Jordan is up next and her hair really stands out. Crystal tells her to slow down, but Jordan gets onstage and basically blows through the whole routine. She’s bouncy, moves too quickly and the hair is just wrong, wrong, wrong for pageants (but it’s awesome for the real world). Crystal says she wishes Jordan had moved more slowly but she knows she did really well. One judge says the hair suits her face but she needs more of it for a high-glitz pageant.
Swimwear/Under the Sea category is up next. Hope someone dresses like a mermaid just like everyone else.
So, this next part is ridiculous. Crystal can’t get into her hotel room because the key isn’t working. Now, I’ve traveled a bit and the thing you do when this happens – because it does often enough – is that you bitch and moan as you get back in the elevator, take it down to the lobby, tell them the key doesn’t work, they re-code it for you, and 5 minutes later you are getting back into your room. Crystal, however, prefers to do it her way, which is the way you’d do it if you were in a screwball comedy from the 1950s.
AND send up the sommelier with the concierge, I’m gonna need a drink too!
Crystal calls the front desk and requests a bellboy. At a pageant hotel? You aren’t at the Ritz, dumbass. Then she requests security and tells them her key won’t work. Then she’s on her cell phone – which means she had to call the hotel directly instead of using a hotel phone that connects directly to the operator – and she’s bitching and moaning that a bellboy/security has not shown up. Seriously, it takes about 30 minutes for someone to show up and do something it would have taken her 5 minutes to do herself. Again, sad family, just sad, sad, sad. If Jordan actually did get a break, Crystal would be eaten alive, she’s just not that alert.
Seriously, where is my personal trainer too?
Alyssa is up first and crisis! Her music doesn’t work.
Is he cheating? This isn’t the SATs, dude!
I immediately wondered why people don’t have a backup copy as Glamma tells the audio guy that she gave him a backup copy. Glamma could seriously run a billion-dollar company.
I am going to eat that DJ ALIVE!
So the music starts and Alyssa once again kills it. Kid knows how to work it although I did find the blow-up doll lips a little creepy. One of the judges says Alyssa really holds herself like a teenager…which, is that a compliment nowadays?
Or maybe keeping with the Under the Sea theme, it’s just Fish Face?
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