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Lacey is still freaking out and asks – ASKS – for some candy. Who raised these kids, good parents? Yeesh. Lacey interviews that Sour Patch kids make her feel better then she yaaaawwwnnnnsss this great, big yawn while holding a Snoopy dog next to her head like she needs a nappy nap. This kid is AWESOME and it’s about to get double-AWESOME.
Quinoa and Marquita continue to fight over whose routine is going to be the best. ZZZZZZ.
Mackenzie is up first and she dances around and Crystal does the routine with her, and apparently Mackenzie has had it, because she says so we can all hear, “Mommy, don’t do that.” But Crystal continues to do the routine and Mac has an attack and continues to say, “Mom, don’t do it!” and she kind of stalls on the routine because she’s getting ticked. So Crystal finally stops and the Mac gets back to the routine. Crystal says she was shocked because Mackenzie had never done that before. Well, she only told you like a hundred times not to do it, so you have to expect that by the end of the day, she’s going to have a meltdown. She’s like a person that way.
One judge says that she did deduct points for Mac telling her mother to stop because it was distracting. Wah-wahhh. But Crystal knows it will affect the scores and she’s totally calm and professional about it.
Voodoo Princess is up next! Lacey gets onstage and does a super-cool voodoo dance while Kerry continues to look like she hasn’t taken a crap in like 3 weeks. Lacey grabs some powder from her pocket and blows it all over the place – what a waste of Colombian gold! It is amazing and one of the judges says Lacey really lights the place up. Well, all that blow probably didn’t hurt either.
“I did excellent and I almost…fainted,” she says, putting her hand up to her head dramatically, “Ahhh….” Hee, this kid need her own show more than Eden Wood. And her costume is really cool.
Ana is up next and she really looks pissed for some reason. She must be sick of her relatives too. She does her Michael Jackson routine and it’s really good. She will probably get higher points on this because it looks sharper and she’s facing the judges more. She has a ton of energy and is a really pretty girl. Ana tells us that African was better but Michael will probably score better. Just like he did with little kids, boo-ya! I’ll be here all night!
Judges convene…the thought Mackenzie had great stage presence and confidence, Lacey-Mae wowed them because of her energy and personality, and Ana was very entertaining and she and Lacey scored very closely.
CROWNING! Let’s get this bitch started! Mac’s group is first and if you pull for a higher title, you get a paper passport – another cute idea. She can use that when she goes to the country of Asia!
Passport receivers include Mackenzie! So she pulls for a higher title! YAY! She is so funny onstage when she gets it.
Next up is Ana and Lacey’s group…this is going to be a tough one. Kerry – SMILE for God’s sake! Passport winners include Ana and Lacey! DOUBLE YAY!
Pageant Director Chris lies to us and tells us the pageant is sending the winner on a trip “all around the world.” Okay, to me, this means they get tickets to go, you know, all around the world. However, one of the commenters said it was just entry into Epcot. Not even flights there for a family? Hotel while there? Why not just give them the lung cancer that killed Walt? What a crappy gift!