the lady a story about a past makeup lady who was rude and they made it look like I said that to her. I didn’t. And I have proof of that. So think that you please, but I don’t care and its not true. I coach a bunch of girls and all their parents know I love all my girls and treat them all awesome.
I am one of those mom’s that know about your “coaching”. You are EXACTLY as T&T portrayed on the show, if not even more evil. That is why I wouuld never let you near my daughter. Trust me, people that know you are saying worse things about you then these internet people that don’t know you.
FaithLYNN has the same nasty ass attitude as you. So yes you did ruin her. I would smack my kid if she had a snotty attitude like FaithLYNN. Wow you graduated high school early and you became a cheer coach? I went to graduate school and am actually doing something with my life that requires an education. You don’t need to be educated to dress nasty, ugly little brats up like hookers and then parade them around some crappy hotel conference room like they are trained poodles.
@Nikki, you said “I worked 3 jobs to pay for all faithlyns expenses and spent 20 grand on just pageants for her in less than a year.”
And in that time how much did you put away for her college education? I would assume like 50K right?
Classy..there you go acting the voice of reason again.
No money needs to go into a collge fund when Fathe-lin will be discovered as a STAHRR.
Well Sheesh if she’s as smart as she says she is she also has 8 months worth of monthly income set aside in case she loses one of the three jobs that she has.
She graduated with early WITH HONORS…from high school no less so she has to be wicked smaht, and is therefore probably setting aside a great deal of money from each of her checks so that she doesn’t have to work until she’s 65 like the rest of us.
Come in now Classy. If she was that smart she wouldn’t say she didn’t care what think in once sentence. And then in next get all defensive and blame editing. Especially since blaming editing is such a cliche.
*on
I now believe in Santa. Oh thank you Mr. Claus for bringing Coochie Coach to TVgasm!!!
Well if all of those parents love her (even the p.o.s. dads with a million dughters) I’m sure one of her jobs is recession proof.
Wait…doesn’t a pagaent coach get paid dollahs (make me holla) instead of shelling out for a kid that’s not theirs?
Bigger question…is she taking that 20k as a tax deduction under charitable contributions?
No I don’t take it as a tax deduction. I did it out of kindness,and yes all of my other girls parents pay me for coaching. I only paid for faithlyn to give her an opportunity she wished for that she would never get from her parents. As for college, that’s what grandparents will be paying for as well as faithlyn working to get a scholarship from cheering. Either way, it’s nobody’s business. She may not even want to go to college when she’s older she just turned 10 for Pete’s sake. And if calling us names makes any of you feel better about yourself, so be it. But I know I’m not “cooch” as do all of the moms of the girls I coach so by all means. Keep talking I’m flattered you all have so much time on your plate to worry about my life and talk shit about me. Whether you’re talking good or bad, I’m still the center of your tv and talk!
Butttttttttttt don’t you think that the money if invested in a college fund or somewhere were it could gain interest would be more beneficial than a pageant? Like maybe find a pageant that only cost say 5K and then invest the rest?
I’m just really confused on why in FUCK would one work three jobs to spend 20K on another child’s pageant when they could invest that money in so many other things for the child. Like therapy since she has a POS father?!!?!?
But if you are still doing things out of kindness I start grad school in the fall and if possible I would like 20K also because this is an opportunity that I’ve wished for that I would never get from my parents.
Thanks!
She may have a POS father but she also has a POS pageant coach!
“But I know I’m not “cooch” as do all of the moms of the girls I coach so by all means.”
What school thinks this is honors writing?
I feel sorry for Faithlyn
Oh Sheesh and Classy, you crack me up.
Are we playing Compare the Degrees again? Isn’t there a ‘Gasm historian that keeps track of all of that for us so when Pageant Moms/Coochie Coaches come in here flaunting their \degrees\, the historian can just post the complete list for all of us?
If you count HS diplomas as a degree (which I really don’t, but PM/CCs have to because for a lot of them that’s all they have…), I have 3.
Oh and Nikki, don’t speak for me… a mom that DOES know you and knows how you really are with the girls. They were kind to you on T&T. You are all that horrible plus. That is why people that know you talk bad about you as well. Not just people that saw slices of your terrible persona on tv.
I didn’t say anything about a degree. But obviously none of you have any clue about pageants. Not just one pageant was 20k. The traveling, hair and makeup, dresses, outfits, hair pieces, flipper, accessories, etc added up to be! And why didn’t I spend it on other things? Well, because GUESS WHAT! It’s my money and ill spend it on WHATEVER I want!$ that’s exactly why! Now that that’s cleared up let me call my lawyer for defamation of character on your immature, false facts stating, pointless page!
Had to jump in since my captcha is fishy smell…seemed appropriate here. So let me get this straight… worked 3 jobs, paying over 20K for someone else’s child out of the goodness of something she has,of course the utter bitchiness was totally edited! She claims we all have nothing better to do with our time than to talk about her YET she seems to be here and comment as much if not more than anyone else. Yep that seems so much like not caring at all what we think. I’m gonna go grab a couple of Little Debs and think about why I didn’t graduate WITH HONORS early from high school.
You are threatening to sue us hahahahah. Watching T&T has made me a pageant expert! They are a giant waste of money. If you have such an issue with people making negative comments about you then don’t go on TV and act like a raging cunt. It is your own fault.
Can someone please contact Candass for the interwebs secret FBI Departmentof Harassment and Lies for the Protection from the Fat, Unedumacted, Lazy Child Grabbers for her? At least we can do that much.
I didn’t act like a raging anything. I was filmed for four days and they picked the phrases as scenes they wanted to show and pieced it all together. I’m the coach, not there to be sugar coating things. I’m there to push my girls to be the best they can be. And im sorry but watching t&t BY FAR doesn’t make you a pageant expert. That has got to be a joke. However, it does make you ignorant to the facts of pageants.
Everyone,
I can understand how Nikki may have come off a bit crass. Please understand, while she is driven and very forward about what she wants, she really is a great person with a heart of gold. I know her parents, I know her well. She uses her own resources for her pageant girls which is more than most coaches would do. As for Faithlyn, she is NOT the rude spoiled kid you all have ASSumed she is (see how I did that there?) She’s actually quite the oposite. I have known her since she was 4. She cheered with my daughter and was like a little sister to her. She does have a lot of siblings and often times goes unnoticed and underappreciated. If she does get spoiled, it’s because she deserves it. I cuss, I cuss a lot. And I do it around my children. My children are also taught not to use foul language and NEVER EVER disrespect another person using foul language. They are honor roll students, they volunteer and they are 100% respectful to every adult they encounter. Nikki DOES NOT cuss like a saylor. That’s for darned sure. She has babysat my children and they LOVE her. She has done countless other selfless acts which I will not divulge on this site. That is her private matter if she so chooses to discuss it. Reality shows are made to start discussions, drama and entertainment. Which this show has obviously done. They take such an exciting moment/experience in a child’s/coaches/parent’s life and twist it and turn it until they complete trash someone to oblivion in hopes to stir up crap. Congratulations! You are all pawns in their game. So, while you are all talking shit about Nikki and Faithlyn, we are all laughing at the show because we actually know the true people. I am proud of Faithlyn’s accomplishments and Nikki’s as well. Nikki is not afraid to be herself. It’s just sad that the production crew had to create a different Nikki, and Faith for that matter just for ratings.
Of course I’m a pageant expert, you don’t see me laying out 20 G’s to not win Grand Supreme.
You still haven’t told me what your favorite swear word is.
Nikki, education and relationships and paying for other kids, etc. aside, they didn’t ‘edit’ in the profanity you used.
That is completely inappropriate around a child of her age.
Howdy, Gasmii! I’m a long time reader, first time poster. I love all you guys and your comments, which keep my brain sane at work!
I just wanted to say how much it’s made my Christmas that Miss Nikki came to post here. And no, I don’t know her from Adam. But oh my god, I love the Delusiona. It’s awesome and has made my day
More please, bring it on.
Good wishes Gasmii, have a beautiful holiday week!!
