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So Star Wear or Celebutard Wear or whatever this category is, is causing Jillian some stomach issues because of the costume change mid-routine. Oh – it’s called “Born to be a Star.” Make up your minds!
Kelsey goes onstage in her rollers and smock, dancing around while spraying hairspray. She ducks behind the large size bottle, her helper takes off her rollers and smock in a could-have-been-faster-way and Kelsey emerges looking adorable. She does a great job but I’m surprised she didn’t go blind or get high from the hairspray. Bet the poor camera crew did, though.
Mia is in her Madonna outfit and some dumbass gives Mia a blue sucker and it’s all over her mouth and face. And it was someone in their group who did that – how would you not know that was going to happen? They try to wipe it off in the bathroom but it’s not really coming off her face or teeth. Ick.
And OMG, AGAIN, stupid TLC cuts off Mia’s routine for a commercial for themselves (because golf is sooo important), so I head over to iTunes to see how it went. Mia does okay, not really solid on the moves, and totally stalls at the most important part of any Madonna routine – stripping! Or at least taking off the jacket. “Shit happens,” Melissa says. And it has happened all over Mia today.
Judge David says he feels like her routine could have been more rehearsed, then he says the stupidest thing, “I’m not sure what direction they were going in with her costume.” What the hell does that even mean? Honestly, what direction was the Jasmine costume going in? What about the Daisy Duke costume? The Playboy Bunny costume? Does there need to be any other direction than straight to the pole for these costumes? You’re thinking above your pay grade, Judge David.
Mia cries after the routine because she forgot to take her jacket off. Boo-hoo, enjoy your participation award.
Oh, and here we go again! Melissa says Casey has never practiced her routine with her prop, so they are worried about if it will work. But it’s fine and Casey kicks ass on her Beyoncé routine. But thanks to the editors for blurring out the actual photos of Beyoncé, I appreciated that. Judges loved the routine, calling it “magnificent.”