Kendyl’s group is up first. Best Personality…not Kendyl. Best Eyes…Kendyl! Yep, I’ll give her that. Queen…not Kendyl! Which means she pulls for a higher title, which is hard to believe.
Biting his nails all the way down to the hand tats.
Jozy’s group is up next. Charlotte wants Beauty Supreme. Well, we all need dreams. Most Beautiful…not Jozy. Queen…Jozy! Serves that hot mess right. Charlotte says sometimes results are hard to hear. So is the truth, honey.
Uh…where am I?
Alanna’s group is next and she tells us that Sasha is coming for us. Thanks for the warning. Best Smile…Alanna. WHAT? They judges said the smile was forced. Oy Lord. Queen…not Alanna, which means she pulls for a higher title too. Hope it has ham and pineapple, I haven’t had one of those for a while.
Still thinking about those black sandals, aren’t you?
Beauty Supreme…not our girls! Charlotte thought Jozy should have won it. Yeah, you are done so please stop talking.
Beauty Supreme 5-10…Alanna! Yolanda thought she would win the highest title.
Should’ve put your money in a Fidelity account instead.
She admits to feeling the tug of obsessed pageant mom, “But I’m not going to walk into the light,” she tells us. That is because you are already there, sister. “Back in the day, I would have flipped the heck out.” Hold that thought.
Because a little part of me has died.
Novice Supreme 0-4…Matt says he’s sweating bullets…it’s…Kendyl! YAY! Matt is thrilled. Hope Jessica gets a congratulatory slap. “The stress is gone,” Matt says. Excellent pageant dad. Kendyl drops her trophy on the ground.
Well, they are half right.
Must have been the correct shoe/sock combo that clinched it!
Ultimate Supreme…some little girl who does have a crazy pageant mom.
Uh-oh…looks like a kindler, gentler Sasha Fierce won!
Yolanda gives the little girl a look from Hell.
I’d call racism, but the winner is just as cocoa as my kid.
Yolanda goes running into the light as she says she doesn’t think the girl who won the highest title should have won it. She says she’s not in “agreeance” with what happened. What ever happened to “agreement”? Is that word out of style or something?
Charlotte says she could be addicted to glitz pageants. The first step is admitting it.
Matt says he’s totally pumped up and hard core on pageants. Kendyl snots off.
At the end, they interview the three pageant moms and Jessica says she feels that her child was judged fairly. She and Charlotte look at Yolanda who is pissed and shows it. They laugh at her because seriously? Chill out. “I didn’t,” Yolanda says.
Quiz: Which mother needs to lighten the hell up?
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