I am a pageant expert. Pageants are a complete waste of money. You go around spending your life savings dressing up your fugly spawn up like a cheap hooker and then parade her like a poodle in front of some judges. Why you would waste that kind of money to have some idiots tell your ugly ass kid that they are beautiful is beyond me. You cursed like a sailor and are a raging bitch. You chose to go on TV and use that language. It is your own damn fault. God help us all if you are training Faith LYNNE to be a mini you. The world doesn’t need any more ugly, fake, arrogant, over-tanned and stupid (yes even though you graduated high school with honors you are still stupid!) bitches like yourself. I hope you get socked in the face by some morbidly obese pageant mom.
You guys give Nikki some credit, at least she was able to pass the captcha trap! Small honor, but still..
=:3 bunny face!!
Mine was “smell that”!! Had to use it !
Wow, I didn’t know “trade schools” taught dance classes. Is that where the strippers, er, dancers go to learn their moves? Are there advanced class on booty shaking and pole climbing/hanging on? Can one get a masters degree and move up to headliner?? I NEED TA KNOW!!!
So Nikki is threatening to send her “lawyers”…perhaps one of those guys standing beside her in the wifebeater t-shirt is the lawyer she is referring to! ? I love how she claims she graduated early (with honours) yet can hardly string together a grammatically correct sentence.
Nikki, you can say all you want but you’re forgetting some of your uglier phrases (ex: “the crown looks better on you than it did on that other brat”). These are the type of things that cannot be edited out and only show your lack of maturity and class. It’s very kind of you to take a little girl under your wing if her home life is not good, but you have to remember that in doing so you are a role model to her and should conduct yourself appropriately.
Is it considered defamation of character to call Faithlyn’s dad a piece of shit? I’m just curious.
love, J-Mo
Yes, in va there are certain trade schools offered. Faithlyn auditioned for dance and was accepted so certain days of the week her public school brings her to the trade school. You can say pageants are a waste of money, that’s your opinion. There are still people spending thousands on them so they must not be that bad! And yes, I may curse but that’s my choice. It doesn’t make me a bad person or define me.
I thought Faith and Icky looked a lot alike. Perhaps POS dad did some diddling 18 years ago???
“Now that that’s cleared up let me call my lawyer for defamation of character on your immature, false facts stating, pointless page!”
Has your lawyer stopped laughing yet and pointed out you are on a “reality” show?
Merry Christmas – why oh why would you throw fuel on your friend’s fire like that? It’s called the Barbara Streisand Effect. Learn it; know it; live it.
If you want to be a good role model for your kids, don’t use foul language around them! That is bad parenting right there.
That 20K would have gone a lot further had someone spent it on psych drugs and a psychiatrist or psychologist.
By the way Ikki, it was you who decided to go on reality TV. It was YOU who signed a contract and agreed to be edited. It is your own fault that you didn’t read the contract properly with your prestigious high school diploma. If I were your lawyer, I would be laughing in your face.
Your choices do define who you are!
And, yes J-Mo, you’re right! How about that, Nikki?
*and that’s my contribution for our way to 100 comments!
labowner…
You are running out of topics to discuss, so you will find anything you can to start more crap. I said nothing to “add to the fire” as you put it. All I did was state my opinion on Nikki. People are quick to jump on the hate bandwagon. I guess this is some people’s form of entertainment. To each their own, I guess. I just happened to come across this page and wanted to see what was said about the show. Didn’t realize I would come across a pack of hate-mongers with nothing better to do with their time. Funny thing is, all these people saying that “cussing around children is bad and is bad parenting” are probably the same people that smoke around their kids, gossip, talk trash, tell lies and watch rated R movies, eat junk food, read smut magazines to name a few things, all while sitting with their kids in the same room/car/etc. Same animal, different fur. No one is perfect. And there certainly is no such thing as a perfect parent, by ANY means. Good luck with trying to prove YOUR side…I’m not buying any of it.
and some of you people said I talked nasty on here… SMH… cant say anything now! I dont want to hear it the next time a potty mouth comes out of me!
Love it .. bring it on!
Cant believe Nikki would come on here.. still didn’t tell us how she found our board!! If you put yourself on there and look stupid its bound to come out.. just sayin!!
Merry Christmas,
. Funny thing is, all these people saying that “cussing around children is bad and is bad parenting” are probably the same people that smoke around their kids, gossip, talk trash, tell lies and watch rated R movies, eat junk food, read smut magazines to name a few things, all while sitting with their kids in the same room/car/etc
I don’t have kids yet but I will work my butt off to be a good role model for my children when I do. I censor myself around my children because I don’t want to end up sounding like Icky Nikki. I find smoking to be disgusting and I don’t read smut magazines nor do any of the other things that you accuse me of doing. I also plan on not dressing my kid up like a slut and wasting 20,000 a year on beauty pageants either. However all of us here at TV Gasm love our Little Debbie Snack Cakes!!!!
Huh? I am running out of things to discuss? Nope just pointed out the obvious MC which sailed right over your head.
Hate-mongers? Isn’t that what your friend would call slander?
Smut magazine? No sidewalks where you live? Who uses that word anymore?
I came to wallow in the mud because I am bored at work and no one else seems to be commenting here today. What is your excuse MC?
Oh for all the garnets and smokey topaz in the world did someone spell sailor, saylor?
Well with Nikki’s contributions to the Gasm’ I too have everything I wanted and then some. Nikki, my parents died when I was a kid, so if you could start a swear jar, I would love to be the recipient. xoxo
I am no early graduate but I do know that all of the comments about her cooching are based solely on watching her be a cooch on tv. Wouldn’t that make her both the plaintiff and defendant in the defamation of character suit?
Merry Christmas..you don’t know us very well.
We can keep this discussion going until 2013.
We’ve done it before.
I can’t wait to have kids so they can find my collection of smut magazines…then I’ll know that I have truly won parenting.
I plan on smoking while gossiping AND talking trash when I have a child. I think that will surely gain me and express ticket through the pearly gates.
Also Nikki, when using the saying “I don’t know him from Adam…” it is proper for a woman to use the female equivalent , ” I don’t know her from Eve.”
I didn’t graduate high school early with honors but, I did get a free right to University. JUST SAYIN’!
Hmm…
My cousin is Faithlyn’s age and she has never woke up and said come on “lets get this shit done!!”
Nikki, you have even stated that you and Faithlyn sit and talk shit about all the “fat pageant moms” um does that mean that you make fun the of the thicker blonde woman that was sitting next to you? Cause as you put it, she was a fat pageant mom…
I am the first to admit that I swear like a sailor on leave, but around my younger cousins and my niece, I am very careful with my words. Words hurt, and you are just a BULLY. You are turning Faithlyn into a Bully also.
Like some other posters have said…there must be a reason that Faithlyn only gets most beautiful…
Oh and I think that MC is actually Nikki…that is just me though. Just saying….
I feel a “Sparkle Baby” coming on, we are almost to 100
Sheesh, you cracked me up with your list of questions (post 49).
“My cousin is Faithlyn’s age and she has never woke up and said come on “lets get this shit done!!”
Well ThisBuggs obviously your family is failing. Get on it.
COLLEGE FUNDS RULE!!!!
FRONT LOAD THAT 529 AND TAKE A TAX DEDUCTION!
SHINE ON SPARKLE PONY!
Oh and apologies…free *ride to college.
Maybe Nikki can get those horse teeth ground down into something that looks human.
Woohoo! First 100+ fullcap of the T&T season! Looking good!
wondering what niki’s excuse for her behavior will after this show? Holy buckets she is a raging bitch. She totally made Ashley uncomfortable with the remarks about Gracie being ugly or whatever. “Socking it to the judges” is just downright trashy trashy
Why do I get the feeling this show is a farm for the BGC???
I just read the entire comment thread, in order to get to the part where I could reply to Nancy in comment #9 – about 6 years old being too old for preschool. I’m not sure what all was said (I only read recaps, never watch T&T), but my nephew goes to a preschool that is 1 year old to Kindergarten. Therefore, while he is in private Kindergarten and is 6 years old, the name of the school is BlahBlah Preschool. Perhaps that is the case here?
He just turned 6 this month – HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAVORITE NEPHEW, SHEEPYBROTHER, WHO WILL NEVER READ THIS! KIKI LOVES YOU!
