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Age Division Princess…not our girls! Age Division Queen…Gia! Ron is shocked she won something. Kelly says when Gia won that title, she knew Aly won a higher title. Well DUH, anyone who didn’t win in this round pulled for a higher title so that’s kind of a given, isn’t it?
Well, Aly doesn’t know how this whole thing works so she melts into a pile onstage and starts crying because she thinks her loser “other one” beat her in the pageant. Heh. At least she has an $8,000 dress on while doing it. They try to explain it to her but she is four so her comprehension is a little low right now.
Next group is up for crowning…Karley is ready to go! Age Division Queen…not Karley! Age Division Supreme…not Karley! She pulls for a higher title! These kids really rocked this week.
Me and My Pet Supreme title…Aly! Except she’s sleeping! So they wake her up and she’s a hot mess of crabby. They walk her to the stage and her leg is asleep so she’s stumbling, but once she got her crown she was happy. Yeesh. Gia starts screaming at the top of her lungs and Ron can’t control her. How about taking her to the restroom and spanking that little shit? What is her problem, she got a crown!
Kelly admits she wasn’t paying any attention to “the other one” because she was too excited about Aly’s win (and probably busy holding her up until her leg woke up).
Beauty Supreme title…Kali! Wow, that’s a big title for her! She did a great job and I was really happy she won. Chante says it was because of her beautiful silver smile. Which she has because you rotted her teeth. So, smooth. But let’s focus on the win – nice job, Kali, you really earned it!
“I’m a very proud parent,” Chante says. Aww, that’s nice to hear. She hugs Kali but does anyone hug Buster? No. Poor dog!
Mini-Supreme title…Karley! Crystal is thrilled and so is Slither! By the way, kudos to editing/sound for adding a rattle every time they showed Slither, that was hilarious.
Chante says she sees nothing but bling-bling and dollar signs in Kali’s future. “So Hollywood, here we come,” she says, making her lose any credibility in my eyes. How do you jump from pageant to Hollywood in one shot? Even Eden is taking the long way around with her “E-Team of Death.”
Holding Buster, Kali asks him if he had fun. He turns to her and growls, escaping from her arms. Heh.
Kelly says that if Gia and Aly had done their routines, they would have won bigger. No duuuh.
“It is absolutely not the end of Giavanna’s pageant career,” she says. “Heck no, I’m a crazy pageant mom.” Then she adds, “Giavanna, I’m dragging your ass all the way there,” then she laughs and says, “Sorry. I had to say that.” Okay, that was kind of funny. Then we hear one of those twins crying their eyes out while dad drags out a huge elephant he bought them. Enjoy that 13-hour ride home with that. Carl will probably have to ride on the roof of the van. But at least that will keep other cars away from them.