Gia gets onstage with her dad and Tom, but she is hating life. Luckily, Ron brought food with him and it helped get the turkey more “focused” if that is possible. Oh, and her bodyguard is onstage too. Gia pulls the turkey’s leash and the turkey hates life. Then Gia does the splits. How does that incorporate the turkey into her routine? That is odd. Kelly says it was okay. Sure, let’s go with that.
Dad, check; bodyguard, check; turkey on a leash, check; kid who doesn’t want to be there, check!
Aly is up next with Faux Butterball…she pulls the lamb across the stage and you can tell the lamb is like get me the hell out of here. Ron tries to take the leash from Aly but she doesn’t let go…then Kelly gets pissed because she says Ron was supposed to take the leash so Aly could finish her routine. He tried! But Aly held on then got completely tangled in the leash when she twirled around, and Kelly blamed Ron. What the hell was he going to do, yank the leash from her hand onstage? She would have had a meltdown.
“Ron, you totally screwed her up on that,” Kelly snipes at Ron as he and Aly are getting offstage. Come on, Aly did it to herself. “It looked f#cking ridiculous,” Kelly says, probably in earshot of a bunch of kids, so YAY!
Nothing to see here!
The lamb barely makes it down the steps and Ron says the lamb jumps around the house all the time. “You’re an idiot!” Kelly says to Ron. How much do you think he’ll offer herto go away now? Trust me when I tell you, Ron is going to internalize all this shit for a few more years, then keel over with a heart attack.
Chante is putting Buster’s costume on…I’m sorry, what is that, a huge boil on the back of his costume? She says that Buster has gotten fat and those treats did not help. Maybe because feeding him MORE to help him lose weight was not the answer, Chante.
And this poor dog…they remove his balls then place a bunch on his back. The irony!
Kali gets onstage with Buster and he’s a pretty good sport about things. Then she shoves him offstage and does her Tae Kwon Do and kills it! She is very talented so that one is probably in the bag. One of the judges says she wishes the dog had been more “integrated” with the routine. How so? Did you want her to ping him in the head with her nunchucks? Dumbass.
It’s a NunChuck Norris alert!
Karley is up with Slither and she does a great jungle routine. That kid kills it too! One of the judges is totally freaking out. Calm the hell down. Karley hands off the snake and finishes her routine – kid knows her stuff! Although I’m hating the ripping the skirt off situation – seriously, Katie, that is sooo not Kutie for little girls. “Me and Slither did AWESOME!” she says.
Slither is an awesome boa in more ways than one!
Judges discussion…Gia was “sad and miserable” but brave to bring a turkey out; Aly was cute and they loved the lamb; Karley handled the snake “wonderfully” and Kali had a ton of energy and they loved her smiile. “It’s a tough one,” one of the judges says. They always are.
And looks like Katie’s on Kutie Krack!
Crowning! Kelly sends the twins to the stage and says, “Alycesaundra will probably win a bigger title than the other one.” The other one? Did you forget her name? Hope you don’t forget her at the hotel when you leave! Chante says they are hoping for a big title. Aren’t we all?