Nikki, I believe that you were recorded for 4 days and they pieced footage together, but please explain to me why you are badmouthing CHILDREN?! Calling Gracie ugly is terrible behavior and I am embarrassed for you. There is no need in that. Please try to be a positive, uplifting role model rather than one that tears down other girls. Girls are mean enough to each other without adults tearing them down as well. Your behavior was shameful.
Nikki claims that \editing\ is the reason we all perceived her as a cunty hag after watching her on her first episode last week. After seeing her tonight on her second episode, encouraging Faithlyn to mock Gracie’s routine, loudly swearing and criticizing Gracie’s dress to another child, I hereby nominate Nikki for the title of Ultimate Grand Supreme Cunt.
Nikki totally puts the “tranny” in “pageant coach”. That thing has GOT to be a dude.
And Faith/Lynn looks like a 90-year-old stroke victim. Seriously, she has heavy under-eye bags, and the left side of her face droops significantly. That guy Nikki is right about one thing: if Phaithelinne is winning “most beautiful”, then there really ARE some seriously ugly kids in the competition.
I think I killed this thread. The quickest way to get a T&T Mom to leave the building is to mention higher education. It embarrASS’s (see how I did that there?) them.
They know deep down inside themselves that readin, rightin and rithmatic is important. I have a theory. I think many of these fugly Moms saw the pretty girls get ahead in life and assumed it was because they were pretty and had nothing to do with brains or the ability to refrain from cursing in front of children and behaving badly in general.
Am I wrong or hasn’t a pageant mom or gmom told us in the past the titles like Most Beautiful are paid for? Like the Most Photogenic and those other random titles? I think they are called optionals? Might be what Faith Lynn keeps getting that one. I do agree she looks like a stroke victim or someone with Bell’s palsy.
I do SO hope we can drag this out til next year! I love these TnT comments cuz the ‘real’ people from these ‘reality shows’ always find a way of showing up and getting their panties in a twist about the good clean fun we’re having. The results are always hi-larious and have been responsible for many spattered monitors and tear-streaked faces. Carry on Nikki. There’s 5 more days til ’13!
Oh, and on what planet do they give scholarships for cheering? (shudder)
Just watched this weeks epi and all I can say is Coach Cunt could learn a thing or two about class from 6 year old Ashley! Trash talking about a kid with a another kid? Seriously? Even little Ashley knows how wrong that is, she looked at you like you were crazy and politely walked away without saying a word. What a great kid! Take note Cooch, you could learn something from that little beauty queen!
P.S. Ashley is what a beautiful little girl looks like, not the fallen face troll that you call “your girl”.
‘There are still people spending thousands on them so they must not be that bad! ‘
And there are still people spending thousands on drugs so they must not be that bad!
That was the first and last time I will watch Nikki on Toddlers and Tiaras. What a rude, nasty, mean girl! I’m surprised parents would let her coach their daughters.
She is not attractive and her rudeness does not help either. It’s beyond me how she could talk about other girls not being pretty when she is ugly.
Bring Nikki back (clapping vigariously)!!!!
Very good at #100 and #101 guys. That cracked me up.
@Goodnight, very astute observation there.
Nikki come back! We have lots of questions and you still haven’t answered many of the ones that we asked.
For the record, no I am not Nikki. Trust me I’m sure she’s laughing at all of these comments.
and @Frizzypop, you asked on what planet they give scholarships for cheer? Um this one. TONS of colleges gives scholarships for cheer. Mostly to guys to increase their interest in joining college cheer, but they do give cheer scholarships. HPU is one of them. They are also 6 time National Collegiate Cheerleading Champions so they recruit the best of the best. My child chose to cheer because she loves it. If she chooses to cheer in college, more power to her. A cheer scholarship is hard to get. You have to be damned good. It takes many years to get that good. But I digress, they do offer scholarships for cheer. You can look that one up if you don’t believe me. But honestly, I couldn’t care less.
I enjoy a good laugh every now and then. But does it make any of you any better for bashing Faithlyn? I’m afraid not. Nikki was NOT the most obnoxious on last night’s episode. Gracie was just as “ugly”. Just saying.
Ok…carry on.
My apologies! That comment about the cheer scholarship was to 2muchbravo. Sorry Frizzypop
You can also get scholarships for speaking Klingon and Duck Calling, but you have to be damned good at it. Ironically, those scholarships involve more leg spreading and fewer pants than cheer scholarships.
Okay, so I have been slacking, and my capcha isn’t anything fun, but here I am.
. Nikki– I have seen your behaviour in person, and while, yes, you were edited (in the sense that 4 days of filming were crammed into a 1hour shared program), no, they weren’t all that far off. We were at the Southern Elite carnival/derby pageant (the one where Faithlyn had a music malfunction during her jockey routine (which, credit where due, she kept right on going, and even if they hadn’t let her redo it, I’d have scored it well were I judging). On more than one occasion I had to usher my granddaughter away from you and your foul mouth and piss-poor attitude. Gracie’s mom was out of line swearing at you, but if you said half the things about my child or grandchild that you said about Gracie, I’m not sure I would be able to restrain my tongue, either.
In yo face Nikki!
Betcha didn’t know we had a Pageant-grandma.
Oh, and overall titles (like overall most beautiful) are often door titles, (the ones you pay extra to be eligible for) but not always. Beauty supreme (what Faithlyn won) usually is not, though occasionally is.
Good morning all.
I am so hoping this will last until 2013. It has been the most fun Christmas gift of all.
Ikky and MC, I hope you check in with us today. I have a homework assignment for you. As a veteran teacher I can do that.
Please go to the comments from the past two years and read them. The ones from delusional pageant relatives come across loud and clear– if you can wade through the absence of paragraph division, that is.
It is as though there is a script that all defensive people follow when they know they are doing something not quite Kosher, but go ahead anyway. You both follow that script, calling the Gasmii all kinds of names and attributing all sorts of evil habits to us.
You might also notice that we disagree and argue among ourselves, but we certainly band together when we see someone engaged in an activity such as dragging a child to a “beauty pageant” to be judged and then getting all upset when we judge.
I would never, ever subject a child whom I love to criticism such as dispensed in pageants. There are winners and losers, and losing does not contribute to a child’s sense of worth. Calling the winners names doesn’t either.
You asked for it coming here and you got it.
Oh no! I put my cigarettes under my porn stash and spilled my bourbon all over everything!
*censored*
Merry Christmas, you can say all you want but after last night’s episode there is no denying that Nikki is a horrible excuse for a human being. Teaching Faithlyn to mock the other girl’s routine, swearing about Gracie’s dress (which was ten times prettier than that horrible concoction that Nikki had her in), and talking trash to little Ashley about Gracie not being pretty just proves that she’s trash – and obviously you, too, since you seem to think that there’s nothing wrong with her behaviour.
One day Faithlynn is going to say the wrong thing to someone and get those big rabbit teeth of hers knocked right out of her head – just like someone should have done to Nikki years ago!
And MC…Gracie was NOWHERE near as bad as Faithlynn. What show were you watching?
No problem, MC. I was just about to correct your error. My daughter is at a university now on a cheer scholorship so I know all about them and am quite thankful for them. Makes it a lot easier on my checkbook each semester!
Sure, there are cheer scholarships to university but didn’t Nikki or MC say that Faithlynn has one NOW? Do elementary schools really give out scholarships? My daughter’s dance studio gives out something they call scholarships but they are one hundred dollar gift certificates !
BTW, can anyone explain how Faithlynn’s jockey outfit was remotely related to the carnival theme?
Rolling eyes– I can answer that one (like I said, we were there). The pageant was originally “Derby Days” and the theme was anything Kentucky Derby related. TLC wanted it to be carnival themed, so they did sort of a cross-over derby/circus/carnival themed.
Nikki sounds like beavis and butthead when she speaks. Did anyone else think that Jersies mom looks like Sandra Bullock?
