Cariah’s makeup artist shows up in some tragic non-footed hosiery and short-shorts and is surprised when Ty shoves a Starbucks drink into Cariah’s hand. The makeup artist looks horrified as Cariah gulps and gulps and gulps.
Bet Ty added Red Bull and Mt. Dew just to make sure. Gulp.
Jordan is getting her hair and makeup done and Crystal interviews that this is the first time they are using a hairpiece. That I’m sure they got off the black market of the black market (or is it “colored” market?), because it looks like shit. Also, why would you wait until pageant day to try it? And isn’t it too long? And shouldn’t it have been curled beforehand? Crystal, do you really not know why you are losing? It’s because some pistons in this engine aren’t firing and honey, you are one of them.
The makeup artist says that Jordan’s hair is way too short for the fall – I guess she can’t really combine the real and fake hair or something. “Her mom is crazy,” the makeup artist says – in front of Jordan, which is not cool even if it is true, and Jordan knows it. It’s like you can trash on your own family, but if someone else does it – not cool.
Oh yeah, waaaay natural. Like porn hair.
For whatever reason, Crystal is in the hallway sitting on the floor and the makeup artist says there are just too many gaps in the fall. Again, I think it was just a really cheap black market- black market fall.
“Anything that could go wrong, is going wrong,” Crystal says. Uh, the makeup looks fine, the dress is probably fine, so I’m not sure what your damage really is here. “Everything” seems like a bit of a hyperbole, don’t you think?
Crystal acts or is shocked by how bad the fall is, and Crystal, seriously, would it have killed you to put on some foundation? I’m guessing there was enough at this hotel to cover every pageant girl in Texas.
Crystal says she’s livid the fall didn’t work and that it may affect how well Jordan does. Ya think? Didn’t seem to bother you in the past 7 years if this is your first fall…come on, drop the drama, mama.
I didn’t realize being CLUELESS was going to be so detrimental to winning.
Crystal says she paid $200 for the fall, which probably would have covered their gas, electric and water for the month, but you know, priorities. They are just going to curl Jordan’s hair instead.
Alyssa is getting ready and she’s a champ outside of the fact she doesn’t want anything on her lips. She says that Glamma tells her beauty is the most important because of the scoring, but Alyssa says she really doesn’t like beauty. Glamma says smile ‘til it hurts!
Seriously, keep that damn gloss away from me!
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