Ty says it’s all about what the judges are looking for and today, “They were looking for NOT the best.” Way to win gracefully. Crystal tells her that they have a lot of mad people on their hands. Bet the winners aren’t mad. Bet the people who PREPARED aren’t mad. Maybe it’s just the people who figured they could just phone it in with a kid who would rather eat worms – not a joke! – than be in a pageant. Crystal, have you considered taking up drinking?
Crystal interviews that she’s pissed off because she doesn’t know what she paid for. Ty says she won’t be back to this system (I’m sure the pageant is sooo worried) and Crystal says for the amount of money paid, this doesn’t fly. Okay, you don’t just win by paying. You actually have to earn it.
So anyway, Ultimate Grand Supreme with Glamma on Top is…Alyssa! No shit, she EARNED it! Crystal, showing her true colors, yells, “Because mommy and daddy screamed the loudest!” Wow, great sportsmanship. Really klassy, Krystal. Alyssa won because she was prepared, energetic, had long hair, worked the stage and had confidence. Your kid would rather eat worms! WORMS!
I love the face of the woman behind her…
Crystal says that after seven years, this whole “pageant mom crap” doesn’t seem worth it anymore. Rats learn faster than this moron. She says there was no way some of the kids who won really won over Jordan.
Jordan says she thinks this is her last pageant. “I’d rather be eating worms.” Me too.
Cariah is going to continue to do pageants, thanks to mom, her raft, time and the thoughts behind her mind.
Yeah bitch, the colored girl really caused her own feelings to get hurt…now shut it.
Rut-roh, ending interviews with the three moms/grandma. Glamma says it really pays off when a child puts their all into it. Crystal says Jordan has been competing in this pageant since she was two and she still hasn’t won. Glamma is like, bitch, please, if I had been competing for seven years and still hadn’t won, I’d stop doing the pageants. It’s actually sort of funny – I don’t think Glamma would have waited SEVEN YEARS to learn this lesson.
Crystal says they are done and they are not coming back. Glamma continues, “Seven years!” like she can’t believe it and Crystal looks like she DID just eat a worm. Sometimes you have to smack someone with a baseball bat before they get it. With Crystal, someone should have used an anvil.
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