I’m far from trash. I did watch last night’s episode and Nikki was NOT the worst on there. Taking her outside and threatening her? Yeah, that’s mature. And THIS is why my kid does NOT do pageants. They are all guilty of being asses. Gracie calling Faithlyn a loser, sure that’s acceptable. The mother (or pageant mom, can’t remember which one it was) saying how she’s going to kick Nikki’s ass? That’s something to teach your child. No one was innocent on that show. Nikki was just more vocal. She just says what everyone else is thinking, only they don’t have the balls to say it. Cold hard truth but it is what it is. I couldn’t care less what your opinion of me is because…lol…you don’t even know who the hell I am! haha So, please, continue to bash until 2013 if that is your one goal in life. I know where I will be. Not on here. I will be enjoying my new year with my kids, my family, my real friends (not my fake internet friends) and laughing at people who obviously have no sense of decency or intellect. (in my head because, honestly, I am one who DOES NOT have the balls to say it out loud) It’s fine that you call me trash, however, people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. To assume that I am trash is only making an ass out of you. NOT me.
By the way, I DO have a college degree, and it’s not in pageantry lol.
Just for the record…. At a pageant you pay for all titles, not just the optionals.. I do know that. It either comes in the supreme package or they do offer optionals. Some are in with the package you pay for and some are not. Pageant grandma is correct, it does give you more chances to win and honestly if you are going to do it quit being cheap and pay for everything available. Not taking up for Cunt Coach but I dont blame her or anyone else, I would enter it all too.
She better be glad that woman didn’t punch her in her damn face or whip her ass in that parking lot. She wouldn’t be talking no shit then. Nikki you are a sorry excuse white trash cunt and you need your ass whipped along with that little brat you are creating. Saying those awful mean things thats pathetic!
Oh and by the way, the dress your girl had on, did not compare at all to your competition.. sorry to break your little heart!
I think Merry Christmas is Nikki’s other name on here.. sure sounds like her!! Good disguise Nikki but it didn’t work!! hahahaha
lol As I have said before, assume all you want. I am not Nikki. But whatever keeps you ammused, be my guest.
@talk it then
I don’t think its Nikki, MC has the ability to form sentences complete with proper grammar and spelling — but that’s as much credit as I’m willing to get her. She insinuates that she has better things to do, yet she keeps coming back for more.
*give her
“my real friends (not my fake internet friends)”
Oh shit?!?!?! Is Dear Crabby not who I thought she was and so I have therefore been CATFISHED?!?!!?
DearCrabby, I bet all the other recappers curse you and won’t let you play in their reindeer games because you really do have the sweetest gig on the Gasm. Nothing tops crazy pageant moms (and coaches).
Classy….ahahahahahaha!
I’m shocked it took that long for the “she’s just being honest when no one else will, she’s not a bitch” comment to happen. And really? She’s just a bitch. You can be honest without being a twat waffle. It’s called learning some class and tact. And no one who goes on T&T doesn’t know they are going to show you in the worst light possible as long as you give them stuff to work with. Bad editing should no longer be allowed as an excuse for atrocious behavior.
@rollingeyes – it could be that the gym Faith Lynn goes to gives “scholarships” to the gym: as in you can come for free this year… If her parents are true deadbeats and won’t or can’t pay the tuition or competition fees (quite hefty if they go to large competitions) the gym could see potential in her and award her a “scholership” so she would be able to keep coming. Just a thought. We had one guy on one of my daughters teams a couple years back who our gym did that for.
Personally I’d rather CC spend her $20,000 on competative cheer instead of pageants, at least there is a chance of her talent and ability helping with college education if she is any good.
I tell it like it is but more in a question format. It comes off less bitchy that way.
See my questions in regard to putting 20K towards pageants instead of college.
Nikki is totally googling herself – saw her post on TWOP under Ayyenikki. From what the other posters said, she uses that as her twitter name and has some u-tube stuff up. Klassy, I’m sure.
There is also a huge difference between saying \I really hope my daughter kicks Nikki’s foster-spawns ass on stage\ in one’s own home (albeit, with the cameras rolling) and announcing on national TV that your goal in life is to teach a NiNE year old that it is completely acceptable to make fun of people’s weight and appearance IN PUBLIC, to mock another child IN PUBLIC, and to use language that would make a carnie blush! Does everyone do it? Sure. But NOT IN PUBLIC. You know what they call people who are \brutally honest?\ They call them BITCHES and that’s not a good thing! Saying \what everyone is thinking\ doesn’t make you a better person. It makes you a dumber one. And if you’re going to go on a \reality\ show (and ladies, this isn’t our first rodeo, we KNOW its edited! We KNOW you were saying the tea in china tastes like dirt and they’ll edit it so you say dirty Chinese men are tasty, but they cannot edit you to sound like you were born under the back wheels of a double wide if you don’t SAY IT! ) you forfeit your right to get pissy when people on a site that is set up to snark on reality shows, well, SNARK about you. If you don’t want to be perceived as being a trashy gutter-mouthed skank, don’t ACT LIKE ONE on TV!! It’s really that simple!!!
Nikki has to be one of the foulest excuses of a coaches I’ve seen on this show. Absolutely disgusting to teach your student to make fun of others. When the directors see this episode I hope they make it clear that bad sportsmanship should not be tolerated.
And for some reason all my quotation marks got turned into backslashes. Ah well.
@MyPokeyFace…Heee…twat waffle. Ah, the bon mot of the Gasmii commenters never stops giving!
Minicap will be up soon…keep an eye out for it.
Come back, Nikki, come back!
@Pageant-gramda – Well said. Doesn’t get any simpler than that!
” If you don’t want to be perceived as being a trashy gutter-mouthed skank, don’t ACT LIKE ONE on TV!! It’s really that simple!!!”
Way to tell it, pageant grandma!
Wow, how did I mess that up so bad? Sorry Pageant-grandma!!
@pageant grandma,,, I totally agree!! excited about the full recap thats coming our way!! Go Gasmi
Classy..making into a question always makes it better
Crabby, I refuse to use the C word (not cooch, I could care about that one) and twat waffle just makes me smile every time!
I am once again amazed at the way people choose to defend acting like ignorant, foul-mouthed trash as “being honest.” Theres’s a difference between being honest and straight forward and acting like a fool, and being the biggest bitch in the building doesn’t mean you’re the only person there who is willing to tell it like it is, it means that you never learned the appropriate social skills that the more civilized people employ on a daily basis in order to not embarrass themselves, their friends, and their families should their behaviour be recorded and then aired on national television.
We all know reality shows are edited for maximum drama, and of course things are taken out of context, but if you are truly polite, courteous, respectful, and a good role model, the producers aren’t going to have a whole lot of stuff to take out of context in the first place.
That’s just one fat, jealous loser’s opinion. Now I’d better go vacuum the Cheetos residue out of my keyboard and clean up the half gallon of Mountain Dew that I spilled all over my mom’s basement floor. I have a date in a few hours with a super hot Night Elf that I met in World of Warcraft. We’re gonna two-man a low level dungeon and then lie to each other about how much we weigh, our real genders, and what kind of jobs we have. Thank god for the Internet, my disfiguring face boil used to make it so hard to make friends, but now I have friends all over the world with whom I can mock successful, thin, pretty people from reality shows. It gives me a reason to get up in the morning!
I can honestly say that I have never used the “C’ word in my life, but if there is one person who deserves it, it would be Nikki.
Ok! I’m back. And I didn’t swear when I was putting her dress on if you look at me I wasn’t even talking! That was from a different clip and they added it there! Also Gracie’s dress has already been shown on TNT on one of the twins, and the dress is UGLY!
I think Gracie’s dress is beautiful, but to each their own. It certainly was a better fit than the “custom” ill-fitting mess that Faithlyn was wearing. Red isn’t her color, and the skirt is awkward– it starts too high, and hangs too low. With a long, leggy build like Faithlyn has, that fit thing is so important. With the bodice as short as it is, and the skirt being on the longer side, it made her appear gangly, rather than graceful. I saw Faithlyn on stage that day, and like I said, she did well, and frankly I think she earned that grand supreme. YOUR performance (and please tell me it was a performance for the sake of the cameras and not a genuine personality flaw!) was grand-supreme bitchy.
@suburbint
“super hot Night Elf that I met in World of Warcraft.” Is his name Adam?
I am SURE that the network loves that bitch of a coach, because nasty, stupid people, make for good TV, right? Thank God we don’t live near her. She is horrible and should not teach kids anything. I have been teaching kids dance, for 40 years, and never ever would allow my teaching staff to do that with a child. They would be fired faster than you can blink.
