Pageant day in Plano, Texas! Hope Fax Machine makes it because Creepy Office Max guy certainly did! Annette tells us full glitz and Motown go hand-in-hand, and tells us all about the thousand dollar ultimate grand supreme prize with her usual over-the-top excitement. She cracks me up. I love her enthusiasm because she really seems to love what she’s doing.
Up-side-down…boy you turn me in-side-out…and round and round!
Chloe is getting her hair and makeup done and Lana wants it super-glitzy while mom is trying to be demure. It’s funny she thinks she actually has a valued opinion here. So they tart Chloe up like a trampy princess while mom looks on and wonders about her high school boyfriend and where he is right now.
So close to having an opinion on how to raise my daughter…lalalalalalaa!
What do you mean Berkeley took the last banana?!
Over with Loni, she interviews that “of course” her children have a chance to win ultimate. Yeah, and my rescue dogs are headed to Westminster! However, both kids are super-hyper this morning and she doesn’t know what is going to happen. Don’t you?
Although Draco Malfoy seems to have lightened up a bit.
Jayla interviews she’s ready to get her fabulous on.
She’s wearing a cape over her white dress and she’s playing with makeup. All Jamesia and Barbie do is bitch at Jayla to put the makeup down so she doesn’t get it on her dress instead of diverting her attention or taking it away from her. Finally Jamesia gets up and walks away while Barbie gets pink lipstick on the white feathers of the hairpiece. Idiots.
One of these things doesn’t belong…and it’s the hair AND the lipstick.
Beauty is up first, so let’s see who blows it the worst.They have a new rule in place, Annette tells us. For the 0-3 group, they want lots of personality.
F#ck all y’all!
But for the 4 and up, it’s “all about elegance, class and poise. And we are enforcing that.” Uh, that seems like a pretty subjective rule to enforce, Annette. Are you sure that’s the road you want to ride down? Luckily, this is the last we hear about it.
Why does mommy hate me?
First up is Chloe and Lana’s choice of dress today is Snausage. Spanx or another outfit, Lana. Chloe gets onstage and walks across the stage very stiffly. She really looks cute when she doesn’t open her mouth, and Judge Carina says Chloe looked very pretty and the dress went well with her coloring. Let’s go to the color commentary from the Fax Machine.
Pretty, but notice the alpha female is not baring her teeth.
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