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In Kayla’s group, they name the first queen…then the divisional queen…neither are Kayla, so she pulls for a bigger title. Kailia tells her mother that Kayla says she’s going to win and get the big trophy and Marcy continues to make stress face.
Junior Miss group which is Kailia’s group…queen…not Kailia…divisional queen…also not Kailia, so she pulls for a higher title too. Marcy unclenches and her colon thanks her.
Young Miss group, with Danielle…queen…not Danielle…divisional queen…not Danielle! So all of our girls pull for a higher title. Let the rivalry begin.
Kailia interviews she’s going to win and get the money and buy candy and all kinds of stuff. “Including panties.” What the hell is going on in that household?
Grand supreme titles! Grand Supreme goes to…Danielle! She is thrilled and runs up on stage with a huge smile. She is happy about the win. She really has gotten nicer!
Second Grand Supreme is…Kayla! April says Kayla could have won higher if she had practiced more. Marcy is thrilled and reaaaally doesn’t care.
So Ultimate Grand Supreme with Cheese in the Crust is Kailia! Marcy about has a stroke and shows us how to plyo the P90X way by jumping through the ceiling.
Kailia interviews that she’s so happy and full of energy and to prove it she holds her breath which keeps all of her happy on the inside! Then she exhales so she doesn’t die. She fans herself with her money. Good one.
“I want a rematch. I really do,” April says. Marcy says they hit it “strong and better every time.” April is smoldering.
Onstage are all the winners and Kailia puts her fan of money on top of Kayla’s head like a crown…seemed cute. But then April cries while interviewing that Kailia was “fanning her money in front of Kayla’s face.” Oh please. But then Kailia asks Kayla if she wants some of her money, then says, “Just joking.” April says she just doesn’t know where that comes from. Yes you do.
Marcy says they won Ultimate by “being sweet to other girls.” Yeah, I don’t think they score for that and I don’t actually think it’s true.
They put the three moms together at the end (pure genius) and April says she thinks Kayla’s competition is Kailia. You know, they are so different…Kailia seems really alert and smart for 5 and honestly, Kayla seems a little behind on her development. I’m basing that on all of my child-rearing experience, of which I have none. But she just doesn’t seem that alert, her vocabulary is limited and she seems to throw a lot of tantrums…moms out there, thoughts on this one?
“Kayla is right behind Kailia,” April says. Marcy immediately spats, “That’s not Kailia’s competition.” There’s that good sportsmanship! Marcy says they’ve competed against her but never lost to Kayla. April makes a face and says she hopes one day Kayla will beat Kailia. Now it’s Marcy’s turn to make a face. “Oh it won’t happen,” she spats. WHAT A COOCH! And I think Tedi is really rethinking being a pageant mom.
So to Marcy: We aren’t buying the good sportsmanship bullshit you felt the need to spew. Save it for confession; everyone lies in there.