@Coach Cooch – does it really matter when the swearing took place? It’s the same word if you are referring to the dress as it is if you are using it somewhere else. Context has nothing to do with it…
@Suburbint, you crack me up!
Ummmm Nikkii? The station you were on is TLC (total loser’s club), not TNT (top notch twats). I know it’s probably confusing to someone with your degrees.
Hi Nikki!
Do you think Gracie’s mom could take you if it got real.
If I know me (and I do) I would never tangle with a redneck.
Or Evelyn Lozado.
“lol As I have said before, assume all you want. I am not Nikki. But whatever keeps you ammused, be my guest.”
If you are going to claim you are college educated at least proofread before you post.
Classy let us know when your episode will air and tell us what you think of Nev and Max.
All this thread needs now is Beetlejuice.
@featherhead…BWHWHAHAHAHAH!!!! Total Losers Club only to follow up with Top Notch Twats…I am in tears laughing.
I’ve already sent my email to Nev, Labowner. Just waiting for the call back now.
@ classy — his name is Raul and he is always very interested in what kind of socks I’m wearing. To each his own, I suppose. It wouldn’t do for us all to be the same, you know.
@ frizzy — us low-life basement dwellers have to get over the stigma and own our flabby, work-ethic-less awesomeness! We serve an important function, after all. If it weren’t for people like me, who would reality show “stars” have to feel superior to?
SububBint some of us post from a sub-basement. What does that make us?
Faithlyns dress was beautiful. Maybe the skirt did hang lower than I would like. But I’m not concerned. And if you were at the pageant you should have known that she won BEST DRESSED BEST TALENT BEST OOC AND PRETTIEST HAIR.
I can tell, you spend several minutes poring over my comment to find an error. Congratulations! You found a mispelling.
“If you are going to claim you are college educated at least proofread before you post.”
Maybe you should follow your own advice
Nikki not concerned?
Bish you are putting out some serious cash to let that shit happen!
Now let’s get down to brass tacks.
When you get into a barfight (don’t tell me it hasn’t happened) do you use a broken bottle or a pool cue as weapon of choice?
Her hair looked great at Southern Elite. I didn’t see her talent, but I am sure it was great. I don’t doubt she won OOC– like I said, she rocked it, even with the massive music malfunction, which she handled like a true pro. I was glad they let her redo it, but even if they hadn’t, she did a great job. My issue isn’t with Faithlyn herself, not yet– it’s with what you are teaching her at this impressionable age is appropriate public behavior. If she truly is a child you have taken under your wing because she doesn’t get the attention at home, it makes our influence even more important, and your behavior even more heinous. Congratulations– she is your “mini-me”. That isn’t a compliment, to either of you, unfortunately.
“If you are going to claim you are college educated at least proofread before you post.”
Please point out where I stated that?
Pouring over? It was two or three sentences. Get over yourself.
Beetlejuice
@ labowner — I’m pretty sure that makes you a mole person.
Poring is the correct spelling.
pore 1 (pôr, pr)
intr.v. pored, por·ing, pores
1. To read or study carefully and attentively
And, I pulled that quote directly from your post. Amnesia much?
So I am a combination of a crab, goat and mole person. Watch out world.
MC my mom told me not to argue with a fool/idiot as no one would know the difference.
@ labowner — you are truly one of a kind. Let that freak flag fly, baby!
Part of me wishes these reality \stars\ would recognize that we’re not talking about THEM; we’re talking about a character based on them and then brought to life by editors and producers. They’re all so quick to point out all the editing, as if I cared a thing about who they actually are outside of the mess they’re portrayed as on my tube. Remember that dad a few seasons back who told us seven times how pissed he was they didn’t show his happy family barbecue? That’s because no one really gives a shit about YOU. We just want a momentary distraction from all of life’s woes. This show provides that in spades.
The other part of me is so glad these yahoos can’t separate a tv character based on a portion of their life from reality because then we’re gifted with such lovely comment threads for Christmas!
I don’t know anything about pageants; never claimed to. I could care less about the day-to-day swearing habits or professional life (how does one work three DAY jobs? Wouldn’t at least one need to be at night?) of some random chick who signed 32 pages of release forms to get her face on my tv. What I DO know is that TLC Nikki is a raging bitch, plain and simple. It’s fun to watch and that’s why I partake.
I’ve noticed that you can almost always peg who’s going to grace the gasm with their vitriol while watching the show…the bigger the fame whore, the more likely they are to google their name post haste. Nikki surely fits the fame whore label and she did not disappoint!
Now you’ll excuse me while I go learn how to throw a pageant. Given that so many parents see \fame\ as such a viable career option nowadays, I’ve decided to use my actual business skills to make me some cash…
Think the gypsy dress makers would make me a flag with unicorns and rainbows?
I haven’t seen the show yet as TLC here is months behind and at this moment not showing T&T, but outrageous kids parties, but Nikki by the looks of thing you think you are truely doing Faithlynn a huge service hauling her precosious little @ss to every pageant around, but you don’t!
By all means let her do one or two if that makes her happy and maybe even feel special. But that should be it. She needs reality not glamorised living. At least let the girl do competitive cheering, because that is a not purely judged on looks or best costume. She will have accomplished something when/if she wins in that. Looks are given to you, athleticism needs training on top of talent.
Do not think for one minute I do not know what I am talking about since I haven’t seen the episodes yet. Whenever I watch the show I simultaniously (sp?) read what the gasmii have to say about the proceedings and they are ALWAYS so spot on, I need clearasil after popping every one of them.
I think the producers of T&T where on the lookout for the most foul mouthed cooch they could find and heard you a mile off. That is probably the only reason you were asked. The hoped that all Gasmii and the commenters on TWoP would fall all over you. We did and now because of you ER’s all over the world need to call in all staff just to tend to our broken ankles and sprained fingers.
They hoped… Sorry
@ labowner — I bet they would, provided that you use enough self-tanner before dropping in to order your flag. It’s all about standards, ya know!
@Nikki
Regarding your comment:
Faithlyns dress was beautiful. Maybe the skirt did hang lower than I would like. But I’m not concerned. And if you were at the pageant you should have known that she won BEST DRESSED BEST TALENT BEST OOC AND PRETTIEST HAIR.”
Now is that hair real or, is it in fact a WEAVE?
Inquiring minds want to know…
I think we’ve given Coach Cunt enough time, but I do have to say a rade school is where you learn a trade like auto shop. A school for dance, (performing arts) or even advanced languages is called a magnet school.
Getting back to Snausages- child welfare Really needs to pay them a visit. She is morbidly obese for her age and not letting a child that large play outside is a crime. They may be loving but they obviously could give a damn about her health or welfare.
*trade
Holy shit, I go away for Christmas and come back to a comment EXPLOSION! God I love TNT.
If we’re counting degress, I have 6 but 2 are from Lil Debbie’s Academy of Snackery (I am up to Master Apprentice!!) so I don’t know if those count. And one is a certificate from a course that taught me how to make my electric scooter go faster so that I can beat everyone to the snack aisle and get all the good stock.
Also, 2 episodes that make you look like a raging cunt? Nikki, you can’t edit that stuff. They didn’t make you say it, you said it. They may have squished it all together, but you still said some rude, nasty, disgusting things. You made your bed, now lie in it.
It was indeed a hairpiece. Just like every other pageant girl there!! And yes she did win all the awards I listed for that pageant and I have the pics and its on the site! And no I wasn’t concerned. I had already spent so much money, why worry about the dress?! And by all means, saying she’s a “mini me” is a compliment.
Oh Dear Fergie Claus has sent me the greatest Christmas present of all! These comments are great you guys!
I wonder what Esther from Amish Mafia would have to say about all this. Do they have pageants in Lancaster? I am not so sad to admit that I’m not a big fan of pageants. Can I get a scholarship for playing quidditch?
“saying she’s a “mini me” is a compliment.”
Only in YOUR mind, Nikki…
I’m wondering how in the hell you managed to spend 20K in a year on pageants. I’ve NEVER seen you nor Faithlynn at any nationals… my DD does nothing but nationals and we still don’t spend that much in a year. How in the hell do you spend that kind of money in the prelim/state circuit??
