Once Christian is done practicing perfectly, Mackenzie gets ready to do her routine. Christian interviews that if Mackenzie wins the money, he’ll just take it from her hands. And I have no doubt your parents will do nothing, but I get the feeling that is going to be a moot point.
Mackenzie goes to practice and immediately messes up. She interviews that it’s important for her to beat her brother because then she’ll get more attention than him. That is so sad. And, not true. As the baby and the favorite, Christian will always get the most attention. Poor Mackenzie, she is such a sweetie and she’s almost being Jamie-Sterlinged by Loni.
Does anyone realize I left the room?
Mackenzie’s practice is not great – her routine looks pretty sloppy and she’s not very energetic. I hope it’s just nerves but I get the feeling it’s not. While on the sofa, Christian asks his dad if he’s going to win. “Do you pull bigger titles than your sissy?” He asks Christian, who nods. “Then you’re gonna win.” ASSHOLE! Again, there are probably ten times as many girls competing as boys…of course he’s going to win more often, he’s probably the only boy there sometimes. These parents really suck.
Over at the salon with Jayla, we get a little smackdown action with the hairstylist, “Barbie.” Jamesia brought two hair pieces and the stylist snots they only needed one. She says they made the decision to wear the hair long and Jamesia says they never made the decision and she’d prefer it up so everyone can see Jayla’s beautiful face. Barbie says that to really compete, Jayla should have the long hair and I think we all know she’s right, especially since Jayla is 6 years and not 6 months. However, Barbie is also getting paid to do what mom says, so perhaps she should pour some shut the hell up when she pours out the shampoo. And Barbie has Bozo the Clown red hair, so her opinion is somewhat suspect anyway.
Bitch, please, don’t make me create a balloon animal, ’cause I’ll do it.
Jayla agrees with Barbie and Jamesia tells her to “bring it down.” Jayla says when she has her hair long, she feels like Angelina Jolie. And Nicki Minaj. And Beyonce. Or Britney Spears. Make up your mind on which knife-wielding ho you want to be!
Back in Commerce, the Bobbsey Twins are getting spray-tanned except the spray clogs! Say it ain’t so. So superdad takes out his air compressor and hooks that up so they can blow the kids into Mexico. Luckily, they’ll be tan so it will all work out once they hit Monterrey.
Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker both know those aren’t the spray tans they are looking for.
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