Holy shit…does Mackenzie have a flipper in? How the hell did they get that in there with all of her teeth? Poor kid.
I bet the dentist shit when he saw the mold for her flipper!
Mackenzie is really cute but she’s very stiff, not polished and she just has a weird way of twisting her neck. Loni cries because she’s so proud (whatever you do, don’t tell her!) and Mackenzie is happy. A judge says Mac was pretty but it’s hard when there are so many girls in the same age group. Rut-roh.
Loni just now remembers that she has a daughter too.
Motown Tribute Talent section is up next and Annette says she wants to see her favorite, Diana Ross. I’m sure there won’t be many of them, right after we detour through Arethaland.
D-I-A-B-E-T-E (S), find out what it means to me!
Lana says for Motown they are putting a little blond-haired go-go dancer onstage. Good luck with that. Chloe says she doesn’t want to do it and now she’s freaking out. “She usually likes to dance, but on her terms,” Lana says. Yeah, three year olds are like that.
Which is why the judges are drinking something other than coffee.
Chloe gets onstage and totally blanks. She waves her hand, twists barely, then just stands there. Music of Crisis™ plays and Lana says, “She wasn’t in the mood to dance. She was done.”
Ahhh derrrr…does anyone have any saltines?
Fax Machine sums it up nicely, “She’s not a circus monkey, you know? What do you do?” A-HA! So you ARE admitting that she IS, in actuality, SOME KIND OF MONKEY, just not a CIRCUS monkey…that is because she’s more of a zoo monkey, buddy. Either way, monkey monkey!
That kid has no idea who she’s screwing with.
Judge Kelli says she did take points off for Chloe and that her mother should have started out with her from the beginning. If she only knew Lana was in total control of the family! Amanda goes onstage, takes Chloe’s hand, and Annette says, “Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Chloe!” She might as well have said, “Miss No-Money!”
Chloe sort of won’t walk with her mother – sort of tugs at her arm like she’s going to stay onstage, while Lana interviews she was “disappointed.” Chloe admits she didn’t do “good” and Lana says, “That’s all right.”
But Chloe argues and says it’s not okay, then Joshua says, “Who said it was bad?” and Chloe yells, “Don’t say that!” and he has to explain to her that NOBODY thinks it’s bad. Except the judges.
Fax Machine interviews, “The go-go thing, that was pretty cool. She choked, but it was cool.” It was cool that your kid choked? Is this guy the stupidest dad we’ve ever seen on this show or what?
Do you think you have to dial 9 with this Fax Machine to get an outside line? Because I’m thinking no.
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