I cannot believe I didn’t check comments and THIS happened! I actually think Nikki is the worse \mom\ we have ever had on here. Yes, Jamie Sterling was terrible but somehow this person- the situation is bizarre and a monster is systematically being created. $20,000 on someone else’s child? Just wrong.
That’s what I was thinking, veruca! I mean, we do about 8 nationals a year, and prelims/states in between for practice, and we don’t come close to that. I do make her clothes, which saves us some, and we only coach once a month. But I can’t see it. Sounds like that woman who claimed her 4 year olds crowning dress cost $8,000. Faithlyn’s red dress fit awkwardly, it clearly wasn’t custom.
Actually, the red dress was custom. And she has multiple oocs and more than one dress. And between travel costs and everything else 20k really isn’t that much considering how far we had to travel for some pageants, hair and makeup, and everything else. I adore y’all’s concerns for what I paid for pageant engagements though. I mean how nosey can you be. Wow!
Pretending that Merry Christmas is a separate person…
“I’m far from trash.”
You’re right. You think that bucktoothed horror, Nikki, is a nice person and is acceptable company for children. That makes you far from trash, you’re the liquified opossum that has been rotting at the bottom of the animal hoarder’s unplugged fridge for the last 20 years.
Also, Gracie’s red dress was much prettier than Faith LYNN\s.
@Pageant-grandma;
In post 145 (Posted December 27, 2012 at 8:11 am) you said: \You know what they call people who are rutally honest? They call them BITCHES and that’s not a good thing! Saying what everyone is thinking doesn’t make you a better person. It makes you a dumber one.\
Is that really how you feel? That speaking the honest truth, speaking what everybody thinks, makes somebody a ‘bitch’ and ‘dumb’ person?
I’m really surprised if that’s what you are saying.
I personally believe that honesty is better than lying. So many people are fake these days. So many people lie to seem cool or smart or both. Bashing somebody for being honest, even if it seems brutal to you, is really not a sign of good ethics. In fact, corruption begins with fake kindness. I sincerely hope you’re not truly suggesting that people who are anti-corrupt are dumb or bitchy.
And just to avoid being accused of being Nikki, here’s my twitter: @JEL248
I, for one, love honest people. Even when it hurts. Truth beats fake ANY day.
Have a good Christmas everybody
JEL
“20k really isn’t that much considering how far we had to travel for some pageants, hair and makeup, and everything else.”
BUT YOU GOT THREE JOBS TO COVER ALL OF THIS?!?!?!?! Not that much would be something you could do on the side and not get an extra job. Something is really wrong with your logic. So I’m concerned about what school you graduated from WITH HONORS that didn’t provide a class on basic math or finance.
I suggest you go and take a few finance or accounting classes at your local college because while you might think you know about pageants you most certainly do NOT know anything about money.
@Nikki..”I mean how nosey can you be. Wow!”
Have you ever heard the term “Don’t start none, won’t be none”
I”m trying to figure out how we’re nosey, when it’s Ikki that went on national TV. Doesn’t seem like the Gasmii have to be too nosey when you put it out there for us to see….
Took some time off to be with my family and look what happened!
The Gasm hooked a live one and I am soooooooo happy.
Make that (possibly) two live ones.
Makes me even happier.
Squeeeeeeeee
Nikki has a picture of Faithlynn up on a website called “Truck Sluts”. Nice. Where is that child’s mother that she allows such things to happen?
Cockblock!! For #200!! Whoo Whoo – Dear Tabby!!
Considering one of the jobs is coaching, which i did somethimes while being at the pageant, it made it easy to travel while working.
That would require us to believe people not only allowed, but PAID you to be in the vicinity of their small children.
\Truck Sluts\? This is about as inappropriate as Faithlyn’s \booty pop\ dance. She won talent on that?
I saw the episode and she looked like she was giving it away. At nine years old? Will she start pole dancing at 12? Under your influence, Nikki, she just might……
Hey Nikki,
Shouldn’t you be at one of your JOBS.
Those burgers won’t flip themselves.
I didn’t graduate early from high school. Not sure if I should feel dumb or not. Oh yeah, the reason I didn’t? I would have been 15 and my parents wouldn’t let me date until I was 16 and I didn’t want to be a Sophmore in college before I could date.
Also, I was coming down on the side of Merry Christmas not being Nikki for the same reason @claireoke stated in #136, but then I remembered, MC is the one that spelled sailor “saylor” (see comment 72
Nikki said: “There are still people spending thousands on them so they must not be that bad!”
Then how do you explain drug addicts?
You graduated with honors from high school – you should be able to handle this question…
Hey! I was comment #200 and then someone named JEL got squeezed in somehow, so now my comment doesn’t make any sense! I am contacting the secret, secret, secret FBI internet snark division to complain..
Shenanigans here. Now somebody named “Rolling Eyes” is number 200.
I saw you at #200, and you were robbed.
Who do we call? FBIISD? Little Debbie Brigade?
Ooh now I’m hungry.
Not nosy at all Nikki– I’m flat out calling you a liar. We do 10 Nationals each year and we have custom clothing, pics, the whole gamut– plus the occasional smaller pageant for practice. There is a lot of travel expense involved with doing Nationals.. I know, we have to keep track because my DD wins way over the amount where the IRS wants their share… so we HAVE to track expenses for tax purposes. Last year, we did 11 National pageants and 6 smaller pageants. Spent 14K total on pageantry for the year and won just a little over 20K. The only way I can see spending 20K plus a year without doing National level pageants is a newbie who spends money on the wrong things.. but since you are a coach, I would HOPE you have a better clue than that….. by the way.. if you ever hope to compete her at a National level, might want to consider letting the H/M experts handle things… the makeup you like won’t win.
oh Veruca! get it girl, sparkle! That was an amazing comment!
@JEL (Post 195)
You can be brutally honest without being brutal. Tact and diplomacy will also convey the point – honestly.
@Veruca, It’s great to read comments like yours from a nice mom, who doesn’t put their child in a zillion pageants! It’s awesome that your DD does so well in them. I’ll bet you’re very proud of her, & I’ll also bet she has a happy, normal life at home ~ also a refreshing change from what we see on T&T
Loved, loved, loved Jersie’s dress. I thought it was gorgeous on her. And a nice change from all the pastels they usually wear. Ashley is truly a pretty girl – inside and out. As for Faithlynn, I thought she was rather unfortunate looking.
JEL– no where did I say that lying is better than being honest. What I said, and YES I believe it, is that there is no reason to be a jerk. Are too many people fake? I don’t know about that. I DO know far too many people use “I am just being honest!!” As an excuse for being a bitch. Being polite and having good sportsmanship isn’t being “fake”. It’s being a decent human being.
Son of a bitch! How do we always get a live one when I’m not paying attention? Back to reading the recap and then I’ll start on the comments.
Really feel for whomever must do Commentgasm for December.
Aww hell! As soon as I read this I knew we’d be in for a comment-cameo from Coach Cooch, and I was correct! Now excuse me while I go google myself and spend the next three hours going apeshit because of what I find…
Kids needs attention that is true. But spoiling them? Lots of people have siblings and they don’t get ignored. So not buying that story. And even IF it is true, she doesn’t need spoiling. Her parents clearly don’t want her to be in pageants as they don’t even appear on the show.
And I got news for you Nikki. Making fun of another child? That’s not exactly smart. First of all that is just plain rude and mean. Secondly telling another child that she is prettier then another child and that the other child is ugly is just wrong. What are you teaching Faithlynn about being kind? Nothing! You want to blame everyone else for your behavior but you.
I will concede one point for Coach Cooch.
It looks to me like her parents don’t give a shit if she appears in pagents as long as somebody else is footing the bill for her upkeep. It isn’t clear at all that they don’t want her to be in pagents. What is clear to me is that the reason they didn’t show up is because thay are embarrASSED (see how I did that there MC?) to even show up and admit that they gave their impressionable child’s care and welfare over to the spawn from hell.
If her parents are worse than N’ ICKY, it is a terrible thing.
*in my best Florida Evans voice* Damn! Damn! Damn! I get busy for a couple of days and here go hell come and I miss it! A real live crazy not-even-the-mom pageant mom!
