Back to crisis mode! The flipper is falling out because they forgot old man glue! HOLY SHIT, for a perfectionist, Deiry sure does fuck up a lot.
So Deiry runs back up the stairs, which is no small feat for her and she goes through all of their cases to see if they have old man glue – which was nowhere to be found. Do these people ever consider putting pageant day lists together? Or do perfectionists not need a list they are so perfect?
Deseray gets onstage and holds the damn flipper in her mouth on her own. The emcee announces that Deseray wants to be a doctor so she can help her parents. So she wants to be a shrink is what you are saying?
I think the yellow would have popped more, but you know, it’s not HER pageant.
Judge Shellie was all over Deseray’s hair – she didn’t like it and felt it needed some work. But it was sprayed with glitter! Get bent, Judge Shellie!
Olympic Wear competition is next. There’s the Romney’s dressage horse! Some kid on a trampoline, and some girl with a black eye…is that the kid-beating competition? Because suddenly I’m interested in the Olympics. I would totally triple medal gold in THAT sport.
And ironically, this is how Deseray feels on the inside.
Oh, now Alana has a tennis racket in her hands and the tennis outfit makes sense. Unless she’s a bookie with that hat? Alana says she’s been practicing tennis for a long, long, long time and June rolls her eyes and tells us that Alana has never played tennis. You’d never guess by the way she’s swinging that racket back and forth like she’s swatting flies.
That kid is a hot mess of lyin’!
Alana gets onstage and she moves too quickly across the stage and June has to motion for her to get back. Alana swings her racket and does some sexy moves and some club moves and she’s really all over the place. I’m thinking they need to contact a coach ASAP if they are going to keep doing this.
Way too much sass for Olympic Wear.
Alana interviews, “I worked that racket goo-ood!” She really needs to dial down the smack because she really wasn’t very good.
And then she makes goat noises…how does she do that?
Judge Shellie says Alana could have done better and that the tennis outfit didn’t fit her personality. Mostly because she should have been belly-floppin’ into a vat of Georgia red mud water (that’s the show after this one). “She could have done some sparkly things,” Judge Shellie says. What the HELL are “sparkly things”? Because Deseray had sparkly things in her hair and you didn’t like them.
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