Judge Hatchett really liked Kendyl and thought she did a great job – very enthusiastic without needing a lot of coaching. He should have seen the dailies.
And apparently he is subbing for Roy Scheider in All That Jazz who is here looking for new talent. It’s SHOWTIME!
Charlotte admits Jozy has some tough competition as Jozy freaks about her mother “messing up her dress.” Did they bring the time out chair? Because I’m thinking we’re going to need it.
Also, is this really the time to tie dolly’s tubes?
Jozy gets onstage and looks very pretty in her pale pink dress. Unfortunately, she puts her head down and turns it back so all the judges can really see is the back of her fat head. She doesn’t move but instead seems to have a stroke. Dad tells her to blow kisses and he keeps telling her to look at the judges. So she turns away and shows the back of her head again.
Hello…up front…hello! Is that a dead poodle on your head?
Charlotte channels her inner Cleo Patrick by saying that she thought Jozy did a great job and had “better eye contact than she usually does.” Does she normally spend her entire beauty time with her back to the judges? Jesus! She was AWFUL!
Life is challenging.
Judge Chastity says Jozy was beautiful but she didn’t make enough eye contact. Maybe she has eyes in the back of her head but you couldn’t see it because of the dead poodle?
She was actually great…right? RIGHT? It’s not a lie if you believe it.
Yolanda is pissing and moaning because Alanna is first up in her category and if they are running late, they’ll get points off. How about NOT running late? I mean, it’s the first category, you should be ready to go. It’s not like you have some huge costume/hair/makeup change. What is it with people and being on time? How do these people keep their jobs?
For whatever reason, they have to run back to the room for something and their key doesn’t work. Yolanda says she felts like she was going to vomit. She has to run and get a new key and again…WHY are you going back to the room? No idea.
It’s like she’s running from the blood gushing down the hallway in The Shining, no?
Needless to say, Alanna is not late, no crisis needed to be averted and all is well in Yolanda’s world for right now. However, Alanna has a really weird smile, it’s almost too much and it’s like she’s scrunching her nose up or something. It looks really forced, not natural, and she’s turning Chi-ianese I think she’s turning Chi-ianese I really think so.
I think her hair got pulled back a weeeee bit tooooo tight.
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