I saw the first episode Darling Nikki was in but I have to watch the second one yet. From what I saw on the first one, that is one mean, nasty bitch and she’s going to create a mini-me monster in Faithlyn (really? Faithlyn?). Either she needs to tone it wayyy down in front of that kid or her parents or mother or whatever need to step in and say “enough”.
Off I go to watch part two of the crazy not-the-mom-pageant-mom saga! Snausages!
Coffylover—
Thanks. She does love them, but only really enjoys the BIG ones. When we do the occasional small pageant for practice, she is bored to tears, so we avoid them unless we are going a long period of time without a pageant.
Wow. I feel fairly certain that I have burned my retinas beyond repair by reading Every. Single. (Awesome.) Comment.
Nothing beats the feeling of throwing your baited line into the water…waiting, hoping, have some patience now… and then BAM! A bite! Two, even!
If we somehow keep this going until 2013 I would love to talk more about Snausage. Why can’t Mama Snausage chime in? Or even Daddy “Snack-Size” Snausage! One day in the not too distant future that poor kid is going to learn about shame and self consciousness (something we hand down to pretty much ALL kids, sadly), and that her insulated little world with people that totally accept her will not help her deal with the REAL assholes in the life…I’m looking at YOU, Nikki.
Poor little Snausage. Stretch marks on a three year old is just wrong.
Dammit, I’m in a Grammar Police mood today!
“…*are* just wrong.”
Amy– it’s cool. You went grammar police on your own self. Veruca– I truly wonder if we have met. You seem like my kind of people.
I’ve had Nikki making nasty comments on another site, GetGlue, that I’m on. What’s scary is she truly believes she’s doing nothing wrong.
I’m a treatment foster parent. I’ve worked w/kids that act just like Faith Lynn. The swearing & nastiness will get worse if its not dealt w/now & no matter what her grades are or how pretty she is, attitude is what will make her ugly. That is so sad
Making fun of others, swearing, being nasty & a poor sport is not acceptable anywhere. Grow up Nikki!
Has anyone ever seen the paintings John Wayne Gacy made of sad clowns? You know, the really disturbing, droopy eyed clowns with overly rouged cheeks and painful grimaces? Every time the camera panned to FaithLYNN’s beauty ‘facials’ I was reminded of a Gacy’s sad harlequin death mask paintings. I hope her parents or teachers see how truly unattractive she is (and will be) as coach cold sores ‘mini me’. A mini piece of shit is still shit; Coach Cold Sore is just too broken to smell it.
The moment Cooch confessed that she and Faith LYNN liked making fun of the fat pageant moms, I thought to myself, “Oh, HELL, no, she better not make fun of little Snausage!”
I had a feeling that she was sniffing Glue…
We have almost made it to 2013.
Nikki, we are not the only people who think your behavior is beyond rude. We are just the ones that found ourselves laughing at the first recap and decided to stay.
The Merry Christmas poster has a daughter who cheers. Oh, the main players on Cheer Perfection
posted in the comments on the recap here.
2013 here we come!
Does anyone else notice how the comments keep getting moved around?
Oh hallelujah! There is nothing more satisfying for a grammar/spelling freak like me to see a misspelled word 70 comments ago and be the first one to comment on it!
MISPELLED?????? In a comment about misspelling? Thank you, Lord! Happy New Year, Gasmii!
Or should I say, “Merry Christmas”?
Tee Hee! We are getting ever closer to the elusive creature known as the new year. Can we make it to then or will the commenters be foiled in their attempts at Gasmi-glory? Will DearCrabby go down as the best TnT recapper ever? What will be the code word for 250? 300? Tune in in a few days to see what happened. Same bat time, same bat channel…
I love (most of) you guys!
Can’t someone please find Snausage’s mom and get her all pissy and over to our site? I would still like to debate her on the, er, “merits” of bribing your obese child with candy.
@ AmyOops I completely agree w/you! That poor girl will be diabetic, have heart disease & be mercilessly teased by other kids in school. It’s sad! The little girl WANTS to go outside! Her mother may love her but she is harming her!!
@pikey- for a comment that reaches every 100 mark it is always Sparkle Baby!!
MC said something about Karma over in the Cheer Perfection recap…But I choose to bite my tongue..because I don’t want to start a fight… um no. that is not it… I just don’t want to engage her… um no, that is not it either..oh eff I don’t know!! I am loosing my mind!!
Did someone’s Dingo eat a baby over here or are we talking Sparkle Ponies and Insurance?
@Gypsy- LOL I think if the dingo took the baby and raised it, it would probably do a better job then some of these wackadoo T&T moms!
@pickey- If you happen to hit a milestone #, say what you want! No hard and fast rule about that.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Robin
I’ve always been partial to I hat Teresa at the hundred mark…but that’s just me! Happy New Year kiddos!
LOL @ Robin!
I kid you not The Sparkle Pony epi of Portlandia came on right after my post.
Shine on Sparkle Pony! Shine on!
An hour and 10 minutes to 2013 on the east coast! Woo hoo we can do it Gasmii!!
Keep the thread alive!
Someone mentioned Faith LYNN’s parents up above. I wonder who those other people in the matching Team Faith LYNN t-sirts were. There were several of them.
Nikki, you were the one who brought out how much you spent (comment #46), how come we are the nosy ones??
Happy 2013, guys!!
*my contribution to keep the thread alive till next year!!
Horsey face probably gave random folks $ from her $20,000 piss away budget to be seen on camera in the shirt. Using her own actions as an indication, she also probably pays way more than the average for services because she is such a pain in the ass.
Three more comments and 15 minutes…who will be the 250/2013 Gasmi champion???
It is a huge responsability. I am not ready for that kind of commitment
C’mon guys! Somebody pull the trigger!
Faith Lynn’s talent acts seem to be quite similar.
Very gymnastic in nature. Not very inventive.
We did it!
2013
Happy New Year!
Lol. I damn skippy knew we could do it! With everyone’s participation , in five minutes (east coast), we will have done it – woo hoo!
@stamp: It makes me wonder how much of that was producer driven and how much for-realsies. The mom DID say she kept her out of the sun on purpose, soooo…real? Yeah, real abuse.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, GASMII!! The clock over here has turned and my head will shortly explode from all the effing fireworks. Sigh.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay @2muchbravo it was your time to SPARKLE!!!
You just leveled up! Congrats!
Still have 30 minutes to go in the midwest. Happy New Year to all.
May:
Dear Crabby keep up the awesome recaps.
The commentors keep up their wicked comments.
The crazies continue on.
Faith Lynn get far , far, away from Ikki.
Crock
my captcha is upper crust….yeah hmm
happy New year everyone! still have 2 1/2 hours to go.
have a super sparkly New year!!
Being #250 and taking this thread into 2013 was the highlight of my evening.
Sad, I know. Not as bad as being a Cooch Coach though!
Keep em coming in ’13 Crabby
captcha: narrow-minded
YOU DID IIIIIT!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Byaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I get by with a little help from my friends…………….. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR! SNAUSAGES FOR ALL!!!
@Amyoops I wish we could get Snaussauge’s mom on here. I understand wanting to protect her from the sun but there are better ways to do that than to keep her from getting exercise outside. She’s a cute kid. Maybe the mom thinks her cuteness will wane if she loses the plumpness? I just can’t understand why a mom would think it’s OK for her kid to be fat.
Happy New Year!
@veruca and pageant gma–
I totally call her on the 20k. She’s lying or dumb as a box of rocks. We also go to big nationals all year and don’t spend near that amount. And we fly everywhere and have the custom clothes with pics, best h/m etc. I’ve never seen either one of them. And I would notice her not only for Nikki’s horrible behavior and foul mouth, but faith Lynn is my daughter’s age. And let me say if I ever heard anyone talk about my daughter in that manner, I would totally lose it. But that’s ok. Mine doesn’t just win beauty titles, mine wins ultimates. And she knows how to win gracefully, lose gracefully, and be respectful to others even when they aren’t respectful at all. pageants are for fun. My children also have $$ set aside for college and dreams that go beyond winning a crown. And I would much rather have a child that is nice when she wins, nice when she doesn’t and is polite and respectful to others. Oh, and if my daughter’s coach was anything like Nikki, I would fire her. But you get what you pay for!
