Marcy continues to act like the bigger person but methinks the lady doth protest too much when she says, “Healthy competition is a good thing. Bad sportsmanship competition is not.” Did you really need that second “competition” in there? Because I don’t think there are a lot of competitions for bad sportsmanship. Although I may have just given TLC their next big reality show!
HATE. Aimed right at Kayla.
Kayla is up first and Kailia says, “Oh, yeah, her,” in a really snotty, sarcastic way. Good sportsmanship! Who needs some good parenting here, Marcy?
Kayla does her innocent Slutty Shirley Temple then busts a move where she pounds her fists and bounces her booty all over. Judge Kirin says it really made all the judges laugh and they loved it. If they only knew what a joy she was offstage…
Champagne Room, here she comes!
Marcy reminds us about being a magician’s assistant on the Vegas strip for 13 years, and given that she’s in a skimpy bunny costume, I’m sure she was taken very seriously. She thought it would be fun to bring magic into Kailia’s Outfit of Choice by making her brother disappear. How many of us wouldn’t have wanted to do that when we were young?!
Okay, first of all, no jumpsuits on adults. Second, is it see-through and she’s wearing shorts? Third? Ugh!
Kailia goes onstage in Slutty Nurse Outfit and Marcy screams like a banshee. Kailia does that gross blowup doll face through the whole thing as Judge Toriann says she could not get over Kailia’s talent. I thought this was Outfit of Choice?
Although is sharing your first gyno appointment really a talent? However, no HPV here, so she’s good to go.
She said it was really a difficult performance and very impressive. Kailia is very sharp in the routine.
Unfortunately, Kailia’s brother doesn’t move fast enough in his disappearance and she finally tells him to “Go!” Heh. Marcy’s like, “WTF?” Oh well.
Death from above!
Danielle is up next and her mother says she’s fragile because she’s a perfectionist. That should work out well in the real world.
Suddenly Danielle freaks out and says she can’t do it. But she gets onstage in her little cherry costume that is a little too subtle and does her dance. She actually seems like she’s thinking about it too much because it’s a little stilted. Judge Kirin says she wishes her costume would have popped a little more. Popping the Cherry costume? Too many jokes hitting my brain at once!
Cherry Poppins right here! Best nanny EVAH!
Judges discuss the girls…Danielle is stunning but she was nervous because of the gown; Kayla was “little miss personality” and they loved Slutty Shirley Temple because it was hilarious; but Kailia had the “it” factor and they loved that she yelled at her brother but still held it together. Dun-dun-dunnnn and laughter. Ah, the life of a pageant judge.
One of these things is JUST LIKE the other.
Crowning! Marcy says this is the “more nervous” part. Is she nervous being filmed, or does she not know how many words and phrases she’s using incorrectly?
And maybe it’s glaucoma causing her eyes to bug out?
Pageant Director Carol confuses the whole damn system by telling us that all the girls will receive a Queen title instead of a Runner Up title so their parents can brag to their friends that they won Queen. Way to lower the bar even further, pageant community. Winner of the division will get “Divisional Supreme.” I hate when they muck with the already confusing system.
And that bad sportsmanship is going to blow out her ass if she doesn’t let it out any other way.