Happy New Year, Sparkle Babies!!
Wow, love these comments! If I remember correctly, Nikki herself (oooooh, anyone remember Herself the Elf dolls? My younger cousins played with them. Anywhoodles…) said that she worked 3 jobs to shell out the 20k for FL’s pageantry finery and fees. So why is she calling us nosy when she opened that can of worms herownself?
And Nikki, I graduated high school a year early too. I admit that I do like to make fun of my Southern roots and insert colloquialisms into my (written) speech in less-formal venues but for the most part I strive to honor my teachers, mentors and supporters by presenting myself as a well-educated and socially adept individual. And I didn’t even graduate with honors. I did graduate with \class-with-a-C\.
And kudos to whomever mentioned the magnet schools. I am too lazy to scroll back up for your name–sorry! I’ve been wracking my brain trying to remember that term.
nikki…around town everyone is saying that you have had numerous complaints of indecent behavior towards little girls???? what do you have to say to that? Clearly you threw your name out there for everyone to know and now everything is coming out about you and how disgusting you are as a human being.
i love how you are so obsessed with the lives of 5-10 year old little girls its like umm how old are you and why did you stop maturing from the age of 6 mentally and physically (uhhhh A-cup alert) you try to hide yourself under blotchy orange fake tan skin and fry your hair with a straightener to fit in but you are that little girl with the buck teeth that everyone made fun of and now you try to convert these other little girls to do your dirty work that you could never do at their age. you are pathetic and homely as they come. you are in denial and just plain stupid when you come on here and write comments about how we are just giving you attention. well hun there is a good kind of attention and there is a bad kind of attention. the kind of attention you are getting for being so weird and gross around little kids is not the attention any right minded person would ever want so go on and keep thinking the way you are because soon some child agency will be knocking on your door and hauling your cottage cheese thighs into court to mandate you keep your dirty blotchy hands off little girls for the rest of your life. now go on crazy eyes and move on and get a therapist so you can deal with your obsession with making fun of children.
Dirty blotchy hands? The amount of name calling I hear from you adults is a joke. I’m sure you are all old enough to be my mother, possibly even my grandmother and this is what you do for fun?! I’m glad my mom has much better things to do than sit on a bash board! I hate To break it to all of you who don’t like me or think I shouldn’t be around kids, BUT IM STILL COACHING!!! And I will continue to do do. Have a great new year to you all!!!!
OH and as for the comment above about one of the commenters daughters being from cheer perfection-the gym owner, Alisha, and I grew up with the same cheer coach. We didn’t cheer together but had the same coach who still owns his own gym. He’s an amazing coach and produces amazing athletes, who turn into amazing coaches!!
He Nikki, name ONE
Now we are old too…
So we are fat, uneducated, lazy, poor Christians
anything else…I want to add it to my eharmony profile
Name one what?
@classy drunk (269) — I want to add it to my eharmony profile –!! that’s inspired! (and very funny)
And Courtney (#264) I haven’t had any complaints actually. I don’t even know what you’re referring to.
Nikki, there are negative comments about you on this post. Granted. But you should REALLY take some them to heart. What I’ve seen about you as I’ve watched the show is that your cussing, making fun of other children and talking trash about \fat\ people is doing nothing but harming Faithlynn. If you want to help this child so much, teach her to be a good person and to not BULLY! There is so much bullying done by kids themselves that she doesn’t need her \role model\ to teach her how to be even more so. I’ve heard some of the other mother/coaches trash talk but not like you. You outdo everyone. As for the editing, the fact remains is that you ARE saying these nasty things at some time or another. Get it together and realize that you need to show Faithlynn how a decent person acts. Most of the time she is just standing there with a silly
smirk on her face, probably thinking just how \perfect and beautiful\ she is. She apparently sees nothing wrong with what your saying when you talk trash. Shame on you! After this last show, if my child was within your grasp, I’d be pulling her out of there!
Nikki, there are negative comments about you on this post. Granted. But you should REALLY take some them to heart. What I’ve seen about you as I’ve watched the show is that your cussing, making fun of other children and talking trash about at people is doing nothing but harming Faithlynn. If you want to help this child so much, teach her to be a good person and to not BULLY! There is so much bullying done by kids themselves that she doesn’t need her
ole model to teach her how to be even more so. I’ve heard some of the other mother/coaches trash talk but not like you. You outdo everyone. As for the editing, the fact remains is that you ARE saying these nasty things at some time or another. Get it together and realize that you need to show Faithlynn how a decent person acts. Most of the time she is just standing there with a silly
smirk on her face, probably thinking just how perfect and beautiful she is. She apparently sees nothing wrong with what your saying when you talk trash. Shame on you! After this last show, if my child was within your grasp, I’d be pulling her out of there!
Nikki @270 – Even without honors (is 4th out of 367 honors?) I could figure out she wanted you to name one amazing coach or athlete.
Alisha and I
Hey nikki was it you calling the other little girl ugly or was that \editing\ too? I can’t believe someone your age would sit there in front of other kids and call someone names like that! Were suppose to teach our kids to not bully! Your just one big one!!
I’m sure as hell NOT your mother or grandmother because if I was, you wouldn’t be talking or acting that way around adults or children! Bet it makes your mother proud to watch you on the show and hear how you talk . The ugliness that comes out of your mouth is incredible. Especially calling little girls ugly and making fun of them. You’ve even got Faithlynn doing it. That same little girl had the common courtesy to come congratulate Faithlynn. Way to go Gracie! And supposed white trash taught her that. Hmmm. Give me a trailer any day!
“if my child was within your grasp, I’d be pulling her out of there!”
Nikki’s Father should have pulled out.
@ Robin Now THAT’S funny!!
I love these awesome recaps – they make me die laughing – but SHEEEEZUS, you guys are vicious over here. :\
(Captcha: “what for?” – *laughs*)
So glad I’m not the only one that thinks Faithlyn’s Momma is no angel. I watched the show tonight and when you see a Mother saying she and her daughter make fun of the other pageant Mom’s cause they are fat I thought she was the worst Mom ever. Prejudice is taught unfortuantely and someday
Faithlyn I hope gives it right back to Mommy dearest. I’d rather be fat than a “bi*** any day. There was another Mom and girl who had the right attitude that will take her far and that if she didn’t win just meant it was someone else’s turn. Mama June might be fat but I would take her as a Mom over Nikki any day, June teaches her daughter to love everyone as they are fat,skinny, gay straight. Nikki I hope some day you bite your evil tongue.
What a sad blog entry to read. And the comments, even worse! You are all rightly upset that Nikki should speak this way about the other children, not to mention the swearing, but what is with the hypocrisy? So many comments on here insult Faithlyn when she is just a child, herself! I can’t even believe the derogatory terms used on this girl’s appearance. You should all be ashamed of yourselves!
As for Nikki, I can’t even imagine what is wrong with you. You claim to care about this girl, and yet the lessons you teach her are disgusting. If I were ever to hear you talk like this to her, you would sorely regret every word. Also, Faithlyn’s family life is private and talking about her father the way you did in a public forum is so completely inappropriate! You dear, are a nasty little thing.
Btw, Nikki is NOT Faithlyn’s mother nor is there any family relation.
@Anon…and YOU participated, so should you be ashamed? I can assure you, we are not! Reality show people open themselves up for ridicule, and we’re right there making sure they are. To be honest, these recaps pretty much write themselves thanks to the lemonheads who participate on the show.
Wow, and I didn’t even have to hunt down the just right T&T to add this.
I was poking around on the national pageant prediction board and I read that Nikki was filmed this last weekend in another pageant hosted by Tanisha. She’s coaching(or ruining, rather) a different child. I look forward to next season!
I did NOT insult a child which is what a lot of you should be ashamed of. As for Nikki, she is an adult… have at it!
FYI – for those who remember the \$8,000\ crowning dress and turkey fiasco episode.
Coach N(asty) Ikki Coochie is the coach apparently for those two. And they’ve been filmed for a T&T episode. So crazy mother, coochie coach and man, that’s gonna be an episode! But given crazy mother’s spending, if Coochie is following her, I can see spending 20K.
Dang, we need to do more pageants. I need my gossip fix.